My elf is so clever

seriously.

There are many people who feel that their life should be full of ups and downs, having seen high mountains and experienced lows.

They look down upon ordinary people with ordinary habits.

They want to be the protagonist in a movie or novel and be able to do something earth-shattering.

They are unwilling to be ordinary and are constantly fighting against the world.

But in the end, people who are willing to be ordinary and happy to have a hot bed with their wives and children are still not as happy as those who are willing to be ordinary.

The same goes for Zhou Yuan. Suddenly, for a moment, he didn't want to fight anymore.

I want to marry the virtuous woman in front of me right where I am.

Then, be with her every day.

Having several children is enough work every day.

Wouldn't it be nice for such a virtuous and virtuous wife to live an ordinary life?

"Come on, let's try this first! This is my specialty!"

Zhou Yuan felt hungry when he smelled the fresh smell of green pepper and the aroma of pre-pickled shredded meat.

"It's so delicious!" Zhou Yuan ate the shredded green pepper pork that Xia Weiyun brought in one bite.

It's indeed delicious, he's not trying to flatter you.

The green peppers are crisp and refreshing, and the meat is tender and juicy!

After one bite, Zhou Yuan almost bit his own tongue.

“This is the best shredded green pepper pork I have ever tasted!”

Xia Weiyun lowered her head and smiled, but after she turned her head away, she immediately started laughing unbridled.

Hahaha!

Finally, I finally let A Yuan eat the food I cooked!

And it was me who fed him!

very good!

If today is a dream, please ask God to prolong the dream!

"How's it going? I'm not bragging, am I?" Xia Ling interrupted their world at an inappropriate time.

Zhou Yuan suddenly woke up and shook his head to get rid of the idea of ​​marrying Xia Weiyun directly.

"Really delicious."

When Xia Weiyun saw her father coming over, she reluctantly went over to cook.

Xia Ling said to Xia Weiyun: "Xiaoyun, this classmate A Yuan is really good, and he saved my life just now. So..."

As soon as Xia Weiyun heard this, he immediately put down the kitchen knife and asked Xia Ling with concern: "Dad, what just happened to you? Is it dangerous?"

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Xia Ling patted Xia Weiyun's arm: "It's okay, don't you know how powerful A Yuan is?"

"Phew!" Xia Weiyun patted his chest and let out a long breath, "Fortunately, you are here, A Yuan. Thank you for saving my dad!"

Xia Ling began to talk about what happened before.

Zhou Yuan was also listening carefully. He wanted to know how in Xia Ling's mind he planned a decisive victory.

He obviously didn't do anything?

"Xiaoyun, you don't know, I originally planned to take A Yuan to fish together. But he..."

Xia Ling boasted wildly and told Xia Weiyun everything that had happened before, and praised Zhou Yuan to the point where everything went crazy.

"Of course, that's A Yuan!" Xia Weiyun puffed up her chest as if she was Zhou Yuan.

Zhou Yuan was speechless. He still couldn't understand what he had done to make Xia Ling feel so grateful to him?

"A Yuan! You are really amazing!"

Xia Weiyun turned to look at Zhou Yuan, his eyes full of love.

Adore, admire very much, admire very much.

This look appeared in Xia Weiyun's eyes too often.

She looked at Zhou Yuan like this for nine and a half days out of ten.

"A Yuan, no wonder you glanced at Jia Zhengyi as soon as you entered my house. From that time on, did you start to doubt him?"

Zhou Yuan's black man has a question mark face.

What the hell?

I was just curious, why do you come home and there are people in suits and ties bowing at the door?

I looked at their suits and clothes, and they seemed to be very expensive.

At that time, I was thinking, is this the underworld?

"A Yuan, you paused for a moment after entering the door. I thought you were nervous. After all, are you going to meet your parents? It turns out that you sent your elves out at that time, preparing to catch Jia Zhengyi and the others in one fell swoop, right? "

???

Am I not shocked by your courtyard?

Also, my elf ran out on his own, why didn’t I know?

Zhou Yuan turned to look at his three elves, but he didn't expect that these three would nod like this.

o_O???

When did I send you to do such a thing?

The three elves moved their little hands and used body language to indicate that after they came out, they saw Zhou Yuan look back and knew that there was something fishy in that group of people.

After that, he secretly followed behind them.

Then, they waited until all the people gathered together before tying them up.

"This……"

Zhou Yuan was speechless, he didn't know how to explain this was a coincidence.

He thought again, did he still need to explain?

Even if I explain it, will they listen?

Now, in the eyes of the Xia family father and daughter, Zhou Yuan is already the strategist "Zhuge Liang".

"Okay! I admit that I did it."

Since the explanation is not clear, it is better to admit it generously.

"The meal is ready, how about we talk while we eat?" Xia Ling looked at the prepared meal and suggested.

When we came to the dining table, a very traditional Eight Immortals table, there were only three people and three elves sitting there.

Xia Ling toasted Zhou Yuan first: "This cup does not matter seniority or status, I just toast my savior."

After that, Xia Ling drank it all in one gulp.

Zhou Yuan complained in his heart: What are you doing? Drinking it cold and white is just like drinking white wine.

Post first and then change.

After a while, a man in a swimsuit walked in pushing a machine covered by a quilt: I'm here to discuss the project. The security guard tried to stop him but failed) Mr. Wang, please give me a minute to introduce the land mobile device I invented.

Wang Duoyu: I'll give you two minutes to explain how you got mental illness. If you pay attention online, you will be surprised by the short video of pulling up the banner-type air intake grille.

The man was very passionate: It was your bidding advertisement that ignited me. Its full name is Land Swimmer (lifting the quilt). My design concept is to completely separate the sport of swimming from the constraints of water. () The man walked onto the machine. In the middle of the machine was a tin bucket, and in front was a squat toilet filled with water. He lay on it and stuck his head into the toilet, making a swimming motion and then got off.

Its biggest selling point is that you can freely switch scenes according to personal preferences. If you like swimming in the sea, then add some salt.

(Added some salt to the toilet), if you like other flavors, you can also add some milk beer.

Zhuang Qiang whispered in Wang Duoyu's ear: Maybe he just ran out of the mental hospital.

The security guard pulled the man to the door. Wang Duoyu shouted: I have invested in this project and will start mass production immediately.

Others opened their mouths in surprise. The man walked up to the conference table and danced excitedly. Wang Duoyu also squirmed underneath.