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reax;Although the Jade Emperor was angry, he did not send anyone down to earth to capture Wu Kong.

The four masters and disciples of Tang Monk continued to go west.

Less than eight hundred miles away, Zhu Bajie suddenly said: "Brother Monkey, look at the mountains in front of you. The monster aura is soaring into the sky. There must be peerless monsters. Let's take a detour."

Wu Kong sneered: "What kind of peerless monster is this? I am the great sage Sun Wukong. You have a canopy marshal and a rolling curtain general. You are walking in the world, and you are actually afraid of monsters. How can you go to the west to learn the scriptures and continue to move forward?"

But I thought in my heart: "After searching for eight hundred miles, I finally found a place with monsters. It's a good idea that I didn't take the initiative to move forward and let me avoid it."

Monk Sha said: "Senior Brother, what Second Senior Brother said makes sense. We are not afraid of the monster, but Master is a mortal body. If he is captured by the monster, then it will be terrible."

"What are you afraid of?" Wu Kong said: "Anyway, we will protect you. Don't worry, you won't die."

The Tang Monk who was disguised as a man was trembling a little and was afraid, but he did not dare to disobey Wu Kong's words.I kept muttering in my heart: "Damn it, this Sun Wukong is not afraid of me even though there is a tightening curse. This plot is wrong."

While muttering, the group gradually approached the mountain.

Wu Kong said in his heart: "Why doesn't this monster come quickly and kidnap this cheap master of mine? Then I can open the door openly and roast the monster and eat it."

If you really want to protect Xiao Qianni, there are many ways.For example, Wu Kong turned into Tang Seng, and then used blindness to turn Tang Seng into Sun Wukong.Or make Tang Seng and Sun Wukong invisible together, and then use vellus hair to turn into fake Tang Seng and Sun Wukong to move forward together.Even if the monster comes, it will only kidnap the fake Tang Monk, and cannot capture the real Tang Monk at all.

This can really be done, Wu Kong will now let the fake Tang Monk transform from a female into a male form.Moreover, in the original book Journey to the West, Tang Monk was also transformed into a tiger using magic.It's not difficult to become invisible.

However, Wu Kong didn't want things to be so easy and simple.

What is the original plot of Journey to the West about? It tells how Tang Sanzang tried to commit suicide. Along the way, he kept teasing monsters. He said that eating Tang Monk's meat would make him immortal. He said this to fool the monsters. When the monster came, Sun Wukong would beat the monster. die.

Of course, you can't fight casually, otherwise the monsters in the world will think that Buddhism wants to destroy monsters.Finally, after the battle of the Conferred Gods, the Jiejie Sect was almost destroyed. The demons had no Tongtian Cult Leader to protect them, so they could only hide everywhere.There are no monsters in the other three prefectures. Tang Sanzang walked all the way from Nanfangbu Prefecture to Xiniuhe Prefecture and met Monkey Sun, and then he saw monsters. It was so smooth all the way.

If even Xiniu Hezhou can't stay here now, and monsters all over the world share the same enemy with Kai, and rabbits die and foxes grieve, something bad might happen if they get angry.For example, an ancient monster appears and kills people randomly.It would not be good to destroy all mortals.

However, if someone caught Tang Monk first and wanted to cook Tang Monk's meat and eat it, then it would be reasonable for Sun Wukong to come to the door and destroy the monster.It's not that Buddhism wants to destroy the last foundation of the monster clan, but that these monsters have to live and die by themselves to provoke the Monkey King.It's not a small conflict, but Tang Monk is almost dead.If the monster is destroyed, you can't blame anyone.

Therefore, Sun Wukong could clearly somersault thousands of miles, fly to Lingshan Mountain, carry the scriptures back, and then send them directly to the Eastern Tang Dynasty with Tang Monk. Mahayana Buddhism was successfully spread eastward.Avalokitesvara can also preach directly in the Eastern Lands.But Tang Monk was forced to travel thousands of miles and would not stop until he made the monster jealous.

It would be unreasonable to say that Tang Seng himself was not pious.Buddhism requires gold and silver to spread Buddhist scriptures, and if Tang Monk is not pious, this Buddhist teaching will not be spread eastward. Moreover, Tang Monk can represent the entire Tang Dynasty and the entire Nanfang Prefecture and is a pure deceiver.

If you really have to walk step by step, why bother riding a white horse?

