Marvel Magic Event Book

Salomon called Thor "Prince of Fools" or "Prince of Fools". However, in fact, Thor was not stupid, he was just too lazy to use his brain. After all, until he was exiled, all the problems he encountered were You can use his hammer to solve it. If one hammer doesn't work, just hammer twice. It can always be solved.

Previously, Salomon was worried that Jane Foster was not interested in the sexy hunk Saul, so he prepared a bottle of love elixir and prepared to find an opportunity to put this bottle of rose-colored liquid with heart-shaped bubbles floating in it between them. in people’s diet.But when he watched the whole process of Thor falling from the sky in the mirror dimension, being hit by a car and then meeting Jane Foster, Salomon felt relieved, because Jane Foster almost touched Thor. My chest muscles are strong, is there anything wrong with this?In fact, even Jane Foster's adorable intern fell for the bait, because the allure of the muscular hunk is unparalleled.As for whether Sol would take the bait, Salomon felt that this guy who often lacked a string in his mind would bite the hook even if he saw it.

All in all, this matter has nothing to do with him, but according to the contract he signed with Nick Fury, when a large-scale disaster is likely to occur on the magic side, and Salomon knows it, Nick Fury must be notified in advance to protect the lives of innocent people.Since this contract was witnessed by Emperor Weishan, the terms are extremely fair, and neither Salomon nor Nick Fury can violate it - as for finding loopholes in the contract and misinterpreting the terms, that is lawful evil behavior. Both Salomon and Nick Fury are familiar with this method, one is instinctive, the other is through experience accumulated over many years, and no one is necessarily more innocent than the other.

The Supreme Mage let go of Salomon who was trying to be lazy. The Mystic Mage immediately got into Bayonetta's apartment after getting the leave. However, Joan of Arc, who had just dealt with the naughty child and the bear's parents, was obviously not too polite to Salomon. .

"I wash all your clothes." Joan of Arc said, "I am not your servant, mystic!"

"I wash dishes too!" Salomon's eyes widened, "I also cook and mop the floor!"

"But when you were in school, Bayonetta and I could only see you twice a day! At noon and at night. Do I still want to thank you for coming to cook for us?" Joan of Arc said loudly. , while untying his black tie.She was wearing a dark red suit today, but she wore nothing on her upper body except the suit jacket. Half of her plump breasts were exposed. The black tie was stuffed into the suit jacket, covering part of her beautiful skin.This elegant dress paired with her tall figure was also the source of her trouble today. Some teachers thought it was inappropriate for her to dress like this, but Joan of Arc, who didn't care about office politics at all, didn't take their advice and still went her own way.

"Then you can cook too!" Salomon said. "Where did Bayonetta go?"

"She went shopping for groceries." Joan of Arc said angrily, "She knew you were coming here for dinner tonight. I rarely see that look on her face! I'm warning you, you have to make her happy. Although she will definitely not admit that she is so happy because of seeing you."

"I consider her my family, and maybe that will be the case in the future," Salomon said, "but now, I'm only 15 years old."

"You can have children at the age of 15." Hearing Joan's words, Salomon rolled his eyes.He almost forgot that Joan of Arc had lived for more than 500 years. At that time, the phenomenon of getting married and having children during adolescence was common all over the world.

"In this country, adulthood is 21," Salomon said. "I'm a law-abiding citizen."

"Ha!" Joan of Arc sneered, "I don't care about this. Now, leave the Cheshire Cat to me, and you go wash the dishes left behind a few days ago."

"You may not believe it, but I have washed all the dishes." Salomon had already ordered the invisible servants to clean the entire house before Joan of Arc came back, from the time he went to Asgard until he returned. On Earth, the pool had been filled with dirty dishes for several days, which he couldn't bear at all.

"Very good." Joan of Arc took off her suit jacket and threw it on the sofa. She didn't seem to care about the fact that she was not wearing anything. "I also washed my clothes by the way."

"Next time, let's arrange a housework rota." Salomon picked up the clothes and walked out. "Next time, you wash the dishes and I will wash the clothes. Now, you go put on your pajamas quickly. I don't want Bayonetta to misunderstand What's up."

"Good evening, Jeanne. Good evening, little one." Bayonetta turned the door lock and walked in, carrying a basket of vegetables and raw meat in her hand.Her gray eyes behind her glasses narrowed, "Oh? Did I miss something?"

