Azeroth Hoag Biography

"And thanks to you, Banzai's recovery spell has made great progress now, so in a sense, I should also thank you!" The corners of the coyote demigod's mouth rose, revealing a malicious expression. Smile.

"Okay! I admit that a few explosions were caused by my design errors, but I believe that the spirit of machinery is protecting me!" Forslag spread his hands, his expression looked extremely pious, and it was obvious that he had a deep love for machinery. The belief in the spirit has gone too far.

Seeing Fuslag's appearance, the Coyote Demigod suddenly became curious. He knew very well that such a thing as the Mechanical Spirit had never existed. It could be said that this was simply used by the Coyote Demigod to fool Fuslag. The theory put forward by Slag, but Fuslag didn't know what he had experienced. Now the old goblin seems to have regarded the mechanical spirit as a real god.

"I don't know if the mechanical spirit protects you, but if it weren't for me, I think you would have only one hand left now!" Banzai was talking about a previous explosion, when Forslag's right hand It was almost severed at the elbow level by an irregular piece of metal fragment. In fact, if Banzai hadn't been treated in time, Fuslag's right hand might have had to be replaced with a metal prosthesis.

"My hand was indeed almost broken that time, but to be fair, if the Spirit of Machinery hadn't been protecting me, the fragment might have cut off my head! So I can still live thanks to the Spirit of Machinery. Protection! Of course you can help me get my right hand back, and I am very grateful to you!" Fuslag immediately retorted. Apparently this goblin has become a fanatical believer in the Spirit of Machinery through self-hypnosis, and he has put everything into his mind. Thanks to that imaginary mechanical spirit.

"Okay, now is not the time to discuss this issue. My time is very limited. Now hurry up and show me your proud invention!" Seeing Fuslag and Banzai taking the topic further and further, Tutu The wolf demigod quickly slapped the floor twice to remind the two guys that they were already far off topic, and in fact, this dispute over faith would not be fruitful at all.

"I almost forgot about business, come with me!" Fuslag suddenly realized and patted his forehead. He and Banzai led the way, leading the coyote demigod into the depths of the workshop.

In a workshop filled with messy materials and parts, a clean workbench is particularly conspicuous. On the workbench from left to right are placed several strange items full of goblin engineering punk style. .

"This is the goblin rocket belt. As long as you add a standard amount of goblin rocket fuel from here, you can fly for 5 minutes! There is only one problem now, and that is how to control the flight direction, but I think I will find a way soon. Now." Fuslag picked up a strip connected by several pieces of curved metal from the workbench and introduced it to the coyote demigod.

The coyote demigod noticed that there were several small nozzles on one side of the metal belt. Apparently, the flames were ejected from it, bringing powerful propulsion. But wouldn't this burn the jackals who used this belt? tail?The coyote demigod fell into deep doubts.

Fuslag didn't notice the confused expression of the coyote demigod. He picked up an ordinary-looking metal cylinder from the workbench and introduced it to the coyote demigod: "And this one is The goblin flamethrower, I originally planned to make a handheld rocket propulsion device, but due to an accident, the nozzle of this propulsion device was installed backwards by a stupid apprentice of mine, so it became the handheld flamethrower it is now. But surprisingly, it works really well!”

"It's indeed very easy to use, but you forgot to mention that it will explode after being used for a period of time!" Banzai glared at Fuslag, ruthlessly exposing Fuslag's hidden shortcomings.

"I have found a solution to this problem, which is to separate the nozzle from the fuel tank and connect it with a long metal pipe. This way, when the user finds that the metal pipe has started to heat up, he will know that it is about to explode!" Slug replied dissatisfied. The implication was to throw the weapon as a bomb when it was about to explode. However, this solution obviously regarded this weapon called the Goblin Flamethrower as a disposable weapon. .

The coyote demigod thought for a while and decided to interrupt Voslag who was about to introduce other strange inventions. He picked up the goblin flamethrower, then pointed to the location of the spout and asked Voslag: " As a layman, I think your solution is too wasteful. The goblin flamethrower should have the characteristics of large-scale equipment, so it must not be a disposable weapon, and can't the safety of this weapon be slightly improved? Something like adding a safety valve to it?”

In fact, Coyote Demigod has discovered many problems since Fuslag introduced these two inventions. He started with the problem of the goblin flamethrower. If this weapon can only be used as a bomb by a few jackals, It is obviously of little value to use, but if a large number of Jackals can be equipped with this weapon, the inherent numerical advantage of the Jackals will make them a truly invincible and powerful army.

"Safety valve? First of all, as a dignified goblin engineer, I will never use purchased parts. Then, the time it takes us to produce a valve with the simplest structure will be two times the time it takes to make a goblin flamethrower. Times! And the number of times the safety valve can be used is also extremely limited. I can’t guarantee that it can meet your multiple use requirements!” Fuslag’s answer was also helpless. It’s not that he didn’t want to use the goblin flamethrower multiple times. Weapons, but the biggest problem now is the shortage of skilled workers, and the materials produced in Eresharas City are not enough to make high-quality parts.

"Well, what you said is indeed difficult to solve. I'm trying to find a solution. But before that, I have another question. When you designed these equipment, you didn't seem to consider the racial differences of the users?" The coyote demigod called a jackal engineer apprentice, and asked the jackal to equip the rocket belt. Then he pointed at the small rocket nozzle of the rocket belt above the jackal's tail and asked Fuslag: "Look at this nozzle. Is the flame coming out from here just enough to burn off the tail of this unlucky guy?"