Marvel Magic Event Book

"Since we are about to enter England's airspace, I hope you have entry clearance, Coulson." Salomon called him by his first name unceremoniously through the monitor in the cargo bay, "I don't want to jump out from here and shoot down two Tornados. Fighters. These pilots are the elite of mankind. Although the Eagle of Britain is no longer glorious, I still need them - I mean, I should be able to recruit them. Go and do the little things, and the rest All I have to do is head east. Don't question me, girl (referring to Skye, since she and Salomon are the only ones in the cargo hold). I will never let a normal person witness it until the order of the Sorcerer Supreme is revoked. The sight of a huge portal being opened in the sky.”

"Wow, you sound like an arrogant ass now," Skye muttered under her breath.She was sitting on the hood of a Jeep with a brand new laptop on her lap.She didn't care at all about Salomon's affection for buying her a computer, and her description of Salomon's current attitude was not wrong. Salomon did speak to them in a commanding tone.

Because he activated the stigmata, his emotions towards humans are slightly weaker.Looking at Salomon from the shallow etheric level, you can find the faint divine golden light flowing from his body.

"I have to remind you that there are the latest developments of the Asgardian army on social networks: they took bus No. 5 from the bus station of Terminal 8 of Hilos Airport. According to the description of fellow passengers, the carriage was packed with people. A strong man in golden armor and a blond man with a curly beard. The air quality couldn't be worse. Dr. Eric Schavig said those Asgardians were going to the University of Greenwich. It looked like they were going They go from Egham to Waterloo Station and then take the Tube for 41 minutes. Then they have to go to North Greenwich for 19 minutes. I think it's enough of a sensation that a little more magic wouldn't hurt."

"That's Fandral, he's pretty reliable, as long as there's no Volstagg around him." Skye's complaint broke the momentum Salomon had just built up, and he suddenly relaxed. "I don't know how many days Asgardians take a bath, but I am 100% sure that their armor does not secrete soapy water." He said, "One hundred Asgardian spirits cannot be crammed into a bus. Soldiers, given their weaponry, that would be overloaded. So they would have gone to Greenwich University in batches. I can only imagine how bad that would have been for those traveling with them."

"The good news is, the London police won't pull them over. I think that's thanks to S.H.I.E.L.D."

"If they stop the heroic warriors, then they will die." Salomon curled his lips disdainfully, "Those are veterans who have served for more than 1500 years. They do not have the innocence of the new generation of Asgardians. They They are soldiers who have actually experienced war. You should be grateful that SHIELD saved the lives of those idiots."

"You are a complete bastard. You should tell your queen this. Buckingham Palace is in chaos right now." Skye snorted and continued, "I didn't expect that after so long, Downing Street They haven't come up with a suitable plan to contact the Asgardians! The Westminster Parliament is almost like a zoo. It is such a corrupt country. Who can imagine that there is a feudal queen in modern society? Maybe Guy... Fox is trying to do something good?”

[Note: Guy Fawkes once tried to blow up the Palace of Westminster and murder the attendees, including the then King of England]

"The degree of development of civilization cannot be judged by the political system. It is a characteristic of human society. Is Asgard still a feudal society? Isn't it still the most powerful country in the universe?" The Mystic Mage cleared his throat, "Also? Yes, although my nationality is British, the Queen of the House of Windsor is not my queen. On the contrary, I have a claim to Great Britain, which I will restore when the time comes..."

"Okay, Okay, I feel sorry for your people."

"They should be honored, because after that, the entire universe will undergo great changes. Humanity's previously stable living environment will no longer exist, and all kinds of extradimensional bastards will wave their tentacles, pincers, spores, multiple genitals and various Humanoid slimy limbs rush towards the earth, and they start various bloody and lustful religions in retaliation to enjoy human souls and flesh. The gods in mythology will return with great fanfare, claiming their sovereignty over humans, sky, earth and ocean. The power of domination, and now the small power of mankind will not be able to resist any attack." He took a breath and continued, "Of course, the above situations will happen when Kama Taj is defeated across the board, but that is unlikely to be No, because the Holy Sword and Holy Spear still exist.”

"So—" Skye drawled.

"So enjoy life, it's one of the few happy times you have."

After some threats from Salomon, Skye became much quieter.She stopped talking nonsense and obediently reported the movements of the Asgardian army to Salomon.

Coulson listened to the entire conversation.Although he was pleased that Skye was no longer distracted and focused on the task, he thought Salomon was taking himself too seriously.In order not to leave a psychological shadow on his team members, he decided to stage a small protest against the Mystic Mage.

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"Huh..." Fandral breathed out a long breath.He couldn't understand why the army didn't bring so many airships with them when they set out.That way, they don't have to be crammed into miserable, dense trains filled with bums and vomit at the same time, like fish in a metal can!

Darcy also breathed a sigh of relief.Being a guide for the Asgardians was not as easy as she thought. This was Jane Foster's punishment for throwing away her car keys - she thought it was a reward at first, after all, she was crowded among a group of muscular men. But her dream.But soon after she set out on the road, she discovered something was wrong. These heroic warriors were unwilling to talk to her, and their overly strong male aura almost suffocated her.

"We're finally here," Darcy said with relief.She squinted her eyes and raised her head, but she didn't find the person she wanted to see.All she wanted now was a hug from someone who wasn't wearing armor. "Aren't you already here?" Darcy dialed the phone. In her peripheral vision, Asgardian soldiers were passing through the school gate in an orderly manner as if there was no one around.

The security guards gave up after hesitating.

They chose to call the police.

"I'm here, Darcy." Salomon's voice came from the receiver, "but the plane has turned on the reflective panel or something similar, which means the plane is invisible. Agent Coulson is looking for a place to land. , he thought the atrium of the University of Greenwich was pretty good, with a large open space there and lawns - yes, S.H.I.E.L.D. liked to land on lawns, just like they landed on the lawns of Eton College when they came to see me. Same thing as above...Okay, where are Thor and Sif? I don’t want to lose one or two people while the primary school students are on an outing.”

"The others were riding in Eric's car with Jane, and there was almost no room in the car. But... they had to cross the M4 highway..."

"You mean, they're stuck in traffic?"

"Yes. Maybe the M25 will be faster..."

There was a long silence on the other end of the phone. Darcy pouted and kicked all the pebbles she could in boredom.After a while, Salomon began to speak again, "Didn't Thor think about turning his hammer and flying over in advance?"

"He can, but he doesn't know the way... I think Sif seems to be very hostile to Jane. If Thor flies over with Jane in his arms, I can't guarantee that she won't stab Jane to death with a sword."

"This is also..."