I really don't want to be a ninja

Chapter 1 Only fools can be ninjas

The country of fire, the hidden village of Konoha.

The warm morning sun shines on this land.

The morning breeze is soft, the air is fresh, the trees are shady, and the birds are singing and the flowers are fragrant.

On the second floor in the backyard of Jiying Painting and Calligraphy Club, eight-year-old Bai Hechou opened the window. He looked up into the distance, his eyes moved, and he took in the beautiful scenery. He suddenly felt refreshed and comfortable.

"Yoshi, the weather is also nice today, suitable for sleeping in. Speaking of which, the livability index of peaceful Konoha is simply five stars, yes, that's it."

When Bai He's worried eyes saw the Hokage Rock, he couldn't help but be startled.

Looking at the past from his current perspective.

The statues of the God of Ninja, the First Hokage, and the Senju Hashirama stared at the village with piercing eyes.

It seemed to be glowing.

However, he could no longer protect Konoha.

are all dead.

He was obviously so indomitable, powerful and brilliant in the ninja world, why did he suddenly fall?

"Those who are engaged in the profession of ninja, looking at the original work, either die young or suffer misfortunes, and few of them have a good death."

The ninja profession is really poisonous.

Bai Hechou couldn't help but sigh in a low voice.

It is precisely because of this that even though he has traveled to the world of Naruto for eight years, he has never thought about the extraordinary profession of ninja.

So what if you have the extraordinary power to fly into the sky and escape from the earth, control wind and fire, control thunder and lightning?

It's not about going through life and death and living a life of bloodshed.

Live well, isn't it delicious?

Why do you want to embark on a ninja career of sleeping in the open air and dancing on the tip of a knife?

Bai Hechou, who lived on the water blue star in the peaceful era in his previous life, found it difficult to understand this.

"It's impossible for a ninja to be a ninja. It's impossible to be a ninja in this life."

"I can't refine chakra, and I'm not very good at physical skills."

"That is, I draw comics and write stories every day, earn a small goal of [-] million taels from royalties, and barely maintain a life without worrying about food and drink."

As the young master of Jiying Painting and Calligraphy Club, Bai Hechou reluctantly expressed his inner voice.

Becoming a ninja does not necessarily mean you will live better than ordinary people, nor will you live longer than ordinary people.

Therefore, ninjas, ninjutsu, supernatural powers, etc. are really not very important.

After all, the peace and order of Konoha Hidden Village is protected by the Uchiha family, and it is usually very safe.

As long as you avoid the Night of the Nine Tails decades later, Orochimaru's plan to collapse Konoha, Pain's destruction of the Hidden Leaf Village and other events.

You see, just a few terrorist incidents have occurred in decades, which is much less than the number of earthquakes that occur in Tokyo in a year.

Do you think it's safe or not?

As a time traveler, Bai Hechou has a hundred ways to avoid these disasters.

So, daily life in Konoha is still very safe and beautiful.

Well, I decided happily like this, let’s live from the current 16 years of Konoha to Boruto.

Damn it daddy

Bai Hechou secretly made up his mind and prepared to live in Konoha Hidden Village forever.

At this time, the voice of mother Chizuru came from downstairs:

"Bai Hechou-kun, are you awake? Come to the restaurant for breakfast."

"Hey, I'm already up. I'll be there soon."

"Nissan lazy idiot, get up quickly and have breakfast," the six-year-old sister Ai Shirajima also shouted energetically from downstairs.

"Hey, hey, I'll be down soon."

Bai Hechou responded again. Just as he was about to close the window and go downstairs to have breakfast, a mechanical voice suddenly sounded in his mind:

Ding, the strongest professional auxiliary has been successfully bound, and the host has received the novice reward: a random lottery chance. Would you like to draw the lottery now?

Bai Hechou was stunned for a moment.

The most powerful professional assistant

This is my plug-in that has arrived in my account.

Bai Hechou was filled with emotions, and the expression on his face was hard to describe.

Although I have long heard that time travelers and golden fingers are standard equipment, there has been no movement since I time traveled.

Three years after three years, three years after another two years, it has been eight years, naturally I have given up on this idea long ago.

Now you tell me that the plug-in has arrived in my account

This is really

It's such a surprise

"little helper"

Bai Hechou called out tentatively.

