I really don't want to be a ninja

"Art fire escape ho fireball"

Bai Hechou formed seals with his hands at a speed that was difficult to discern with the naked eye, took a breath of air filled with the breath of the river wind, and opened his mouth to exhale.

"call"

A ten-meter-long tongue of fire poured into the cave on the river bank.

The strong light and high temperature scorched the cave, turning all the water vapor, snakes, insects, centipedes and other small poisons inside into dust.

With a muffled sound of "pop", all the dust and ashes in the cave were blown away by the fire ball, and the inside instantly became dry and clean.

"Okay, now we can go in and rest."

After the fresh air filled the cave again, Bai Hechou took a closer look, said hello, and walked into the cave first.

"Another powerful ninjutsu"

Jiraiya looked at Shirakawa's back, clenching his fists tightly with a look of reluctance on his face.

The previous technique was the Shadow Clone Technique, and now the Fire Release Technique of Fireball is being used.

Why is Bai Hechou so strong?

How big is the difference in strength between me and him?

Jiraiya was not willing to give in. It was obviously me first, whether it was enrolling in the ninja school or getting to know Tsunade, it was me first.

But why, Bai Hechou has become so powerful and strange now?

"Mr. Bai Hechou, you are really amazing. You can clear out such a safe and comfortable camp to rest in one breath."

Tsunade shook her blond hair in a single ponytail and walked quickly into the cave, saying with a smile on her little face.

"Thank you very much. It's just a small technique for using ninjutsu. I saw it in the book that Tsunade-hime brought me."

"Really? I didn't know."

"Ah hahaha, these are just some small tricks. It's normal for Tsunade-hime to look down on them."

"I hate it. Is this how Mr. Bai Hechou sees me?"

After the three of them entered the cave, Bai Hechou observed the cave entrance for a moment. After confirming that there was nothing abnormal, he covered the cave entrance with a layer of black cloth to prevent light from leaking out later.

The space inside the cave is quite spacious, about fifty or sixty square meters.

When Bai Hechou turned around, Tsunade had already sat cross-legged on the ground, holding her face in her hands and looking thoughtful.

Jiraiya rolled his eyes, stretched, and sighed:

"Hey, I worked really hard today, so hard."

Then, he pretended to be nonchalant and sat down next to Tsunade.

砰

Jiraiya was knocked away by Tsunade's punch, and he was lying on the mountain wall like a frog.

Tsunade wiped her hands and shouted in disgust:

"Jiraiya, you rude bastard, stay away from me."

"Know, know, oh, it hurts, it hurts."

Jiraiya responded in a muffled voice, climbed up and sat down, lowering his head to rummage through his backpack.

Shirakawa shook his head worriedly. Jiraiya was really a weirdo. Even though the crisis hadn't passed yet, he was already lustful again.

"Aha, I found it"

Jiraiya cheered and took out an oil lamp from his luggage.

Then, a soft light lit up inside the cave.

There was light in the darkness, and the three of them felt much more relaxed.

Tsunade took out a box of exquisitely packaged snacks from her backpack, held it in front of her with both hands, held her head high and said with a smile:

"Mr. Bai Hechou, you must be hungry too. I have some snacks here. Let's eat some together."

Bai Hechou raised his eyes and saw that Tsunade under the light had delicate features, jade-like complexion, and a smile like a flower. She was indeed pretty and charming.

No wonder Jiraiya has always been obsessed with her, she is really endearing.

Bai Hechou secretly admired it in his heart.

Tsunade held a box of twelve snacks in her hand, which was just enough for one person to fill his stomach.

"Thank you, Tsunade-hime, for your little snack."

Bai Hechou hasn't finished speaking yet.

Jiraiya's eyes were already shining, he reached for Tsunade's snack box and said excitedly:

"Tsunade, you actually brought some snacks, that's really great. I started having diarrhea at noon. I've been hungry all day, and now I just need to replenish my energy."

Tsunade immediately put away the snacks in her hands and said expressionlessly:

"Jiraiya, take your stinky claws back."

Jiraiya looked stern, he took back his hands and said angrily:

"Tsunade, actually my hands have been cleaned and they don't stink at all. If you don't believe me, you can smell them."

Tsunade's expression changed and she shouted to Jiraiya:

"I don't want it, just open it for me."

Is Jiraiya really good at fighting the autumn wind?

Shirakawa glanced at Jiraiya and said leisurely:

"Since Jiraiya has had diarrhea all day, it's really not appropriate to have snacks. Why not eat some bread."

Bai Hechou took out the "Eight Paintings of Xia Ji" from his backpack, a sealing scroll that only he could understand.

"bread"

Jiraiya and Tsunade turned to look at Shirakawa.

Bai Hechou unfolded the specially made scroll, stretched out his sword and pointed at it: "Solution"

"bang"

A cloud of light mist exploded, and a pile of pineapple buns, coconut milk buns, red bean buns, wife cakes, sandwiches, chicken rolls and other breads appeared in front of the three of them.

"Gudong"

Jiraiya swallowed hard, his eyes widened, and he said in disbelief:

“I’m not dreaming, so many delicious breads”

"As expected of Mr. Bai Hechou, I have never thought of using a seal scroll to hold food."

Tsunade said with a look of admiration, but actually there was something in her heart that she didn't say out loud:

It's just too luxurious

The sealing scroll is not a cheap ninja tool.

"Actually, it's nothing. Ninjutsu can also be used to make life easier..."

"There's not a lot of bread. It should be enough for us. Let's keep dinner simple."

Bai Hechou put away the scroll and suddenly said gloomily: "Jiraiya, be careful and don't eat too much. Maybe there is bread in here that I have poisoned."

Jiraiya's face darkened, and he glared at Shirakawa fiercely, "I'm going to eat it, and I'll eat it all. I feel so bad for you."

"I still don't believe it, how dare you poison me to death"

"Jiraiya, have you forgotten your lesson at noon so quickly?"

Tsunade immediately became unhappy. You ate them all, so what else should I eat?

This is the bread brought by Mr. Bai Hechou. I want to eat it just looking at it.

Thinking like this, Tsunade reached out and held the snacks she brought in front of Bai Hechou, her watery eyes turned into crescent moon eyes when she smiled:

"Then Mr. Bai Hechou, please try the snacks I brought."

"Tsunade-hime, thank you very much."

Bai Hechou looked at Tsunade, smiled slightly, reached for a piece of snack and put it into his mouth:

"Well, it's really delicious."

"Since Mr. Bai Hechou likes it, just eat more."

Tsunade pursed her lips and smiled sweetly.

Jiraiya looked at this scene and instantly felt that the sandwich in his mouth no longer tasted good.

There is even an illusion of overeating.

How can it be repaired?