If he just wanted Tang Monk to come in person, Sun Wukong could also fly all the way with Tang Monk on his back.Monkeys say that carrying a mountain is easy, but carrying a mortal is difficult.That's also deception.

If even a mortal can't carry it, then a hundred mortals can easily hit Monkey Sun to death. Why should he be able to fly a bandit dozens of miles away with just one stick?

Ordinary monsters can use the sinister wind to abduct mortals, but this Monkey King cannot even carry mortals.

I said before that I couldn't carry a mortal, but when I came to a small country and pretended to be a national master, I blew Tang Monk up to a high platform in mid-air and asked him to meditate.After crossing the river and crossing the bridge, Tang Monk could not cross, and Sun Wukong also flew across with him on his back.

Therefore, all the inconsistencies and all kinds of deception are designed to deceive monsters with low IQs.

The great ancient demons are as stunningly talented and beautiful as the Taiyi Emperor. They are all extremely wise and have extremely high IQs.But the inheritance is gradually weakening. Today's monsters all have arm muscles, but the longer they live and practice, the dumber they become.They were the only ones who believed that Tang Monk would live forever if he ate his meat, and walked all the way alive to wait for them to catch him.

I don’t even think about it, so many monsters in front of me failed to catch Tang Monk, but it was its turn

I didn't even think about it, since Tang Seng's meat was so delicious, why couldn't he fly ahead to intercept Tang Seng, or capture Tang Seng together with other big monsters.You have to wait and die in your own territory

Sun Wukong's Huaguo Mountain was taken away by other monsters, and later he regained the territory. The other monsters obeyed the rules and refused to take other people's territory.He would rather watch Tang Seng preparing to be eaten in front of him, but refused to intervene and insisted on waiting for Tang Seng to come.

This is simply unreasonable.Eighty-nine times out of ten, it was only when Tang Monk was almost here that someone quietly let go of Little Demon Land or something to tip off the news.Looking at the original plot novels and TV shows, it is often when Tang Monk approaches that someone tells the mountain king: "I heard that eating Tang Monk's meat can make you immortal."

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Before Tang Monk arrived, no one told the mountain king that eating Tang Monk's meat could lead to immortality. It was only when Tang Monk arrived that someone told him, and then the mountain king was tempted.

So sinister, so poisonous.

"It's clearly a poisonous trick of Buddhism. Hum, now that I have taken the body of Sun Monkey, I can be regarded as a Buddhist monk. If I don't make use of it, how can I do it even if the gods in the sky and the Western Buddhism know that I deliberately approached the demon nest and let the fake Tang Monk be caught? , they have nothing to say. Even if the surrounding land, mountain gods, heroes, wandering gods, etc. secretly report, I am not afraid."

Wu Kong calmly led Tang Seng towards the mountain.

They smelled a strong demonic aura from a distance, and both Zhu Zuojie and Monk Sha felt something was wrong.

"The terrain here is dangerous. It's not a good place. I feel like my heart is beating with fear. Wukong, let's leave quickly." Little Qianni was also frightened by the surrounding black mountains and black water and the vegetation so thick that she couldn't see the road. , couldn't help but make a sound.

"Master, it doesn't matter. Look, there are still footprints of cattle there. There are people grazing cattle here, so there is no danger. Besides, you are tired, how can I bear to let you be too tired from walking? Come on, sit here first After a while, sit on this big rock and I will go find some food and come back."

"Wukong" the fake Tang Monk was worried.

"Hey, it's okay. Master, don't worry." Wu Kong took out Monkey King's stick, drew a circle next to it, and said, "As long as you don't step out of this circle, you'll be fine. Okay, Bajie, Junior Brother Sha , You should be optimistic about Master, and never step out of this circle. I will come back as soon as I leave." Wu Kong said, stepping on somersault clouds and rising into the sky.

"Wukong" the fake Tang Monk looked at the sky.

Then he sighed and sat down.

But in a blink of an eye, a swarm of bees flew next to him.

"Oh, that's not good." Tang Seng led Bajie and others out of the circle.

At this time, black clouds were billowing next to them, and a huge voice came: "Hahahaha, why do I keep hearing the news of magpies today? It turns out that it is Tang Monk from the Eastern Tang Dynasty who went to the West to learn Buddhist scriptures. He came to my mountain and forest boundary. Good luck. , Well done. When I catch Tang Monk, cook it and eat it, it will be immortal. Well, it just so happens that Sun Wukong’s stubborn monkey is not around. It’s God helping me.”

