I don't have golden fingers, I just want to be a salted fish

January 10, early morning.

"Naruto it's time to go back."

Zhao Gou, who was sweating profusely, said to Pikachu, whose body was surrounded by electric current and kept flying across obstacles.

"Pickup, pickup."

After Pikachu responded to Zhao Gou, like the Flash, it crossed the obstacle with twists and turns, came out in front of Zhao Gou, and then jumped up, standing firmly on Zhao Gou's shoulders.

Zhao Gou sighed in his heart. His speed increased so much in just one night. Could it be that the electric beads have an acceleration effect?

After Zhao Gou returned to the dormitory and washed briefly, he took out the pink fairy energy cube and the golden dot energy cube, and poured a glass of moo milk for Pikachu.

"Pickup, pickup."

A big blow to Mas.

Pikachu made a prayer gesture before starting to eat.

Zhao Gou shook his head and thought, I don’t know where it learned it from.

"Forehead"

Pikachu finished his breakfast in one go and burped happily, then pretended to thank him for the treat.

This made Zhao Gou a little confused. You are an Oriental garden mouse. How come you know these etiquette? Could it be that you watched some weird video?

I'll delete them all later.

After Zhao Gou came to school, he felt that everyone looked at him strangely, as if he had done something great.

He was also confused about everyone's inexplicable behavior.

Zhao Gou sat silently in his seat, pushed his deskmate with his elbow and asked: "What happened? Why do everyone look at me so strangely?"

"You don't know.o"

My deskmate seemed very surprised that Zhao Gou didn't know, and couldn't help but raise his voice.

"Hey, I won't tell you."

My deskmate seemed to think this was a fun thing to do, so he said coquettishly.

"I told you, I'll give you the latest Pokédex. If you don't, I'll expose the video of you getting up in the middle of the night to secretly go to the bathroom."

Zhao Gou threatened in a dark voice, as if he believed it or not.

"Fuck, didn't you delete it? Why is it still there?"

My deskmate looked at me with fear and worry, looking at Zhao Gou with ill intentions.

The two looked into each other's eyes and began a silent confrontation.

"Forget it, forget it, I'm afraid of you, just see for yourself."

The deskmate threw the 5.5-inch screen mobile phone to Zhao Gou dejectedly.

My deskmate was named Duan De, who was a loyal fan of Zhao Gou. One day he couldn't sleep after reading the Pokédex and went to the bathroom seven or eight times.

This is not important, what is important is that he was crying and howling while going to the bathroom.

Zhao Gou, who was too noisy to sleep, recorded his heroic appearance on his mobile phone and asked him to go to sleep peacefully.

Zhao Gou took his cell phone and looked at it curiously. It was a video of his own game, but it was accompanied by some text, which made it look very silly.

Finally, when he saw the video of his interview, the reporter's face turned green when he kept humbly talking about his luck.

In fact, it was the first time for Zhao Gou to be interviewed, so he felt a little nervous. He didn't pay attention to the reporter's expression at the time, but now he looks weird and a bit shabby.

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"When it comes to showing off, I, Lucario, would like to call you the strongest."

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"But, what he said seems to be the truth. If you don't believe me, watch the game video."

These troll netizens also turned themselves into emoticons.

Zhao Gousheng lay on the table helplessly. Although he wanted to be famous but wasted money, he didn't do it in this way.

These people also infringed on my image rights. I wonder if they can compensate me for some money after the lawyer issued a warning letter.

Then he took a leisurely look at today's news, and saw something that horrified him:

Devin Technology has successfully developed fossil Pokémon resurrection technology and successfully resurrected a fossil pterosaur.

The Kanto Alliance and the Chengdu Alliance joined forces to destroy Team Rocket, the largest evil organization, but the true identity of its leader was not revealed.

The satellite Red Star [-] photographed a cyan dragon creature in the atmosphere, successfully proving that the Eastern dragon is not a legend

And the people who commented below all looked like they were used to it.

Because when Zhao Gougang traveled to the Pokémon world, he specifically searched for information on the Kanto Alliance, Chengdu Alliance, etc. in order to confirm the time and space he traveled through, but it showed that Qianxun did not include these entries.

Have I traveled through time, or am I still awake?

"How many evolutionary forms of Eevee are there?"

Zhao Gou suddenly asked Duan De.

"Currently, there are 8 evolutionary forms of Ibrahimovic, but research shows that Ibrahimovic's genes are highly adaptable. Theoretically, Ibrahimovic can have 17 evolutionary forms.

You are stupid, this is a college entrance examination question every year, and you actually ask me."

Duan De looked at him as if he were a fool.

"It's not about whether you will immediately return the knowledge to the teacher after you have just finished the college entrance examination."

Zhao Gou pretended to be calm, but he kept roaring in his heart.

The answer to this year's college entrance examination is that Ibrahimovic has 5 evolutionary types, and two of them were discovered by Zhao Gou after he traveled through time.

Because he wanted to publish an article about the evolution of Ibrahimovic and become a researcher, but the result was nothing.

The diverse evolution of Ibrahimovic has been proposed in the last century, and many people have opportunistically exploited it in this way. Therefore, the paper submitted by Zhao Gou, who had no experimental data or samples, was considered to be a scam.

"Give me back the phone."

Duan De said as if he didn't believe it.

"Give."

Zhao Gou suddenly looked at the 5.5-inch screen mobile phone. He remembered that a few days ago he complained about not having mobile phone payment, but now the mobile phones have 5.5-inch screens.

Zhao Gou silently took out the semi-smartphone with a 3.5-inch screen in his pocket and sighed, why did everyone else change their phones but not mine?

Everyone else is weirdly integrated into the timeline, but I can detect the changes in this world.

Is this the Kexue world or the Pokémon world?

"Today is Monday, tomorrow is what day of the week"

"Tomorrow is Tuesday."

"Wrong, tomorrow is Friday."

"Ring bell bell."

The class started.

The instructor walked into the classroom and said: "Students, please open Lesson [-]: Moo Niu's postpartum care."

Finally, it was noon. Zhao Gou, who was physically and mentally exhausted and wanted to rest in the dormitory, was stopped by Duan De.

"Let's have an elf battle."

Duan De released an Iron Curtain Warrior, looking like a bird eager to try.

"Forget it, I'm not in the mood, let's do it next time."

Zhao Gou waved his hand feebly and walked towards the dormitory.

"Pickup, pickup." Private Marseille.

Pikachu saw that Zhao Gou was not in good condition, so he quickly apologized to Duan De, and then followed Zhao Gou's footsteps.

There are three major classes in the university a day, one cultural class, one professional class and one practical class.

Each large class has two small classes, each of 45 minutes, with a 15-minute break in between.

Class time: 8:15 to 12:00 in the morning

14:15 to 16:00 pm

16:00 to 18:00 Club activities