Starting from Naruto, one yuan kills infinite gloves

The three ninja villages of Konoha, Iwagakure, and Sunagakure have been at war in the Land of Rain for so many years. Yahiko, Nagato, and Konan have long disliked these ninjas.

Now, in this cast-in-place program, the fate of these ninjas is in their hands, so naturally they have to show some color to contestants like Tsunade and Jiraiya.

Of course, there was also Yang Ming's secret instruction.

Yang Ming recorded this program to further change the fate of the plot characters and recharge the system mall.

The more unwilling and angry Tsunade and Jiraiya are, the happier Yang Ming will be.

Tsunade pursed her lips and glared angrily at Nagato.

Nagato remained unmoved and continued:

"If you two were young people today, I might have to be patient and tell you, but you are both adults, and both are well-known ninjas in the ninja world, and it seems that your initial ratings are quite high. , the actress has an S-level rating, and this actor is only a B-level, so that’s no wonder.”

Jiraiya: ""

What does it mean to be just a B-level person?

I, Toadyama Jiraiya, am not worthy of being in the eyes of a little brat like you?

Nagato: "Let me give you a simple example, Jiraiya, when you blindfolded her and wanted to take action, the trembling of your hands was an act of life. This thing is completely acceptable to me. No."

Jiraiya's face darkened.

Nagato: "Also, Tsunade, when you asked Jiraiya if he believed you, he said "I believe you", I don't quite understand. When you said "don't touch me", you said this What’s the motive?”

Tsunade looked confused.

Didn’t I just read it according to the lines?

What else is there to say about motivation?

Nagato continued to ask three soul questions: "When you look at the other person, do you hate him? What do you hate about him?"

Tsunade took the microphone and said bravely:

"I'm disgusted."

"That's right." Even though Tsunade didn't follow the routine, Nagato had another way to find fault with him, and said: "Then since you hate him so much, why don't you slap him, or just feel angry. He tried to leave, but instead he stayed there crying endlessly and talking a lot of nonsense that he didn’t understand.”

what am i

Didn't I just follow the script?

Tsunade held the microphone tightly in her hand, and for the first time she was so eager to blow someone's head off.

Seeing that the heat was almost over, if Nagato continued talking, maybe Tsunade would actually hit someone when she was so angry, and it would be a big joke.

Yang Ming took the words, acted as peacemaker, and said:

"I would like to explain that the lines and actions related to this actor should be stipulated in the script. Tsunade and Jiraiya acted according to the script."

Before, she was furiously criticized by Yahiko and Nagato, but now she suddenly saw Yang Ming speaking for herself. Tsunade was as happy as if she had eaten candied dates. Even her gaze towards Yang Ming became much softer. The more she felt, the more she looked at her. The more pleasing to the eye.

Feeling Sister Tsunade's hot gaze, even Yang Ming couldn't bear it and said quickly:

"Thank you both for your wonderful performance. Now please go back to your seats and take a rest. Later we will start the second group of actors to perform the wonderful play Prank Kiss."

Tsunade and Jiraiya parted ways midway, and she returned to the S-class seat alone.

Sitting next to Orochimaru, Tsunade was still furious.

"I'm so angry. Do these two little brats Nagato and Yahiko know how to perform?"

After a long time, Tsunade saw that Orochimaru did not comfort herself, so she couldn't help but look away.

However, Orochimaru was seen holding his chin with one hand, looking like a thinker, and was deep in thought.

"Hey, let me tell you, Orochimaru, what are you thinking about?"

"Interesting." After coming back from his thoughts, the corners of Orochimaru's mouth turned up slightly, and then he realized that Tsunade was back and said, "I was thinking about the judging criteria of the entire program team just now, and now I have some ideas."

"So powerful." Tsunade's eyes lit up. She had already put aside the anger she had just been criticized for, and asked, "What did you see again?"

"The secret cannot be leaked."

After saying that, Orochimaru simply closed his eyes and concentrated.

It seemed that he was already confident.

"Tch." Tsunade curled her lips, "Pretend to be a ghost."

The two of them were talking quietly, but they didn't hide it from Chiyo, who had been paying attention to them.

"Is there any inside story about this program?"

Chiyo frowned, his thoughts were like a mess that kept getting sorted out and still messed up.

Behind the players, a group of staff are making final adjustments.

Props, costumes, makeup, lighting, and cameras are all in place.

Sanshouyu Hanzo had already taken off his mask and looked at himself in the makeup mirror. After being carefully dressed up by the makeup artist, he looked more than ten years younger. No one could tell that he was nearly 60 years old. middle-aged man.

He turned to look at Bai Jue.

bad

this is the feeling

Sanshouyu Hanzo didn't dare to look any further and quickly averted his gaze.

After a while, Yang Ming's voice came from the front desk:

"The next two actors to appear are Hanzo and Bai Zetsu, and the clip they will bring is the prank kiss."

"Next, please take your seats, actors."

It's time to perform

At the same time, the original work of Mischief Kiss and the dramas shot by Hanzo and Bai Zetsu were shown on the big screen.

A low narration sounded:

"Yuan Xiangqin has liked Jiang Zhishu for many years, but in her heart, she has never gotten Jiang Zhishu's answer. In anger, Yuan Xiangqin broke up with Jiang Zhishu and accepted a date from Ah Jin, who had liked her for a long time. However, in the restaurant where they were dating, Yuan Xiangqin still Rejected Ajin’s proposal.”

"At this moment, Jiang Zhishu finally knows that the girl he cares about most is Yuan Xiangqin."

Play: Mischievous Kiss

actor:

Hanzo, plays Jiang Naoki.

Bai Jue, plays Yuan Xiangqin.

Streets and alleys.

Hanzo ran all the way and turned from an alleyway ahead.

There are gourmet restaurants on both sides of this road. With the idea that "Yuan Xiangqin" might be in one of the stores, Hanzo groped through each one.

He leaned against the window, opened the restaurant door, glanced around with a fiery gaze, then withdrew his gaze with disappointment, and then continued to look for the next store, over and over again, constantly reincarnating in hope and disappointment.

As a result, Yuan Xiangqin was not found in any store.

Hanzo clutched his chest and looked a little ugly.

He walked on the street in despair, like a walking corpse, letting the cold rain hit his face and body, soaking his whole body.

At this moment, out of the corner of his eye, a familiar young and beautiful figure came into view.