Those monsters can live forever through cultivation, but I don’t know why they insist on eating Tang Monk.

In short, the monster swooped down, the black clouds rolled, and the wind roared, and the Tang Monk was swept away.

Even Zhu Bajie was swept away, and Sha Monk was left on the spot: "This fat pig happened to be slaughtered and cooked in oil. But you, the monk, don't taste good, so just leave it here."

The monster left very arrogantly.

As Wu Kong flew away, he looked back at Tang Monk. Although he didn't have clairvoyance, it was not a problem to see a thousand miles away.It's just not like clairvoyance, which can see thousands of miles away.

"Finally captured." Wu Kong chuckled.

He never put the fake Tang Monk in a circle to protect her vitality, just so that they would not have a relationship, and he would not feel bad at this time.

He picked some fruits randomly and flew back: "Oh, Junior Brother Sha. Where are Master and Bajie?"

"Elder brother, master, master and second senior brother were captured by the monster."

"Didn't I tell you not to leave the circle?" Wu Kong said in shock.

Far away in the South China Sea, Guanshiyin looked at the situation over Wu Kong from a distance through the Buddhist Xuanguang Mirror, and felt depressed: "This dead monkey pretends to be too similar. The acting is too exaggerated. Wasn't it him who used magic to bee before?" Did you conjure it?”

In this world, not only Taoists have Xuanguang Jian, but Buddhism also has them, which can see thousands of miles away, no less than the clairvoyance.It's just that clairvoyance requires this skill for a living, and Bodhisattva, Buddha and other great immortals don't like this skill.

Just like the country's senior leaders, some calligraphers are also very good, but they will not compete with some second- or third-rate calligraphers for jobs.

The Jade Emperor can also see thousands of miles, and the Haotian Mirror can illuminate the three realms. It is placed at the Nantian Gate, but the Jade Emperor can still see thousands of miles and see through the void.But she had to let the clairvoyant eyes stare at her. It was like the emperor and queen mother on TV. She was standing up and walking, and there was a eunuch and a maid standing beside her to support her.The emperor or the queen mother, who was obviously young and strong, had to be supported by a eunuch who was more than twice as old.

This is called pomp, or taking off your pants and farting.

Bringing the topic back, Wu Kong "learned" that Tang Monk had been arrested. Of course he was furious. He picked up the golden cudgel and headed towards the monster cave to kill.

This Wu Kong is not as honest as Monkey Sun in Journey to the West.If you have the art of Earth Escape, just use Earth Escape.Even if you don't have earth escape skills, you don't need to smash the door. You can break the rock into pieces with a stick and dig a hole next to it.One stick weighs thirteen thousand five hundred kilograms.Although this weight cannot really "fix the sea", it weighs several tons at least, and it is much faster than an excavator and an earth drill.

In the original work, Monkey King has to bring in reinforcements when he kills a monster. This is not because he is really desperate, but because he wants to use this method to test whether the monster has a backing. If there is any, he will quickly have someone take it home. If it is gone, he will fight again. kill.Before killing, you have to recruit other people to share the merit together. Hello, I am hello, everyone, to gain some popularity.If something bad happens, everyone should bear it together. If you kill the wrong monster, you will not be punished.

Monkey King's strength is comparable to that of the Monkey King. Even if others betray Nuwa and Patriarch Bodhi, it can be seen that Monkey King's strength is not weak.You can't fight several monsters alone, so you won't lose in a fight.

Now, Wu Kong is not like Sun Monkey in the original work. He doesn't care about the opponent's backstage, directly sets fire, and then brings water over. When it is hot and cold, the mountain is muddy everywhere, and a lot of rocks are fragile. It is clear where water has penetrated and where it has not. , knocked down several sticks, dug a hole at the door of the cave, and rushed in.

When he saw a little monster, he smashed it. He rushed all the way to the underground. When he saw the monster, he smashed it half to death without saying a word. The first time he dug out the inner elixir and swallowed it, the second time he threw the monster into the water nearby, stirred it up, and disemboweled it. Throw it into the boiling pot of water and cook.

The original plan was to stew Zhu Bajie and Tang Seng, but now the monster was stewed directly, and its original shape was revealed, which was a white deer.

"It looks a bit like the sika deer from Antarctica. Did this guy appear in the original plot?" Wu Kong was not sure.

He thought the deer looked more like Santa Claus.But no matter whose it is, cook it first.

