My elf is so clever

After handing in the English test paper, Zhou Yuan walked out of the classroom, followed by Tom Chen.

"How is it? You didn't copy it today, did you? I told you that the supervision of the college entrance examination is very strict, so don't even think about cheating! I will keep an eye on you!"

Zhou Yuan was too lazy to pay attention to this bad thing and walked alone.

Not long after walking, Zhou Yuan met Huang Haibin.

"A Yuan, this test paper is too difficult. I almost have no place to copy the composition!" Huang Haibin complained to Zhou Yuan. For him, the most annoying part of the English test paper is the composition.

Because he doesn't look at the questions at all when taking multiple-choice questions. He just chooses whichever ABCD he knows. If you really don’t know it, you can still use formulas.

If there are three long and one short, choose the short one; if there are three short and one long, choose the long one. If there are two long and two short choices, choose B, uneven and C is invincible.

According to this formula, Huang Haibin's English test score has never been above 41 points.

As for this composition, he didn't know where he heard the tip, saying that he could copy the last step of reading comprehension when writing a composition.

In this year's English test, the last section was actually a cloze test.

"I'm so angry! Why is the last question this year a cloze? I have to write my own composition!"

Zhou Yuan was speechless. He really didn't want to admit that this mentally ill person was his best friend.

"No, the last question is a cloze. Can't you copy the reading comprehension of the penultimate question? You have to know how to adapt, brother dei!"

Huang Haibin slapped his forehead: "Yes! Why can't I remember it? I can also copy the penultimate question!"

Zhou Yuan was going crazy.

"I just said that, are you still serious? Do you know that the reading comprehension score for the essay is 0?"

Zhou Yuan seriously doubted whether Huang Haibin's IQ was at the level of cerebral palsy.

"Real or false? Then I should copy the cloze! That way it won't be 0 points."

Zhou Yuan didn't want to talk to Huang Haibin anymore. After talking to him, it really challenged his bottom line of IQ.

The two of them didn't walk long before they met the green tea bitch Huang Wenwen.

Huang Wenwen's eyes were shining when he saw Zhou Yuan.

"A Yuan!"

She waved and ran over immediately.

"A Yuan, wait for me! I didn't expect you to be in this examination room too!" Huang Wenwen was overjoyed and wanted to hold Zhou Yuan's hand with both hands.

Zhou Yuan dodged calmly, leaving Huang Wenwen to miss.

Tom Chen in the back couldn't stand it anymore. He coughed, and then said to Huang Wenwen very arrogantly: "Wenwen, what a coincidence, we are all in the same examination room."

Huang Wenwen just nodded to Tom Chen, and then leaned against Zhou Yuan, asking for help.

"Ayuan, how are you? Is it hot today?"

"Ayuan, how did you perform?"

"Ayuan, I miss you."

"Ayuan, today's English test was really difficult. I got confused several times."

Huang Wenwen kept asking, and Zhou Yuan, who had no choice but to give a perfunctory answer.

"How was your English test today? I thought it was pretty easy."

As soon as he finished speaking, Tom Chen, like a cat seizing the opportunity, yelled: "Why are you pretending to be so cool, Zhou Yuan? I came back from the United States, and even I found it difficult, but you actually find it easy? You are kidding! Could it be that you are better than me? Know more English?”

Zhou Yuan is just like Tom Chen without him, and Huang Wenwen ignores Tom Chen, which makes Tom Chen even more embarrassed.

He touched his nose and continued, "Wenwen, let me tell you, Zhou Yuan finished writing the questions today not long ago, and then he had to hand in the paper. If it weren't for the college entrance examination and the teacher didn't allow him to hand in the paper in advance, he would have gone home for dinner. That's it, how well do you think he will answer?"

Huang Wenwen's expression changed when she heard that. She had had an affair with Tom Chen before, and the whole school knew about it at that time.

