Marvel Magic Event Book

The purpose of animal courtship behavior is to reproduce. The male red-capped pygmy bird will show a "moonwalk" dance to the female, the bowerbird will decorate the nest with fruits, and the throat fan lizard will display a bright throat fan covered with scales on its throat. Even Australian peacocks will extend their long legs to dance; male dance flies will give a crystal grain of sand as a gift to the female; even if the environment is limited, penguins will choose smooth and beautiful pebbles.Everything is about showing one's own advantages or using gifts to please females. The underlying logic of many other animals' behaviors is not fundamentally different from the love between men and women in modern human society.

In the distant past, hunting was the best way to express male muscle and intelligence. Only the strongest and smartest men could return from the dark forest.I don’t know how many men said with joy to the young men who were staring closely at their beautiful daughters: Oh!Dear John, if you want to win my daughter's heart, go and bring back the hide of the scariest wild wolf!There shouldn't be a single scratch on the fur, it's the best leather!No lice and fleas, no nuts hidden by squirrels who are so lazy that they forget where they hid their possessions.

You must remember it, or I will marry her to the miller as his wife!

Then one idiot after another died in the forest or was hanged by the lord under the girl's expectant eyes.

The difference between the past and modern times, and between lower creatures and humans, is only reflected in gifts and display methods. After evolving for so many years, humans still follow the behavioral logic in their genes, and even Salomon is no exception.In the eyes of the mystic who received both classical education and modernity, stockings, perfume, gold and animal skins were the best gifts. He planned to get a fur shawl for Bayonetta.A woman like her should have a luxurious shawl that can be paired with a black evening dress. The bearskin is darker than the night and smoother than satin.Athena told him that no matter in the past or now, beautiful furs are always things that can drive women crazy, and Salomon believed that.

In order to obtain the perfect bear skin, Salomon must go hunting in Avalon himself.

This gift would be his birthday present to Bayonetta in a few months.

"You have it too, I promise, I will bring you some white mink skins." Salomon promised Stephanie, "Does it sound like a qualified little lord of the knight's territory, my dear miller's daughter? ?Now it’s time to give me the next document, right?”

"A message from His Holiness." The secretary rolled her eyes and threw back the phone that the mystic mage had thrown aside.She knows many secrets that ordinary people cannot know in this life, and the existence of Kama Taj is one of them. "Probably it's about the snacks in the refrigerator." Stephanie shrugged. "Next time, you don't need to go to the convenience store for such a small thing. Just a list, anyone can do it, you just need to put those things Just send it to Kama Taj. I'm serious, my lord, you always go to Clinton District to beat people up in that place where shootings happen from time to time. It's such a waste of time."

"You should know that Manhattan belongs to Karma Taj, right? I have the original land deed, and now I am the owner of that land deed. There is no place in Manhattan that I can't go to." [Note 1]

"No one recognizes that title deed, my lord."

"I don't care! I'll kill anyone who doesn't admit it!" Facing Salomon who was about to throw a tantrum, Stephanie even pressed the play button on her voicemail.After listening to the message, Salomon couldn't help rolling his eyes several times.He originally thought that His Holiness would talk to him.Serious topics include forced marriage (and women other than witches), the Mind Stone, the Quarter Reality Stone, alchemy, sacrifice, justice and reason.Less serious topics include marriage urges (and witches), snacks, dinner parties, and drinking.Somewhere between serious and non-serious are training apprentices, beating people, and reading.

But he didn't expect that His Holiness would actually ask him to interrogate a woman who was not in her right mind.

The cause of this incident was that the deacons of the New York Temple caught a mad woman who called herself "The Eye of Calamity." [Note 2] This woman knows no spells, and her only way to cast spells is to pray to magical entities.For example: "Unknown Lord of Witchcraft, I call upon you to destroy that tire.", or make meaningless and ridiculous sounds such as "BIBIBO".

It is well known that there are many lesser known magical entities in the outer dimensions.Although they are not as powerful as Weishan Emperor and other true gods, they are a good choice for some spellcasters who cannot sign contracts with powerful magical entities.Generally speaking, those relatively weak magical entities will also take the initiative to develop their own group of spellcasters. The most common way is that someone with some potential has a dream and learns magic after waking up.However, since those with real talents have long been picked away by powerful magical entities, those who receive such dreams are often potential spellcasters with poor talents. In addition, the methods of instilling knowledge are simple and crude, which often leads to those who are unlucky. There is something wrong with Dan's mental condition.

The deacons caught her because she was instilling ideas against human discrimination into a stone, and they caught her before the police arrived.Salomon strongly suspected that the Lord gave him this task just to let him have a good rest, because there is no funnier joke in the world than a crazy country spellcaster.Maybe Karma Taj will pay to go to [Daluona Tailor Shop] to customize a uniform for her. After all, this crazy woman's destructive ability is very limited. While the venerable is still there, those relatively weak magical entities are unlikely to come. The Prime Material Plane.

Go chat and have a drink, this is the mission His Holiness gave Salomon.

"Are you really not going to be on Jimmy's Show with us, Salomon?" Tony Stark said. "Everyone except Romanoff and Banner are going to be on the late night talk show, even Rogers." The same goes for that old guy. He plans to build relationships with ordinary people, so we will appear together... Okay, okay, I admit, I came to you because I couldn't invite Sol. Brother Maximov Also invited, Vision is coming too. Do you know what joke Clint has prepared - super small exploding arrows and padlocks! I'm sure it's funny! You should prepare a joke for yourself too, young man, don't Worry, I’ll pay someone to help polish it.”

"No..." Salomon was a little annoyed and tried to hang up the phone.

"I hate this old-school style the most. Do you still care about our quarrel on the aircraft carrier?" Stark muttered a few times, "Both the captain and I don't care. The Avengers series of pillows launched by Stark Group He comforted him. We just have a conflict of ideas. You want to be an outsider, but you also want to help others... To be honest, no one will blame you, we can all understand you. After all, the magical world cannot interfere with the real world. You want to hide it How long has your identity reached? Do you still think that after Sokovia there will be people who can’t help but see your magic? Stop making trouble, you should have stood up long ago and let them like you! I guarantee you will gain a lot fan!"

"No!" The mystic hung up the phone without hesitation, and then put Tony Stark's number on the blacklist.

"Stephanie, get me through Agent Victoria Hand's communication. I want to know how her mission has been completed!"

[Note 1] From "Black Cat" #2

[Note 2] From "The Incredible Gwen" #2