I really don't want to be a ninja

Konoha Hidden Village, a snack shop selling meatballs.

Shirakawa had a leisurely expression, looking at Jiraiya whose face was covered with bruises and bruises, tasting delicious food in the store.

Time goes back to 10 minutes ago.

Jiraiya, who was accepting the righteous iron fist of the women in Konoha Village, suddenly saw Shirakawa Chou passing by for some unknown reason, and he hurriedly shouted to Shirakawa Chou for help.

Bai Hechou originally wanted to pretend that he didn't know this guy and walk farther away at a faster pace.

Unexpectedly, Jiraiya would not give up until he achieved his goal, and shouted Shirakawa's name frantically, causing the old and young ladies in Konoha to come back to their senses.

Shirakawa Chou is now a hot celebrity in Konoha Village. Countless Konoha frontline ninjas have received his treatment.

Among them were the families of these young and old women, so looking at Shirakawa's worried face, they had to let Jiraiya go.

It was just that Bai He looked embarrassed at that time and wanted to say loudly to those ladies:

"No need to save face for me, please increase your strength and hit me hard!"

"Hiss, those girls are so strong, they can actually hurt me so badly!"

Jiraiya applied wound medicine on his face and muttered:

"Really, it's just a sneak peek, and I won't lose a piece of flesh... Many places have a good habit of mixed bathing!"

"You are so good. You just came back and put on such a good show!"

Facing Jiraiya's big, slightly fat face, Bai Hechou felt an inexplicable feeling of comfort in his heart.

As for why he didn't use medical ninjutsu on Jiraiya, I'm sorry, but Bai Hechou deliberately forgot about it for a while.

This guy is obviously very talented and can be said to be a handsome ninja, but why does he have such a nasty and bad habit?

There's no way this guy is born obscene.

Shirakawa Chou really couldn't understand how Jiraiya had developed such a bad habit, so he asked:

"Hey, Jiraiya, you are a pretty capable ninja, how could you do such a shameless thing?"

"How could you do such a thing?"

Jiraiya glanced at Shirakawa, his eyes flickered, and he pretended to sigh with emotion:

"Bai Hechou, you don't know, I did this out of necessity!

I think I have been practicing on Miaomu Mountain for many years, and I don’t know how long it has been since I saw a human figure. After a long time, even looking at a female frog seems to be pretty.

I know this is abnormal and I need a strong stimulus to correct my aesthetics and outlook on life and prove that I am still a human being.

That's why I went to peek into the women's bathroom!

So what I did just now was actually not my intention, it was just to cure my illness! "

Jiraiya was talking nonsense seriously. If he hadn't seen the original plot, Shirakawa would have almost believed it.

He frowned, showing a doubtful look, and said:

"If you really want to find excitement, you don't need to peek into the women's bathroom. Don't you know that there are places called custom shops or izakayas?"

"Hey hehe... I didn't expect you, Bai Hechou, to know this. It seems you're not a person who doesn't know how to have fun!"

Jiraiya seemed to have discovered a blind spot, his eyebrows slanted, the corners of his mouth slightly curved, showing a habitual wretched smile, he approached Shirakawa and said sadly:

"Since we are of the same mind, I will understand others and not speak secretly.

Although places like izakaya style shops are also fun, they still cost money.

Although it is said that you are a ninja, it is not easy to make some hard-earned money. It is more refreshing to try your luck at the women's bath!

Those snowy whites that I could vaguely see through the hazy water vapor just now...those perky peaks...those plump...hiss - the secret of this, whoever sees it knows it, hey hey hey..."

Sure enough, the country is easy to change, and the nature is difficult to change.

Stingy and horny, this guy is screwed.

It's hopeless, wait for death!

Seeing Jiraiya's nymphomaniac look, Shirakawa couldn't help but hide further in disgust.

Seeing this, Jiraiya asked with a strange expression:

"Bai Hechou, what are you looking at? Why are you looking at me like this?"

Bai Hechou rolled his eyes and said seriously:

"Didn't I express myself clearly enough? This is totally a look at a pervert!"

"What do you mean? Are you saying I'm a pervert?"

"This is an obvious thing, okay?"

After some jokes.

Shirakawa Chou didn't bother to pay attention to Jiraiya's nonsense personality problems.

Judging from the original plot, Jiraiya is one of those ninjas who have compromised personal ethics and have no problems with major matters.

Compared to some ninjas who would do anything to satisfy their own selfish desires, Jiraiya's behavior was considered good.