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There is a huge gap between the dressing styles of Americans and British people. This gap is so big that even a white American can be easily distinguished on the streets of London. After all, not many people in the UK wear red plaid shirts and belts. wearing a brown baseball cap.But in the United States, this kind of free-style dressing style is not uncommon. Salomon thinks this is because of American culture. He feels that Americans can party everywhere, especially in rural towns in New Mexico.

This is a typical town built because of mineral resources, maybe because of coal, maybe because of gold mines, but no matter what, when the company withdrew, the town also irreversibly declined.Due to the economic recession, the only bar in the town was opened 20 years ago. There is no striptease hall or even a medical store. Young people can only become gangsters and wander around the streets and shops with nothing to do.

Perhaps because of the lack of entertainment, when people here found a hammer that they couldn't pick up anyway, they quickly set up a stereo and a barbecue grill here, and someone also drove a truck to move several boxes of cold beer from the bar. Come over.They lined up and tried to pull out the hammer one after another. Even if they failed, it didn't matter. They could drink another bottle of beer before trying again.

Salomon was wearing a red shroud and sitting next to the barbecue grill. Under his butt was a small stool, which was also brought by the locals.He came here to monitor the progress of the incident and have breakfast by the way.The people here were very friendly to him, perhaps because he was the youngest and spoke politely. Salomon, who was treated so friendly, had already eaten half of the sausage on the grill.

Overall, he was very satisfied.

As for what happened yesterday, it was just a joke made by Bayonetta. She would not think that Joan of Arc had anything to do with Salomon. The witch is very familiar with exposing her skin, so it is not a big deal at all. .It's just that Salomon could only sleep on the sofa last night, and he didn't even have to hold the cat - it was so difficult to guess what a woman was thinking.

In fact, he had informed Nick Fury before coming here. He told Nick Fury that the thing falling from the sky had something to do with aliens and the magic side.Salomon's warning made Nick Fury's nerves break to the extreme, because Salomon's whereabouts were just as he said, completely disappearing from the earth for a few days, and no camera captured him. Nick Fury Fury then believed that he had gone beyond the earth.And Nick Fury did not find anything in Howard Stark's box that might be of interest to Salomon's class, which made him feel that things were a little tricky because it made him unable to figure out Salomon's thoughts.

This is a fatal intelligence gap. Due to the contract, Nick Fury cannot ask anyone else for help and can only investigate independently.But now Tony Stark needs the files in this box again, and his symptoms of palladium poisoning are getting more and more serious. The medicine given by Salomon can only temporarily alleviate his symptoms. The super restoration potion was given to Natasha and asked her to pour it into Stark's vegetable juice. Maybe Tony Stark would have died a long time ago - because that idiot was too stubborn and still can't do it until now. If you don’t go for hemodialysis, you may even start to give up on yourself.

Salomon once again picked up a piece of sausage and stuffed it into his mouth. He stood up and was about to leave, because with his own eyesight, he saw a black car parked here in the distance. The kind-faced agent stepped out of the car.Salomon didn't want to meet anyone else from SHIELD at all, so it was better for him to leave as soon as possible.As for the hammer, he wasn't even interested in trying it, because even Captain America standing here couldn't lift the hammer this time. The spell on it was completely Odin's shady secret, and only Thor could lift it.

It's a pity that the black uncle made barbecue and ice-cold Coke. Who knows if SHIELD will also confiscate the barbecue grill?

He also had an extremely personal purpose for spending time here, which was to wait for the hospital in the town to draw a tube of blood from Saul.That is the blood of Thor. If that thing is obtained by SHIELD, with their ability to cause trouble, it is entirely possible to make a clone of Thor.Salomon was ready to receive the thing without hesitation. As for the passage, he had to think about it again, but with his excellent necromancy, at worst he could make a flesh-and-blood golem that could release thunder and lightning, or even without it. The mental golem might also be able to lift Mjolnir.

That was a good thing. He had always been worried about not having the golem to help him block the knife.

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"I didn't know there was beef cake for breakfast tonight (beefcake means striptease)." Darcy Louise looked at Sol walking out of the toilet with his shirt on and a T-shirt in one hand. Jokingly, "For a crazy homeless bum, he's in pretty good shape."

This morning, they set off to the hospital in the town again, because Darcy found that the photos taken clearly showed a figure in the storm, and unfortunately, Jane Foster drove down that person again. Guy, Darcy even thought that she was going to jail, but luckily the guy was fine.She also found that her mentor Jane Foster was absent-minded for the first time, frequently looking up at the tramp.

"I'm pretty sure her mind is definitely not on those data." Darcy said with a smile, "She has been idle for a long time, and even the homeless don't mind."

"Darcy!"

"Sorry, sorry, hahahaha!"