My elf is so clever

Zhou Yuan originally planned to hook up with Huang Wenwen to get revenge on Chen Tom.

However, from this point of view, allowing Huang Wenwen and Tom Chen to continue to be together is the greatest harm to Tom Chen.

It can be seen that Huang Wenwen just wants to go to the United States to get a green card. As for the means, she doesn't care at all.

Moreover, she had a lot of fun with the foreigners in the bar.

Basically, it can be expected that Tom Chen has a lot of cuckolds on his head.

On the way back, Huang Haibin kept staring at him.

"I'll go, I'll go, I'll go!"

It can be seen that Huang Haibin is still in a state of shock.

"Really or falsely? Really or falsely?"

If Huang Haibin hadn't witnessed all this with his own eyes, it would be hard for him to imagine that Huang Wenwen would be such a person.

"Abin, this story tells us that we should not just look at people by their superficial appearance!"

Huang Haibin sighed: "Oh! Fortunately, I found out today, otherwise I might have been the cuckold!"

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Zhou Yuan looked at Huang Haibin in surprise: "Don't you feel too good about yourself? It's obvious that I just want to go to the United States to get a green card. What's wrong with you?"

After Huang Haibin was exposed, he became angry and said: "What are you doing? Am I worthless at all? Besides, Huang Wenwen had flirted with me before, so I just ignored her!"

Huang Haibin said it with great assurance, as if it really happened.

"Ha ha."

Zhou Yuan knew Huang Haibin very well.

If Huang Wenwen really winked at Huang Haibin, then Huang Haibin would immediately become Huang Wenwen's licking dog.

Even the king of licking dogs, the best licking dog among them.

"Abin, it's not that I look down on you. When you were dating online, people only called me a little brother, and you gave them five hundred."

Huang Haibin immediately interrupted Zhou Yuan: "Stop talking, I beg you. That was just me before, I can't do it now!"

"Really? I don't believe it!"

Zhou Yuan did not give Huang Haibin any face.

"Hmph! I have an online dating partner now!"

"Who is blind?" Zhou Yuan complained.

Huang Haibin immediately took out his mobile phone and showed Zhou Yuan the chat history.

Sure enough, there were two people chatting all day long.

What a little brother, what a muamua, it’s simply unsightly.

"and many more!"

Zhou Yuan discovered something. He pointed at Huang Haibin's profile picture and said, "Why is your profile picture my photo?"

Huang Haibin quickly put away his mobile phone and ran away.

As he ran, he shouted: "A Yuan, if we are brothers, please send us some more photos of your life!"

"I bother!"

Zhou Yuan was speechless. When Huang Haibin dated online, he always used his own photos. As a result, all the men he dated online were men who cheated him of money.

Now, I don’t know where I learned it from, but Huang Haibin actually used Zhou Yuan’s photos for online dating.

Doesn't he know that one day we will meet offline? What to do then? Is it possible to ask Zhou Yuan to take over?

Just kidding?

Seeing that Huang Haibin had disappeared, Zhou Yuan was too lazy to pay attention to this best friend and walked home alone.

Suddenly, a luxury car stopped in front of Zhou Yuan.

Xia Weiyun got out of the car.

"Squad leader?" Zhou Yuan regretted why Xia Weiyun blocked his way.

"Ayuan, it's too late to explain, get in the car quickly!"

Xia Weiyun pushed Zhou Yuan and stuffed him into the car.

"Wait, what's going on?"

Zhou Yuan saw Xia Weiyun in such a panic, so he cooperated and got into the car.

Xia Weiyun clenched his fists and lowered his head to look at his white and translucent knees.

"I...I...I..."

She mustered up the courage and spoke out.

"Ayuan, my dad wants to see you!"

"what?"

Zhou Yuan’s voice rose an octave.

He immediately went to pull the handlebar: "Let me get off the car quickly!"

Zhou Yuan's mind at the moment was all about Xia Weiyun's father, a gangster, holding a watermelon knife on his neck, telling him to stay away from Xia Weiyun in the future.

This may still be the best result.

What if Xia Weiyun's father wants to fill himself with cement?

Zhou Yuan thought of those rumors about Xia Weiyun's father, but he cut all the way from North Street to South Street without blinking once.

Modify immediately.

After a while, a man in a swimsuit walked in pushing a machine covered by a quilt: I'm here to discuss the project. The security guard tried to stop him but failed) Mr. Wang, please give me a minute to introduce the land mobile device I invented.

Wang Duoyu: I'll give you two minutes to explain how you got mental illness. After a while, a man in a swimsuit walked in pushing a machine covered by a quilt: I'm here to discuss the project. The security guard tried to stop him but failed) Mr. Wang, please give me a minute to introduce the land mobile device I invented.

Wang Duoyu: I'll give you two minutes to explain how you got mental illness.

The man was very passionate: It was your bidding advertisement that ignited me. Its full name is Land Swimmer (lifting the quilt). My design concept is to completely separate the sport of swimming from the constraints of water. () The man walked onto the machine. In the middle of the machine was a tin bucket, and in front was a squat toilet filled with water. He lay on it and stuck his head into the toilet, making a swimming motion and then got off.

(Added some salt to the toilet), if you like other flavors, you can also add some milk beer.

Zhuang Qiang whispered in Wang Duoyu's ear: Maybe he just ran out of the mental hospital.

The security guard pulled the man to the door. Wang Duoyu shouted: I have invested in this project and will start mass production immediately.

Others opened their mouths in surprise. The man walked up to the conference table and danced excitedly. Wang Duoyu also squirmed underneath.

The man was very passionate: It was your bidding advertisement that ignited me. Its full name is Land Swimmer (lifting the quilt). My design concept is to completely separate the sport of swimming from the constraints of water. () The man walked onto the machine. In the middle of the machine was a tin bucket, and in front was a squat toilet filled with water. He lay on it and stuck his head into the toilet, making a swimming motion and then got off.

Its biggest selling point is that you can freely switch scenes according to personal preferences. If you like swimming in the sea, then add some salt.

(Added some salt to the toilet), if you like other flavors, you can also add some milk beer.

Zhuang Qiang whispered in Wang Duoyu's ear: Maybe he just ran out of the mental hospital.

The security guard pulled the man to the door. Wang Duoyu shouted: I have invested in this project and will start mass production immediately.

Others opened their mouths in surprise. The man walked up to the conference table and danced excitedly. Wang Duoyu also squirmed underneath.