I don't have golden fingers, I just want to be a salted fish

The commentator said enthusiastically: "Oh my god, what did we see?"

Fighting against attributes, Pikachu actually knocked down King Sandman without any damage, but this is not the point. The point is that Pikachu can actually learn the skills of the fairy type. What is the principle of this? Can any knowledgeable scholar come up and explain it? "

referee:

"10,

9,

1,

0.

Chuanshan Wang lost the ability to fight.

Congratulations to player Zhao Gou for this victory. Please prepare for the next group of players. "

After hearing the referee's decision, the audience burst into warm cheers and applause.

Yang Yang said sourly: "Tsk, it's just a qualifying match, nothing special about it."

"This must be such good luck. I just knocked Chuanshan King unconscious. You don't even act like this in acting."

A melon-eater inexplicably revealed the truth.

Li Youshi hugged Togepi tightly and stared intently at Zhao Gou on the screen. Although she said nothing, the veins on her hands revealed that her mood was not as calm as it seemed.

Standing on the battle stage, Zhao Gou looked at the audience boiling like boiling water and thought to himself:

Maybe this is the charm of Elf Battle.

Day after day, I trained unremittingly and put in countless sweat and efforts, just for everyone's recognition and these sincere applause.

Just like a sudden rush to the street at a certain point, after get off work every day, dragging my exhausted body and writing until late at night, I happily refresh the rankings repeatedly every day, just for a small recommendation vote.

Or even a bad review can make them ecstatic.

Because this lets them know that their efforts are not in vain, and their carefully crafted words are still read.

So Zhao Gou made a major decision in his heart. He would continue to waste money.

Isn't it good to make bad money? It's simple and easy, why do you have to be a buster?

Doing less and getting more for nothing is the most simple and unpretentious pursuit of mankind.

Wang Yan reluctantly put away the elf and walked to the midfield to shake hands with Zhao Gou and said unhappily: "Congratulations."

Zhao Gou said with a smile: "It's all luck, it's all luck."

"Pickup, pickup."

I, Uzumaki Naruto, am the best.

Pikachu, standing on Zhao Goulian's shoulder, shouted with high spirits.

In the lounge, Pikachu slumped on the sofa like an old man, happily drinking the energy drink sponsored by the organizer.

Zhao Gou massaged Pikachu carefully like a servant.

Next to her, Li Youshi held Togepi in her arms and hesitated to speak. She opened her mouth several times but was speechless, so she had to turn a thousand words into one sentence:

"Next game, keep working hard."

After finishing speaking, she fidgeted and glanced at Zhao Gou from time to time, and looked down at her shoes from time to time.

"Well, I will work hard with you here."

Zhao Gou thought happily that he was so lucky today that he didn't know how to lose no matter how hard he played.

After hearing Zhao Gou's words, Li Youshi's heart thumped around like a frightened deer.

What should I do, what should I do? I’m so shy that I don’t even dare to look at you.

Zhao Gou didn't notice anything unusual about Li Youshi, because there was another battle later, so after giving Pikachu a massage, he lay down on the sofa and closed his eyes to rest.

"We invite contestants Zhao Gou and Tian Zhi to come on stage."

When he heard the broadcast this time, Zhao Gou no longer felt nervous and uneasy like the first time, because I was sure to win no matter how much he played before.

on the battlefield.

"Go on, Pikachu."

Zhao Gou had a feeling in his heart that I have Admiral Naruto and the enemy will come up and die soon, so he took the lead in releasing Pikachu.

"Pickup, pickup."

You are all traitors, look at me, Uzumaki Naruto, I will give you a defeat.

Pikachu put his hands in his pockets and walked into the field with steps as if no one else was watching.

"Come out, Flower Fairy."

Tian Zhi released Ivysaur and thought disdainfully in his heart: "It's just a scumbag who relied on luck to win a victory. I have 36 styles of vine whip binding taught by Mr. Zhao, 72 styles of flying leaf sharp knives, and the essence of hundreds of masters. How can I be afraid of nameless people like you if I am using the tactics of guarding against poison?

You rotten bastards should be the stepping stone for me to become famous.

But why does this man look a bit like Mr. Zhao?

Forget it, Mr. Zhao looks so masculine and manly, how can it be compared to a sissy?

I don’t know if this sissy can play basketball. "

When Zhao Gou heard the name Hua Xianzi, he cried out in his heart. Wasn't he said to have bad luck?

Why is he an inverse attribute again, and he is still an old gentleman who has watched my video? God, can’t you let me show off my pussy for once?

"Flower fairy, use parasitic seeds."

Following Tian Zhi's command, several seeds flew out from the buds of Ivysaur and wrapped around Pikachu.

"Naruto, soft boxing, acupuncture."

Faced with this disgusting style of play, Zhao Gou had no choice but to fight Tian Zhi head-on.

Pikachu gathered the electric energy in his hands, and with a flash of lightning, he hit Ivysaur.