A voice came to mind:

Here I am.The host does not need to speak, just say the assistant silently in his heart.

Then, a blue light screen appeared in Bai Hechou's mind, which displayed:

Host: Bai Hechou

Reputation: 0

Points: 0

Occupation: None

Title: None

Skills: none

It turns out that I am still a three-no person.

Bai He had a worried look on his face, and said silently in his heart: "Little assistant, what use can you make?"

The assistant's duty is to help the host become the strongest professional. He can help the host become the general manager, serve as CEO, win wealth and beauty, and reach the pinnacle of life.The host thinks about it carefully, is he still a little excited?

"Haha, but, no"

Bai Hechou had an expressionless face and a calm tone:

"As the young master of the Shui Painting and Calligraphy Club, when I was six years old, I drew the popular comic Gourd Baby in the Land of Fire. When I was seven years old, I drew the best-selling comic Ikkyu in the ninja world. I am planning to publish a new book this year, and I earn monthly royalties. One million taels, famous in the ninja world."

"Do you know how many noble ladies from the Land of Fire are waiting for me to grow up? I can't even count the number of nobles who want to recruit me as their son-in-law."

"I want to reach the top of my life. Isn't it easy?"

Well, in fact, Bai Hechou was bragging about the noble girl and the famous name.

However, the little assistant is here for the first time, does he know?

The most powerful professional assistant can help the host become stronger and reach a higher peak. My energy is beyond your imagination.

Bai He was speechless and speechless.

The most powerful professional assistant

Anyway, it’s eight years late.

But, after all, it’s my own plug-in.

What Bai Hechou can do is of course forgive it.

Then, Bai Hechou began to study the light screen panel in his mind.

Reputation, as the name suggests, is fame and prestige.

How is this quantified?

Bai Hechou muttered in his heart: "Little assistant, how to calculate quantitative reputation?"

Reputation value: When a person has any emotion such as concern, admiration, complaint, hatred, etc. for the host's image and name, the host's reputation value is calculated based on the intensity of the emotion. Currently, the assistant can calculate the host's reputation value within [-] square meters around the host. reputation value.

It turned out to be the case.

Reputation not only refers to fame and prestige, but also includes negative emotions.

It's a bit like an emotion collection system.

"So, little assistant, what is the role of reputation points?"

Reputation points can be used in draws, and prizes can help the host reach the top of the strongest profession.

Bai Hechou understood.

But

Bai Hechou frowned slightly:

"Little assistant, what's wrong with my reputation? Just based on my comic novel works in the past two years, my reputation must be [-] or [-]."

"Where's my reputation? I've eaten up so many reputation points by you."

Before the host determines the occupation, the assistant cannot calculate the reputation value.

Mo De, the strongest professional assistant, replied emotionally.

Bai Hechou felt depressed in his chest, as if he had been hit by Tsunade's strange power punch.

"Don't you understand that I am a cartoonist by profession?"

This professional assistant is not smart enough.

Otherwise, I wouldn’t have gotten lost and been eight years late.

The host chooses a profession: cartoonist.Please confirm

This question is simply not a question.

“Very confirmed”

Bai Hechou is decisive.

The judgment of the strongest profession cannot be passed. Please ask the host to choose another profession.

The sound of the small auxiliary machine gave Bai Hechou an unpleasant premonition.

He hurriedly asked:

"The career judgment cannot be passed, why can't it be passed?"

Not being able to get such a lucrative career as a cartoonist through this little assistant is not only stupid, it’s also blind.

The host title does not have enough permissions to answer the question.

""

Bai He felt sad for a while.

I just want to ask a question. You actually need professional title authority?

Assistant, are you really my assistant?

"Then, I choose gourmet"

Bai Hechou doesn't care about being authentic. Anyway, he is quite knowledgeable about food.

People take food as their heaven.

The strongest professional judgment cannot be passed, please ask the host to choose another profession.

I think you are deliberately trying to embarrass me, Fat Tiger

Bai Hechou's face darkened, and he said angrily:

"It won't work this way, and that won't work either, little assistant, do you want me to choose ninja as a career?"

The host’s chosen occupation is: ninja.

The judgment of the strongest profession passed, please confirm.

""

Bai Hechou was shocked, "You can't be a ninja, you can't do it. Only fools can become ninjas, a high-risk profession like ninjas."

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