"Master." Wu Kong cut the rope that was tied to Tang Monk: "Come on, you were caught by a monster. I'm so impatient. I'll cook a pot of soup to calm you down first."

"This is a teacher who doesn't eat meat." Tang Monk said.

Wu Kong said: "It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter. If the master doesn't want to eat it, you can just watch the disciple eat it. There are some vegetables here, you can just put them by the pot and cook them."

Wu Kong had no intention of dividing Tang Seng.

Zhu Bajie looked anxious: "Brother Monkey, Brother Monkey, I want to eat too, you, let me go first, I'm hungry too."

"Wouldn't it be possible to get out once your spell becomes smaller?" Wu Kong said.

Zhu Bajie said: "This rope is enchanted and stained with dirt to break the magic power. There are also evil spells and evil spirits on it, and I, the old pig, can't change it."

"Then wait."

Wu Kong said, eating meat and drinking soup first.I got the "eat" formula from Hongjun, and coupled with the devouring method that I had practiced for countless years, I verified the way of eating in Hongjun's dream.And the mortals and gods in this world also need to eat, and this eating method will also work.Therefore, it tastes extremely fast, and the inner elixir and meat of the white deer are quickly digested.

Wu Kong was so full of demonic aura that even Monk Tang was frightened. He smiled and said, "This monster's aura is too strong. If left unchecked, it will pollute the soil and water. My old grandson ate it and helped its body to transcend the demonic aura. So that it can be reincarnated and reincarnated, so that it will not be reincarnated forever. This is a great merit. Well, Master, later on, you can recite the sutra for me a few more times to get rid of this evil spirit."

The four masters and apprentices traveled westward, and Wu Kong killed monsters along the way.Moreover, he took the initiative to get together with the monsters.Wherever there are many monsters and where the monsters are strong, just go there.

Ordinary gods don't know about this, Monk Tang doesn't understand much, Zhu Bajie and Monk Sha are in a daze, and the monsters are kept in the dark, allowing Wu Kong to kill one after another and eat one after another.

But high-level gods and Buddhists knew what was going on, and it was in line with the original plan. The monster was dead, so they didn't bother Wu Kong.It's useless to bother anyway.Just watching where Tang Monk went, he quietly released the news.Before Tang Monk arrived, the news was blocked to prevent the monster from coming in advance.So that Wu Kong would not be attacked by a group of monsters and devour the monsters along the way.

Before I knew it, more than half a year had passed.Wu Kong ate a lot of monsters, but the monsters on the road behind him didn't know this.But secretly, the black bear spirit revealed the matter about the seven dragon balls, and the matter spread wider and wider, reaching the ears of some great sages of the demon clan.Even people who haven't heard the news about Tang Monk's flesh have heard about the Dragon Balls.

Because people who heard that eating Tang Monk’s meat could live forever would basically die.Even if Wu Kong didn't kill him, someone would do it secretly.This is the method of blocking information in the original work, but it was not written out.

However, no one blocked the news about Dragon Ball, so the news spread wider and wider.

"I'm afraid, it won't take long before there will be more and more people looking for the Dragon Ball. Maybe someone will come to snatch the five-star Dragon Ball in my hand." Wu Kong secretly laughed.

On the other side, the gods in the sky are warning their mounts: "The plan has changed, don't come down to earth."

It turns out that the gods planned to secretly pretend to go out or something happened, so that their mounts could come down to earth and cause some trouble for "Sun Wukong" and Tang Monk.Find some surprises for the Buddhist plan.Originally, Tang Seng had to face 81 difficulties and wipe out at least 81 monster groups. Once these gods intervened, Tang Seng had fewer monsters to kill.Limited to 81, only less but not more.

Moreover, when the immortal's mount descends to the mortal world, it can also quietly set up a stake in the human world, secretly knowing some things in the mortal world, and leaving some backup options for playing free chess.

This is the idea of ​​the gods. This is why so many monsters ran down from the sky in the original novel.There is truth behind it.

But now, Wu Kong is too cruel. He doesn't reconcile with the Heavenly Court at all, and he doesn't make excuses with Buddhism. He just kills and eats monsters like Leng Touqing.The speed is also very fast, whether it is a real demon or a fake demon, it will eat it.The mounts of the gods are not easy to get either.Therefore, for a while, no immortal beasts or birds descended to earth.

There are some big monsters on the ground who don't have much backstage.Wu Kong killed even more happily.

In a blink of an eye, the journey that took three years of eating and killing also covered ten or twenty thousand miles.To be continued.