Azeroth Hoag Biography
Chapter 290 And the naughty kid is the embodiment of power
"Hey! Can all the little guys over there come over here?" But Yule soon thought of a good idea. Yule waved his hand in the direction of his younger brothers and sisters and called these little guys over. .
"Can you do me a favor, sister? This old gentleman is our guest, so please help me take good care of this green-skinned old man. As long as you take good care of this guest, when I finish my work here, I’ll reward each of you with a piece of barbecue!” In the past, Yuler often used food as a reward to make his younger brothers and sisters be more obedient, and due to the nature of the jackals, this method of inducement has always been very effective.
"No, we want two barbecues!" "One is not enough!" "At least two barbecues!" These little guys seemed to be hungry, and they started to bargain with Yule.
Apparently Yuler had forgotten that people can change, and jackals are more fickle. The methods that they used to be invincible sometimes did not work. Fortunately, Yule's younger brothers and sisters have not lost interest in barbecue. , otherwise Yule really doesn’t know how to satisfy the requirements of these younger brothers and sisters.
"Okay, two yuan is two yuan, but I have to say it first. There are two requirements. First, don't let this guest leave your sight; second, be careful not to hurt this guest! Every time If a request is not met, a portion of the barbecue will be deducted! Do you understand?" Yule knew very well that these little cubs like to take advantage of loopholes, so he must set the conditions first.
"Do you want to scare old Fuslag again? Humph! The same tricks are useless against old Fuslag!" Fuslag heard Yule's request for these jackal cubs from the side and immediately whispered. He muttered. In his opinion, these words spoken by Ule were actually intended to warn Fuslag, otherwise how could these furry little guys hurt a goblin with rich social experience.
"That's good, let this goblin know how powerful these little guys are, otherwise he will always think that jackals are stupid and easy to deceive." Although Fuslag's voice was not loud, it was still heard by Yule It didn't bother to tell Fuslag how difficult these younger brothers and sisters were. Anyway, Fuslag was about to experience the power of these naughty children.
"Come and help us, move father aside first." Seeing that Fuslag had been pulled aside by Yule's younger brothers and sisters, Yule said to his mother, the space required for the portal does not need to be too big. , but the ground must be relatively smooth before you can start drawing the magic circle of the portal.
"Let's quickly start drawing the portal formation! I can feel that we will have guests coming soon!" After leveling the land a little, Graf suddenly said to Yuler. Obviously, the coyote had discovered it. What, but for some reason it only reminded Yule very vaguely.
If you want to draw the portal magic circle, you need to have a very deep magic knowledge as a basis, but it is obvious that neither Yule nor Graf have any relevant knowledge, but Hogg has already expected this, so it is helping When Yuler was debugging the alien parabrain on his body, he also wrote a whole set of memories about how to draw the magic circle. Therefore, Yuler could draw a standard teleportation method just by following the steps in his memory. Formed.
However, even if they copied the steps from memory, it still took Yuler and Graf three hours to barely draw a temporary portal formation. Fortunately, one temporary portal was enough, because this one The portal only needs to transport a team of gnoll druid doctors from the city of Elrethalas, plus an upper elf wizard who is good at teleportation spells.
Obviously Yule's younger brothers and sisters didn't know that Yule's so-called taking care of the guests meant taking care of him for the whole afternoon, so when Yule completed the portal formation and used the barbecue steak that he had prepared, he pulled the old goblin Fuss. When Fuslag was rescued from the hands of these little bastards, Fuslag's old dark green face had turned pale, and he looked like a dwarf, not a goblin.
"Are all gnolls monsters?" When Fuslag came back to his senses, his first sentence was not a complaint about how he was treated by non-goblins, but this question.
"No! I think you have misunderstood. They are naughty children first, and then they are gnolls." Graf said this seriously. Like Ule, it also has a lot of younger brothers and sisters, and it is like Ule. The difference is that it doesn't like these little guys because they are too noisy. In Graf's view, these annoying little cubs can destroy the world if they make noise, so it still understands it very well. Slug's mood at this time.
"Where does this portal lead to?" Fuslag then noticed the portal that was emitting a faint blue light in the center of the cave.
"This is the portal leading to Elre'Thalas City. You should go through the portal first and go to Elre'Thalas City. We still have a lot of things to do here and we don't have time to take care of you for the time being." Le had obviously regarded Forslug as its own property, so it did not want Forslug to encounter danger in the Redridge Mountains. However, when Forslug heard that he was about to enter the portal, he was so frightened that he waved his hands. He firmly rejected Yuler's kindness.
There is a reason why Forslag reacted so fiercely. In goblin society, due to the extreme respect for goblin engineering, few goblins choose to study mysticism, and few goblins become mages. Therefore, for Portals are a rare thing for goblins, but there are still some goblin engineers who are trying to replace them with engineering teleportation devices.
It’s just that these teleportation devices made by goblin engineers also inherited the consistent characteristics of goblin engineering, which is that they are very unstable. According to some unreliable gossip, the founder of the teleportation device, goblin engineer Bell Bolt, While testing his prototype teleportation device, he was permanently transformed into a little sheep.
And statistics show that for every ten goblins that enter the teleportation device, three goblins fail to reach their destination normally, and among the seven goblins that successfully reach their destination, at least four fail due to the failure of the teleportation device. An accident involving appearance or gender confusion occurred, and the remaining three goblins may have undergone some less obvious changes. (To be continued.)
