Elf brother as my tool man

"Guess what, he lost the battle and didn't get even a cent of his principal back. Later, he asked the lord who lost the battle for money, which was a disservice. After he returned to our city, he was scolded by us. He was a rotten egg. Rotten Tomatoes lost everything, haha, I was really laughing to death." In the Le Pencheng Tree Teahouse, the homeless man "Lao Shun" said while laughing wildly.Qiao Chenxi held a flower umbrella and walked quietly to the teahouse in the rain. "Don't let Lao Tian hear what you are saying." The owner of the tree tea shop looks very old. At least his use of the title "Lao Tian" will not be regarded as rude.It seemed that this "Tian Tianci's lifelong enemy" was bragging to someone or an elf who was visiting the Tree Teahouse for the first time. "Hmph, Lao Tian had to respect me even when he was the consul, let alone since he retired." Lao Shun's tone was full of arrogance, "Old Chen, when you entered the city hall as a citizen representative last time, guess what happened to him? Being that little girl's secretary really makes me laugh to death, hahahahahaha." Qiao Chenxi heard his voice from all the way away.In fact, she didn't have much dislike for Lao Shun. When she was in primary school in Le Pen City six years ago, she often listened to his conversations.His voice made many customers laugh. Among these customers, the sharp-eyed Qiao Chenxi saw the back of Ah Song sitting at the largest table at a glance. "Say less, Lao Shun." The boss curled his lips, "Last time you called the consul Xiao Qiao, this time you called her little girl. What about next time?" "Is there any problem?" Lao Shun spread his hands and turned Turning his head towards the boss, he said, "Of the old customers here, who doesn't have the impression of her as a bouncing little girl? Your impression of her is not that of a majestic consul, right?" "Ahem." The boss saw him coming over. Qiao Chenxi winked. "Elf boy, the governor of our city, despite her awesome name, she is actually just a little girl. Of course, a little girl is just as cute. No matter how bad her governing ability is, she can "Tiantian is so stinky," Lao Shun said so excitedly that he even ignored the surrounding atmosphere, "When she was in elementary school, she was known to be a quarrelsome person. A primary school student could sometimes make me, Lao Shun, speechless. ." "Lao Shun, please stop blowing, I feel like vomiting." Qiao Chenxi said.Lao Shun turned around and found that she was standing behind him. "Strange, I've heard this voice somewhere, but I don't remember there being such a beautiful female high school student in Le Pen City. Am I remembering it wrong?" Lao Shun didn't recognize Qiao Chenxi at first sight, so he muttered in a low voice. "Why, I've even forgotten who I am. I'm wondering if our Le Pen City should follow the example of the neighboring Doyle Elf City and start expelling a few unlearned guys." Qiao Chenxi's eloquence was evident to her when she was very young. This left a very deep impression on many regular customers of the Tree Tea House. "Okay" cheered in the tree teahouse.In fact, no one wanted to banish the pistachio in the tavern, they just wanted to see Lao Shun get into trouble.Ah Song cheered especially hard. He even raised his straw hat and threw it into the air. "Okay, okay." Lao Shun's voice became smaller and smaller. It seemed that he recognized the girl in front of him as Qiao Chenxi. "You can't be from the Le Pen family. I really haven't seen you before. Next time. When I see the Archon, I have to ask." "Ha. Far away in the horizon, close in front of me, Lao Shun." Ah Song laughed out loud, turned around and held the female high school student's hand, "right? , Xiao Qiao, little girl." Although Ah Song would always take advantage of her at such times, I have to say that Ah Song could often give her a good space to perform. "This time, it is the victory of Qiao Chenxi, a primary school student from Le Pen City." Qiao Chenxi shouted childishly. She raised her hands to declare victory, and by the way, she also raised the hand that Asong held. "You are the consul?" Lao Shun was stunned. He couldn't believe that the beautiful woman in front of him was Qiao Chenxi. His voice became smaller and smaller, "When you came here with three female companions last time, I still..." But including Everyone present, including the boss, had basically passed the "surprise" stage, and some of them realized that this elf man was the legendary "Lord Archon's Lover." "Consul, you are the best," the boss shouted, recalling the endless applause in the tree teahouse. "Let's play, let's make trouble, don't make fun of the consul." Ah Song pressed his hands down to signal everyone to calm down, "Dear Qiao Chenxi, today only, you are no longer the consul, but Le Pen City resident Xiao Qiao, how are you?" "Woohoo~" the boss cheered again, and the cheers of "Long live the knight Shangsong", "Shangsong" and "Shangsong" resounded throughout the tree teahouse.With just a few words, she was praised by the stars like a princess. Qiao Chenxi had to say that Ah Song had a good hand. "Calm down, I don't plan to buy all your orders." Seeing that everyone's enthusiasm was aroused, Ah Song proudly announced to everyone present. "To celebrate the return of our kid Qiao Chenxi, we will give you a free meal this afternoon." The owner of Shu Teahouse received the code and raised his hands in cheers. He was extremely happy today. "Lao Chen, can you also waive the credit card I used to pay?" Lao Shun looked at the boss meaningfully with his left hand on his head. "I'm happy today, but I won't have such a good thing next time." The boss replied, and he didn't expect Lao Shun to pay off the debt anyway. "Long live the Knight Shang Song" After hearing the affirmative reply, Lao Shun also raised his hands and cheered.His antics caused laughter in the audience. Even Qiao Chenxi didn't care about her identity, but laughed wildly like an ordinary high school girl. "Take it easy, my cabbage." Ah Song helplessly helped Qiao Chenxi sit down, "Lao Shun, you're still telling stories, don't tell me any more, I like to hear them." "Don't tell them anymore, I won't dare anymore." Lao Shun quickly waved his hand. "You've finished speaking, is it my turn?" Ah Song asked. "Let us welcome the great elf knight Shang Song to tell his thrilling adventure story." It was Qiao Chenxi's turn to join in. She stood up proactively to enhance the atmosphere of the scene. "Rewards, no awards. He's not a great elf knight. He's just a younger brother under the command of the Marquis." Asong replied humbly.He rummaged in his bag for a moment and pulled out a pen cap filled with dirt. "Everyone, look at this." When everyone gathered around to see clearly what Ah Song was holding, Ah Song very considerately used his right hand to separate Qiao Chenxi next to him from the crowd. This detail made Qiao Chenxi It feels warm.But immediately, she focused her energy on the pen cap in Ah Song's hand. "This soil comes from the Glen Forest 200 years ago, and the story I am about to tell also comes from 200 years ago."