Azeroth Hoag Biography

"I dare say that if you have tasted the taste of Kaya Cola with goblin mustard and clams! You will never forget that unique taste. Unfortunately, except for the Kozan Island, I have never seen it. Kaya Cola is for sale." Forslag also felt extremely regretful. Kaya Cola's reputation is widely spread among the goblins, but due to limited production, it can only be supplied on Kezan Island, so outside races simply cannot Never heard of such a drink.

"I think I've heard you talk about Kaya Cola before. Is that a drink? What does it taste like?" Banzai suddenly became curious. Forslag has always missed this drink called Kaya Cola. Coca-Cola is even called one of the joys of goblin life, although the various strange hobbies that accompany it are too strange to be understood. In fact, the impression that goblins have on other races is that they are so confusing. And grandiose.

"Kaya Cola? To be honest, I can't describe its taste in words. It's a bit sweet and a bit bitter, with a bit of the special smell of Kaya ore, a very light taste of Kaya ore, but to put it directly Some, I can only say that the taste is not unpleasant." Fuslag recalled the taste of Kaya Cola in his memory, and it took a while before he spoke.

"Well, can't you speak more vividly? Well, for example, how do you feel when you drink it?" Banzai was still eating bite after bite of barbecue, but still asked inarticulately.

"Although the taste of Kaya Cola is very bland, when you take the first sip, you will immediately feel that the whole world will become completely different, as if an electric current is sent from the depths of your spine and flows instantly. All over your body, you can even clearly feel that time has slowed down, but your mind is more sensitive. The problems that originally troubled you will be solved. You will feel that you are extremely powerful, and even the mysteries of the world are opening to you - —”

"But when you come back to your senses, you realize that only one second has passed, and the taste of Kaya Cola has not even dissipated from your mouth. Although that feeling can only last for a short moment, it is only a short time. A short moment is enough to surpass several days of thinking." Forslag's expression was full of nostalgia, but to be honest, this serious and thoughtful expression appeared on the face of the goblin who is famous for being crazy and funny. But it can only give people a particularly uncoordinated feeling.

"To be honest, this drink sounds very magical, but I have a question. Isn't this drink a contraband?" Banzai felt that this description sounded familiar, so he glanced at the man who was deep in thought. Fuslag then asked a little doubtfully.

"Although this drink is not a contraband, it is said, I mean this is just according to hearsay, that the main ingredients in those contraband can be found in Kaya Cola. There are even some ingredients that are exactly the same. One theory is that the contraband was originally the product of imitating Kaya Cola."

"It's just that the contraband ingredients in Kaya-Cola are only auxiliary ingredients. In order to make the contraband products have effects similar to Kaya-Cola, those greedy criminals increased the proportion of these auxiliary ingredients dozens of times. The original auxiliary ingredient became the main ingredient, but the most important ingredient - purified Kaya ore distilled water was not added."

"In fact, the Kaya mines have always been artificially monopolized. Therefore, these counterfeiters cannot obtain Kaya ore at all, and can only use some crooked methods to forcibly replace Kaya ore. The result of this is that although contraband can also Barely reaching the level of Kaya-Cola, but with extremely serious side effects.”

"And it is said that the shelf life of Kaya ore distilled water itself is very short, so Kaya Cola must be prepared on-site in the beverage factory on Kezan Island. This is why the output of Kaya Cola is very small, and it is only available on Kezan Island, because Due to time, by the time these drinks were transported from the island of Kezan to the mainland of Kalimdor, they had expired and lost their true effect."

"However, these claims have never been confirmed by any official, so they are just rumors widely circulated on Kezan Island. No one knows the real formula of Kaya Cola, so there is no way to imitate it. Even if someone does I want to imitate it!”

"I see, I never thought there was such a wonderful drink. If I have a chance, I will definitely go to Kezan Island and try the taste of Kaya Cola." After hearing Fuslag's introduction, Banzai also Suddenly, he became fascinated by Kezan Island, and it was obvious that the performance of this coyote was seen by Sherlock who was sitting at the door. It was that this coyote had been deceived by the ill-intentioned Fuslag.

"There will be a chance. When the research results of my manned rocket are announced, I will no longer have to worry about the blacklist of Hotsand Bank. At that time, I will return to Kezan Island with dignity! And as my most important Research partners, I sincerely invite you to have fun on Kezan Island. It is different from most places on this planet. Although there is not much natural atmosphere, it is full of the beauty of goblin technology." Fusla Ge said loudly, obviously he was a little excited. Forslag was a goblin who grew up on Kezan Island, but he did not dare to return to his hometown because he owed money to Steamwheedle Bank.

Although Kezan Island is not the territory of the Hotsand Group, for safety reasons, Fuslag did not dare to appear in any goblin city before the research results of manned rockets were announced, because as long as he got his With the news, Hotwheedle Bank will definitely send out their notorious debt collection team to try every means to kidnap or kill Forslag, and for a penniless little man, Trade Prince Gallywix, the ruler of Kezan Island, will not do anything. Regardless of any thought of protection, he would just turn a blind eye and watch the debt collection team kidnap or kill Forslag, and then seek compensation from Hotsand Bank on the grounds that he was offended.

Of course, after Forslag publishes the research results of manned rockets, his status will change drastically compared to now. After all, even a crazy trade prince like Gallywix should know how to deal with a man who can independently develop a launch vehicle. The super rocket engineer of Human Rocket must be given due respect. Only then can Forslag really no longer have to worry about the blacklist of Hotsand Bank. Of course, the debts owed by Forslag must still be paid with interest. paid off.