I don't have golden fingers, I just want to be a salted fish

Zhao Gou looked at the broken electric beads on the table and felt the urge to cry.

100 million alliance coins is equivalent to Zhao Gou's income for more than a month. If converted into RMB, it is equivalent to Zhao Gou's income for a year in his previous life. However, it was scrapped in less than a day.

"Naruto."

Zhao Gou's calm face contained a shark-like impulse.

"Pica, Pica." I didn't do it, it broke by itself.

Pikachu lowered his ears, looking aggrieved.

"Oh, forget it. I will come back after all the money has been spent, my generation."

Zhao Gou's right hand clenched and unclenched several times. He took a deep breath and comforted himself:

Anyway, Pikachu won it himself, and he still has 400 million, so it doesn't matter.

"Pickup, pickup" uh uh uh, isn't it just a matter of money? Can it be called a problem of money?

Pikachu nodded, as if it was just a minor problem, and patted his chest.

Zhao Gou couldn't understand what it said, so he didn't dwell on the problem anymore. He took Pikachu to the training room, intending to test Pikachu's strength.

"Naruto, one hundred thousand volts."

Zhao Gou ordered.

"Pikachu."

Pikachu fires an electric attack at the tester.

Zhao Gou looked at the data and was a little bit satisfied. Although the electric bead was broken, Pikachu was stronger than when the electric bead was charged yesterday. This wave is not a loss.

Zhao Gou speculated that the electric bead should have broken when Pikachu's kin used [-] volts to charge it.

"Naruto, golden light spell."

Zhao Gou then tested the next item.

"Pikachu."

Pikachu tried his best to cover his whole body with electricity, but it couldn't have the same effect as in the secret realm. It was only coated with a thin film.

"Electromagnetic surround charging, then use the golden light spell."

Zhao Gou then ordered.

"Pikachu."

Pikachu mobilized the energy in his body again, but the effect only made him look like a light bulb, and he was unable to materialize the energy like yesterday.

“Could it be that there is insufficient energy?”

Zhao Gou couldn't help but think of this.

"Naruto."

Then, Zhao Gou took out the charger and put it on Pikachu's cheek until Pikachu could no longer charge.

"Pickup, pickup."

After charging, Pikachu looked confident.

"Pikachu"

Pikachu clenched his hands into fists, and electricity continued to circulate throughout his body. The clothes on his body also moved automatically, just like the way a Saiyan transforms.

However, it failed.

"Oh, Naruto."

Zhao Gou threw the black magatama to Pikachu, signaling it to work hard with him.

Zhao Gou made the same movements as Pikachu and read: "Xuanzong of Heaven and Earth, the fundamental body of all qi has golden light, reflecting my body."

The atmosphere suddenly fell into embarrassment.

"It's okay, let's do it again."

Zhao Gou encouraged.

"Xuan Zong of Heaven and Earth, the fundamental body of all qi has golden light, which reflects on my body."

After trying many times, there was still no success.

Then, Zhao Gou used the toilet plug stick to make his own salted egg Superman transformation stick, and used a belt to make a card surface to use as a transformation belt and a series of other props, but still failed.

"Pickup, pickup."

After a series of failures, Pikachu saw Zhao Gou's inexplicable behavior and felt that its master was a fool.

After pondering for a long time, Zhao Gou came to the conclusion that he was not good enough for the second grade, so he failed. After learning from the experience, he decided to make bigger moves.

Zhao Gou took out two sets of women's clothes and put them on each of Pikachu.

If you want to ask where the women's clothing comes from, don't ask, just ask, the author arranged it.

Zhao Gou asked Pikachu to imitate his actions.

Zhao Gou took a deep breath, raised the homemade magic wand in his hand, and read: "Balala energy, Ula Ula, little devil fairy, transform."

Zhao concocted shameful lines and made unsightly actions, but in the end, he still failed.

Zhao Gou lay on the ground like a Carp King without dreams. When Pikachu poked him, he would plop.

Zhao Gou felt that he must have been targeted by the will of the world, and he had evidence.

Because after coming to this world, no matter what he does, it will not go well.

Moreover, he has not used any of the three traditional skills of the Rabbit family in other worlds.

For example, farming.

He once bought countless seeds, intending to become the Great Druid of the Pokémon world, but as a result, the plants he planted always withered inexplicably.

For example, reading.

Originally, based on his original results, not to mention being the top scorer in the country, he would still have no problem going to Kyoto University or 211. As a result, he only got 985.

For example, cheating.

This time he finally waited for the transformer given by Xiaomao, but as soon as he returned to the Pokémon world, it couldn't be used, and even the electric beads he had won with the European energy accumulated over more than ten years were broken.

"Crack."

Suddenly there was a sound of the door opening, and Li Youshi came in with Togepi in her arms.

"Sorry to bother you, please continue. Goodbye."

Li Youshi looked at Zhao Gou's magical clothes and was stunned for a moment, then apologized, turned around, and closed the door.

Zhao Gou suddenly burst into tears and roared in his heart: No, no, listen to my explanation, I am really not a pervert.

Zhao Gou and Pikachu changed into normal clothes, and then walked to the living room as if nothing happened.

Zhao Gou looked calm and asked in a calm tone: "How did you get in without the key?"

Li Youshi said cautiously: "I knocked on the door, but no one responded.

Moreover, you didn't lock the door, so I came in. "

The atmosphere suddenly froze.

Zhao Gou said awkwardly: "Uh-huh. Just pretend you didn't see what happened just now. If anyone else knows about it, there will be consequences."

"Hmph, bad guy."

As soon as Zhao Gou finished speaking, a soft and cute voice sounded in his mind.

Zhao Gou looked around and suddenly spotted a blue-black mushroom-head Pokémon behind Li Youshi.

This discovery exploded in his mind like a thunder: Flash Larulas, the favorite of many otakus in previous lives, he really wanted to have one, otherwise his pajamas and quilt would not be printed with its pattern.

“Where did this come from?”

The Pokémon he dreamed of suddenly appeared behind Li Youshi. For Zhao Gou, it was even more incredible than seeing an alpaca.

After all, Zhao Gou has no love for alpacas.

"I picked it up on the road."

Li Youshi stated this fact in a calm tone, but it was like a Category 18 typhoon whizzing past Zhao Gou's heart.

"Fuck you, fuck me, fuck me"

Countless trainers say that they can meet but cannot ask for it, and they have never encountered the shining Larulas. You can just say it lightly, you picked it up on the road.

"Ah, I can't live anymore"

Zhao Gou suddenly roared and rushed out the door without even putting on his shoes, leaving Li Youshi and Pikachu looking at each other.

Li Youshi asked in confusion: "What happened to him?"

Pikachu said helplessly: "Pika, Pika." His brain was broken.