"Can you do me a favor, sister? This old gentleman is our guest, so please help me take good care of this green-skinned old man. As long as you take good care of this guest, when I finish my work here, I’ll reward each of you with a piece of barbecue!” In the past, Yuler often used food as a reward to make his younger brothers and sisters be more obedient, and due to the nature of the jackals, this method of inducement has always been very effective.
"No, we want two barbecues!" "One is not enough!" "At least two barbecues!" These little guys seemed to be hungry, and they started to bargain with Yule.
Apparently Yuler had forgotten that people can change, and jackals are more fickle. The methods that they used to be invincible sometimes did not work. Fortunately, Yule's younger brothers and sisters have not lost interest in barbecue. , otherwise Yule really doesn’t know how to satisfy the requirements of these younger brothers and sisters.
"Okay, two yuan is two yuan, but I have to say it first. There are two requirements. First, don't let this guest leave your sight; second, be careful not to hurt this guest! Every time If a request is not met, a portion of the barbecue will be deducted! Do you understand?" Yule knew very well that these little cubs like to take advantage of loopholes, so he must set the conditions first.
"Do you want to scare old Fuslag again? Humph! The same tricks are useless against old Fuslag!" Fuslag heard Yule's request for these jackal cubs from the side and immediately whispered. He muttered. In his opinion, these words spoken by Ule were actually intended to warn Fuslag, otherwise how could these furry little guys hurt a goblin with rich social experience.
"That's good, let this goblin know how powerful these little guys are, otherwise he will always think that jackals are stupid and easy to deceive." Although Fuslag's voice was not loud, it was still heard by Yule It didn't bother to tell Fuslag how difficult these younger brothers and sisters were. Anyway, Fuslag was about to experience the power of these naughty children.
"Come and help us, move father aside first." Seeing that Fuslag had been pulled aside by Yule's younger brothers and sisters, Yule said to his mother, the space required for the portal does not need to be too big. , but the ground must be relatively smooth before you can start drawing the magic circle of the portal.
"Let's quickly start drawing the portal formation! I can feel that we will have guests coming soon!" After leveling the land a little, Graf suddenly said to Yuler. Obviously, the coyote had discovered it. What, but for some reason it only reminded Yule very vaguely.
If you want to draw the portal magic circle, you need to have a very deep magic knowledge as a basis, but it is obvious that neither Yule nor Graf have any relevant knowledge, but Hogg has already expected this, so it is helping When Yuler was debugging the alien parabrain on his body, he also wrote a whole set of memories about how to draw the magic circle. Therefore, Yuler could draw a standard teleportation method just by following the steps in his memory. Formed.
However, even if they copied the steps from memory, it still took Yuler and Graf three hours to barely draw a temporary portal formation. Fortunately, one temporary portal was enough, because this one The portal only needs to transport a team of gnoll druid doctors from the city of Elrethalas, plus an upper elf wizard who is good at teleportation spells.
Obviously Yule's younger brothers and sisters didn't know that Yule's so-called taking care of the guests meant taking care of him for the whole afternoon, so when Yule completed the portal formation and used the barbecue steak that he had prepared, he pulled the old goblin Fuss. When Fuslag was rescued from the hands of these little bastards, Fuslag's old dark green face had turned pale, and he looked like a dwarf, not a goblin.
"Are all gnolls monsters?" When Fuslag came back to his senses, his first sentence was not a complaint about how he was treated by non-goblins, but this question.
"No! I think you have misunderstood. They are naughty children first, and then they are gnolls." Graf said this seriously. Like Ule, it also has a lot of younger brothers and sisters, and it is like Ule. The difference is that it doesn't like these little guys because they are too noisy. In Graf's view, these annoying little cubs can destroy the world if they make noise, so it still understands it very well. Slug's mood at this time.
"Where does this portal lead to?" Fuslag then noticed the portal that was emitting a faint blue light in the center of the cave.
"This is the portal leading to Elre'Thalas City. You should go through the portal first and go to Elre'Thalas City. We still have a lot of things to do here and we don't have time to take care of you for the time being." Le had obviously regarded Forslug as its own property, so it did not want Forslug to encounter danger in the Redridge Mountains. However, when Forslug heard that he was about to enter the portal, he was so frightened that he waved his hands. He firmly rejected Yuler's kindness.
There is a reason why Forslag reacted so fiercely. In goblin society, due to the extreme respect for goblin engineering, few goblins choose to study mysticism, and few goblins become mages. Therefore, for Portals are a rare thing for goblins, but there are still some goblin engineers who are trying to replace them with engineering teleportation devices.
It’s just that these teleportation devices made by goblin engineers also inherited the consistent characteristics of goblin engineering, which is that they are very unstable. According to some unreliable gossip, the founder of the teleportation device, goblin engineer Bell Bolt, While testing his prototype teleportation device, he was permanently transformed into a little sheep.
And statistics show that for every ten goblins that enter the teleportation device, three goblins fail to reach their destination normally, and among the seven goblins that successfully reach their destination, at least four fail due to the failure of the teleportation device. An accident involving appearance or gender confusion occurred, and the remaining three goblins may have undergone some less obvious changes. (To be continued.)
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