Even though she has broken up now, if she is pestering Zhou Yuan here and Chen Tom is pestering her there, Zhou Yuan will definitely lower her impression score.

What's more, this Chen Tom has been slandering Zhou Yuan from the side, so Zhou Yuan is likely to take his anger out on her.

How could it be possible to catch up with Zhou Yuan?

Huang Wenwen finished thinking and turned to face Tom Chen.

Tom Chen thought that what he said had an effect, and he smiled stupidly: "Wenwen, how about we have lunch together? I will take you to eat chicken! The fried chicken there is the most American style."

Tom Chen used his old magic weapon. When he was ambiguous with Huang Wenwen, whenever he mentioned something related to the United States, Huang Wenwen would definitely ask him why.

But now...

"Can you please stop following me? I feel disgusted when I see you! We have broken up, and you keep pestering me like this. It's really perverted! I beg you, can you stop following me from now on? ? Just think of me as begging you!"

Huang Wenwen made a please gesture, his tone was so cruel, and his words were so mean that no one around him dared to look at the excitement here.

The person involved, Chen Tom, was stunned for a moment, and then tears burst into his eyes.

Tom Chen pointed at Zhou Yuan and roared like an actor in a bloody drama at eight o'clock: "You are cruel to me! You are cruel to me for him!"

Zhou Yuan couldn't help but rolled his eyes. It was none of his business. He didn't pay much attention to these two people.

What's more, Zhou Yuan also looked down on Huang Wenwen, a green tea lover who admired foreign things and didn't even label her a "fish pond".

Huang Wenwen's tone was even colder: "Haha, do you know, I broke up with you because you cried all the time, like a sissy. It disgusted me to death. I haven't cried since junior high school! I cried again and again, You should really find an old woman in her thirties to be your godmother!"

Zhou Yuan was eating melon on the side and his skin got goosebumps.

Huang Wenwen's words were too cruel.

It can be said to be an emotional nuclear bomb, killing Tom Chen instantly.

Sure enough, Tom Chen hid his face and ran away, having no shame to stay here anymore.

"call!"

After seeing Tom Chen run away, Huang Wenwen let out a sigh of relief and said gently to Zhou Yuan: "I finally left. A Yuan, you don't know that although I dated him, I never let him hold my hand. He’s really effeminate, but I still like masculine men like you.”

Although Zhou Yuan didn't take Tom Chen seriously, it was indeed uncomfortable to have a mosquito buzzing in your ear all the time.

Now, Chen Tom was angry at Huang Wenwen, which made Zhou Yuan feel quite comfortable.

Now that I feel comfortable, I should give Huang Wenwen some sweetness.

There is no shame in raising fish.

"Really? I didn't expect you to be quite discerning." Zhou Yuan smiled.

Huang Wenwen noticed that Zhou Yuan's attitude had changed, and thought that the run against Chen Tom must have had an effect. Then could he increase Zhou Yuan's favorability by running against Chen Tom in the future?

When she thought about it, she came up with a plan to train Tom Chen to be a scolding spare tire, and then keep him by her side and scold him all the time.

"I have always had a good taste. How many girls in school regard you, A-Yuan, as the lover of their dreams!"

"Oh?" Zhou Yuan couldn't help but raise the corners of his mouth, "Really?"

Huang Wenwen saw that Zhou Yuan liked others to praise him very much, so he immediately sent him all kinds of rainbow farts.

"Of course. Among the girls in our class, privately I say that you are the only most handsome boy in the school."

"Besides, they all want to get to know you. They say that getting to know you is the luckiest thing in their lives."

"Also, when we were playing truth-telling in our class, they all said that the person they like is you, A-Yuan."

Everyone likes to hear rainbow farts. Zhou Yuan is a human being, so Zhou Yuan also likes to hear rainbow farts.

The formula is established.

"Any more? I want to hear more."

Huang Wenwen was so excited that he made up many more and followed Zhou Yuan to film them all the way.