In the world of Naruto, most ninjas have more or less problems.

On the contrary, most ninjas who have no faults in their character will not survive long.

"Shirakawa Chou, how far has the current Ninja World War progressed? Are Tsunade Orochimaru, Hiro, and the others okay?!"

In the past two years or so, Jiraiya's main training was completed in Mt. Myoboku, but the time he spent in Konoha became very small.

Therefore, he was not very clear about many things that happened in Konoha and the ninja world.

"The Great Ninja World War... it should be almost over. After such a long war, the major ninja villages will no longer be able to hold on!"

Bai Hechou held a bunch of three-color meatballs in his hand and said with a faint look.

What we fight in war is logistics, finance, and materials.

You know, it often only takes a moment to kill a ninja, but it takes at least three to five years to train a qualified ninja.

This Ninja War has been going on for nearly three years.

Even with the foundation of the five great ninja villages, they will soon be drained dry by the great ninja war.

Even looking at it from another perspective, if the Ninja War was not coming to an end, Mt. Myoboku would not be able to rest assured that Jiraiya would return to Konoha.

You know, in the eyes of the frogs at Mt. Myoboku, Jiraiya is a key figure in the future and the training of the Son of Prophecy.

Therefore, before finding the son of prophecy, Jiraiya's safety is of great importance, and he will not be allowed to leave Mt. Miaomu without absolute certainty.

"Now that the Toad Sage of Mt. Myoboku has released Jiraiya back to Konoha, it means that this ninja world war is about to end, right?"

Looking at Jiraiya with a childish face in front of him, Shirakawa thought secretly in his heart.

Then he changed the topic and said:

"As for Tsunade-hime and the others...because they don't need to go to the battlefield yet, everything is fine now."

Just as he was talking, Bai Hechou saw an exquisite and cute figure hurriedly walking past the door.

With his amazing eyesight, Bai Hechou recognized in an instant that the person who flashed past was the Tsunade mentioned now.

"Is it such a coincidence? I haven't seen Tsunade for several days, and now she appears when I mention her."

Just as he was thinking about it, he saw someone with a happy face jumping down the street and entering the shop.

She seemed to only see Bai Hechou in her eyes, walking towards him directly with a smile as bright as a flower:

"Bai Hechou-kun, I was just thinking about where to look for you, but I didn't expect to see you just as I turned the corner!"

"Aha, isn't this a coincidence? I just asked Shirakawa about you. It's been a long time, Tsunade!"

Jiraiya suddenly stood up and greeted him with a smile.

Only then did Tsunade-hime see Jiraiya, and said unexpectedly:

"Hey, Jiraiya, you're here too. You seem to have grown a lot. When did you return to the village?"

"I just returned to the village this morning, Tsunade, let's meet old friends and give them a warm hug first."

Jiraiya looked like he hadn't seen him for a long time, and he opened his arms and hugged Tsunade.

boom!

As expected, Tsunade's little jade-like fist hit Jiraiya on the head at the right time.

"Sure enough, you haven't made any progress at all. After practicing on Mt. Miaomu for such a long time, why are you still so virtuous, Jiraiya!"

Tsunade frowned and curled her lips and said:

"You are not a six or seven-year-old kid anymore. Can you stop thinking about taking advantage of girls so that you can do something serious?"

Jiraiya was hit so hard that he held his head in his hands and squatted on the spot, saying sadly:

"Ah! It hurts. Tsunade, your fists are still so powerful. When old friends meet, can't you be more enthusiastic and merciful?"

"To deal with people like you, you should use fists to make you remember!"

Tsunade glanced at Jiraiya with disgust, stepped over Jiraiya bravely, and sat down next to Shirakawa.

She held her chin with one hand and said happily to Bai Hechou:

"Mr. Bai Hechou, we haven't seen each other for several days. Have you been thinking about me?"

"Well, I really miss Tsunade-hime."

Looking at the cute little expression of the blond loli, Bai He said truthfully.

A knowing smile appeared on Tsunade's face, and she said with satisfaction:

"I knew that for a girl as beautiful and lovely as me, it would be impossible for Mr. Bai Hechou not to miss me."

"Bai Hechou, let me tell you a secret. I actually left the village these days and returned to my parents because a big event happened in my family!"

Having said this, Tsunade blinked at Bai Hechou, her bright eyes seemed to be saying:

Want to know what's going on?Come and ask me. If you ask me, I will tell you!