Soft Fist is a variant of electromagnetic wave tapping on acupoints. Compared with paralysis that only works occasionally, the more acupoints tapped, the higher the chance of paralysis. Pikachu can also take the initiative to paralyze the opponent.

Because of the soft fist method, the principle of acupuncture is to drive electric energy into the Pokémon's body. When the electric energy in the opponent's Pokémon accumulates to a certain extent, Pikachu can use the principle of magnets to actively release the electric energy in the opponent's body. Rampage, resulting in paralysis.

"Flower Fairy, use poison."

Ivysaur spit out a line of black mucus from its mouth, but Bulbasaur stiffened at the critical moment, causing the venom to miss Pikachu.

Zhao Gou, who was originally afraid that Pikachu's physical strength would decline too quickly after being hit by the poison, felt cruel and fought hard. Wealth and wealth depend on fate, and life and death depend on heaven. He said resolutely: "Naruto, the art of multiple shadow clones."

The art of multiple shadow clones is the basis of the art of shadow clones. Increase the electrical energy and turn multiple clones into energy clones. With the art of shadow clones, it is true and false, which makes people confused.

"Pickup, pickup."

Ninja techniques, the art of multiple shadow clones, I'm going to do it.

Pikachu made a seal gesture, his momentum changed, and the BGM of Water Light Samurai seemed to be heard around him.

Drink, ha, dong dong dong

"Flower Fairy, take root and spread the venom around. As long as it attacks, it will be infected by the venom on its path."

Tian Zhi said eloquently.

A large number of Pikachu constantly collided with Ivysaur, leaving it scarred, but it was quickly restored by the parasitic seeds and the vitality absorbed by the roots.

"Flower Fairy, use the Flying Leaf Blade."

Ivysaur's body has countless leaves flying around, quickly harvesting Pikachu's afterimage like a flying knife.

After cleaning up the afterimage of Pikachu, there was no sign of Pikachu on the ground.

Tian Zhi actually had everything under control and said: "Do you think I would be unprepared for the same move?

Flower Fairy, use guard directly above. "

The huge protective cover had just blocked Pikachu's charming voice.

However, there was no violent collision like the previous game.

"Naruto, there was a flash of electromagnetic surrounding lightning."

Zhao Gou ordered Pikachu high in the sky.

"Flower Fairy, continue to use guardianship."

However, Tian Zhi's order did not take effect because Ivysaur was paralyzed.

The electric current wrapped around Pikachu, which carried huge gravitational potential energy and converted it into kinetic energy, crackled and knocked Bulbasaur away suddenly.

With nowhere to rely on in the air, Bulbasaur planned to use a vine whip to stabilize its figure, but how could Zhao Gou give it such a chance.

"Naruto, Naruto combo."

Zhao Gou ordered without hesitation.

"Pickup, pickup."

Ninja technique, Naruto fired continuously.

Pikachu formed a seal with his hands, creating multiple clones, which continued to whip Bulbasaur like golden flashes of light.

"Naruto, it's time to end this."

Zhao Gou sighed when he saw Ivysaur, who was unable to hit the ground with a series of attacks like a monkey in poisonous milk powder. Sure enough, wearing the best equipment will result in the most severe beatings.

Because the two skills of poison and defense are more expensive.

"Pickup, pickup, pickup, pickup, pickup." The sound of vigorous exercise breathing

"boom."

After hearing Zhao Gou's order, Pikachu kept circling around Ivysaur. When Pikachu reached its fastest speed, it knocked Ivysaur unconscious with a sudden blow.

"Hu, hu, hu."

The intense and fast movement consumed a lot of Pikachu's physical energy, making it panting and breathing heavily.

Referee: “101.

Ivysaur fell to the ground and could not fight, and the winner was Zhao Gou. "

"Whoa"

The audience applauded again and again.

After Tian Zhi put away the Ivysaur, he suddenly felt the urge to cry.

Fighting against attributes, I actually lost to a pet Pokémon

Elf Hospital.

Although Pikachu did not suffer any major trauma, the highly poisonous gas that volatilizes into the air will still put a serious burden on Pikachu's respiratory system when it exercises vigorously, so Zhao Gou felt that it would be more appropriate to let the nurse handle it.

"Pikachu, is he okay?"

Li Youshi asked worriedly when she saw the scarred Pikachu that was hit by the Flying Leaf Knife.

"The doctor said that everything is fine. Although it looks scary, it's just some skin trauma, and it doesn't hurt any vital parts. It can be recovered after half a day's rest."

Zhao Gou repeated the doctor's original words.

"Poke, than~~"

Togepi jumped out of Li Youshi's arms and rubbed Pikachu's cheek affectionately with his little hands.

"Hahaha"

The ticklish Pikachu couldn't help but laugh when Togepi rubbed him.

Soon they rolled into a ball again and had a great time.

In the next battle, although they were all grass-type elves, they still easily won the battle with Zhao Gou's weird moves.

However, Zhao Gou was always physically and mentally exhausted from encountering counter-attribute battles.