Bai Hechou lived up to Tsunade's expectations and asked with a smile:

"Tsunade-hime left in such a hurry, something important must have happened at home."

"Mmm, yes!"

Tsunade nodded repeatedly and said happily:

"My parents actually gave birth to a younger brother for me. His name is Shengshu. Bai Hechou, you don't know. The Shengshu is small, pink, tender and super cute..."

It turns out to be a rope tree

Feeling the joy in Tsunade's heart, Bai He nodded sadly, feeling somewhat clear in his heart.

The birth of the rope tree is indeed a top priority for the Thousand Hands clan.

Compared to Tsunade, the birth of the rope tree is undoubtedly more in line with the expectations and interests of the Senju clan.

If the second generation Hokage can continue to persevere and wait until the rope tree becomes mature, he may not be able to pass on the position of "shadow" to the third generation like the Yozuki clan of Kumo Ninja Village.

The Hokage is naturally his own, and there is no doubt in the minds of the Senju people about this.

If it were another Hokage, even if he was a student of the Second Hokage, so what.

When interests are related, other people's Hokage will never be merciful when it is time to use means.

"... This time the rope tree was born, the second grandfather rarely came back. He told us that the Raikage had sent his credentials and was preparing to cease war with Konoha, and invited the second grandfather to go to Kumo Ninja Village to discuss the issue of alliance... …”

The Raikage invites the Nidaime Hokage to the Cloud Ninja Village to form an alliance? !

Bai Hechou was suddenly shocked. He picked up a bunch of three-color meatballs and handed them to Tsunade. He took the opportunity to ask:

"Tsunade-hime. You said that the Raikage invited the second generation to go to Kumo Ninja Village to form an alliance. Did the second generation agree? Doesn't he doubt it at all?"

Tsunade took the three-color meatball and took a bite. She said with a sweet smile on her face that it was so sweet, and then asked doubtfully:

"Doubtful? Alliance is a good thing, why should we doubt it?"

"That's right! Bai Hechou, this ninja world war has been going on for so long, so much blood has been shed in all the major ninja villages, and so many people have died. Don't we all want to fight again?"

Jiraiya was resurrected with full health at this time, sat back on his seat, and asked the same question:

"The Raikage sent an invitation to form an alliance. This is the dawn of peace. Why don't we believe it?"

Bai Hechou looked at Tsunade's confused eyes and realized something in his heart:

So, do the thoughts of Tsunade and Jiraiya represent the thoughts of most ninjas in Konoha today?

The Great Ninja World War lasted too long and was too brutal, so when the hope of peace appears, is everyone willing to believe in it without reservation?

Bai Hechou understood a little at this time.

Why in the famous scene in the original plot, after the second-generation Hokage decided that Hiruzen Sarutobi would be the next generation Hokage, he intercepted the Golden Horn and Silver Horn troops alone without any hesitation.

The second generation Hokage's move was not just to buy time for the Hokage Guards to retreat.

In fact, it is more about being able to kill the Golden Horn and Silver Horn brothers and remove the biggest stumbling block for the arrival of peace in the ninja world...

Thinking of this, Bai Hechou stared at the two of them with bright eyes and said in a deep voice:

"The Second Raikage sent an invitation to form an alliance, but this does not mean that peace will come as expected. Have you all forgotten those ninjas who died on the battlefield of the ninja world?

Will those dead ninjas, their companions, comrades and family members easily let go of their hatred and willingly watch the Kumo ninja form an alliance with Konoha? "

Shirakawa opened the bloody wound and pushed aside the false veil of peace, allowing Tsunade and Jiraiya to face the bleak and dark reality of the ninja world.

Tsunade's smile suddenly disappeared and her expression became thoughtful.

"Well... I think it is Raikage's will to form an alliance. No matter how reluctant the villagers of Cloud Ninja Village are, they probably won't..."

Jiraiya forced himself to argue a few words, but soon became speechless.

Even he couldn't convince himself.

Ask yourself, if you see classmates and friends like Tsunade Orochimaru die at the hands of enemies, he will definitely not forgive easily.

Not to mention Jiraiya himself.

Even though he was the son of the prophecy of the future, didn't Prince Uzumaki go berserk many times when faced with the death of his relatives and friends?

Bai Hechou glanced at Jiraiya and said calmly:

"The will of the Raikage? Can the Raikage make those who died for him come back to life?"

Only a ninja recognized by everyone can be a "shadow".

According to the performance of the second-generation Raikage in this ninja war, can the Raikage still be recognized by all Kumo ninjas?