I don't have golden fingers, I just want to be a salted fish

Zhao Gou came to Yunzhou University and said to Hu Di at the gate: "No. 2, the boys' dormitory of Campus 1919b."

Hu Di took out the instrument and said with telekinesis: "100 yuan per time, cash or credit card?"

Zhao Gou took out his wallet and mobile phone from his pocket, cursing in his mind that he didn't even have a mobile phone to pay, so he was really backward.

"Di, student card."

After Zhao Gou finished swiping his card, Hu put his hand on his shoulder. The world was spinning for a while, making Zhao Gou feel like he was motion sick, and he came to the door of Room 1919.

"We have arrived at our destination safely. Welcome to visit us next time."

After finishing his nonsense, he disappeared in the blink of an eye.

Because most people in the Pokémon world bring a few Pokémon with them, the student dormitories have one room per person.

Of course, if you have money, you can apply for a villa with servants and housekeepers, but obviously, Zhao Gou doesn't have one.

The room has an area of ​​more than 100 square meters, with two bedrooms, one living room and one bathroom. One of them is a gym. However, the gym is generally not for people. It is mainly for elves to release energy or maintain exercise.

Also, elves are strictly prohibited from using damaging skills in the dormitory. If he were like a certain teacher, Zhao Gou would have gone bankrupt.

The hall has been transformed into a live broadcast room by Zhao Gou.

Zhao Gou asked Pikachu to go to the gym to exercise by himself, while he took a shower, and then put on his makeup to look more masculine.

Zhao Gou put on a suit, tie, hair wax, and bronzed skin. All he needed to do was say, "Brothers are cute, let's start a group."

Then, turn on the live broadcast.

Zhao Gou said: "Let's play a little game today."

Barrage:

"No, childish."

"Boss Zhao, I want to watch Charmander, or maybe draw some pictures."

"Sorry, slip away."

Seeing so many people rejecting it, Zhao Gou ignored it.

Instead, he took out a drawing board with a humanoid lolita version of Pikachu and said: "When we were young, my mother taught us how to read, so she would take out the children's version of the Elf Illustrated Book, let us recognize the elf on it, and teach us to write its name. .

This is about reading through pictures.

One day, my mother took out the Pikachu illustrated book and asked me, who is this?

I said, yellow-skinned mouse. "

Barrage:

"Hahaha, God is such a yellow-skinned rat."

"Pikachu probably fainted in the toilet from crying."

"How can such a cute girl be a yellow-skinned mouse?"

Zhao Gouyou held up a three-no-girl version of Bulbasaur's drawing board and continued:

"Then, my mother took out the Bulbasaur illustrated book and asked me, who is this?

I said, garlic bastard. "

Barrage:

"From today on, I can no longer look directly at Garant and Bastard."

"It's wonderful, it's wonderful, it's just like, Bulbasaur eats Bulbasaur, it's as wonderful as Mickey Mouse's Magic House, it's as wonderful as home."

"Fuck, there's a talent upstairs."

"But I am uneducated, so I can only travel around the world with one word."

"Then, my mother got a little angry and took out Squirtle's picture book and asked, that's just a tortoise, what is this?

I said, this is because the turtle spitting water is afraid of harmony.

Finally, my mother slapped me angrily. "

Zhao Gou quickly changed to the drawing board of a trainer covered in mucus after being hit by Squirtle's water cannon.

Barrage:

"Squirtle: My water cannon can't be this sticky."

“Too many elements and no explanation.”

"Those who understand will naturally understand."

"I want to report it, purify the online environment, and bring harmony between you and me."

Zhao Gou took out a drawing board with a little girl covering her face and said aggrievedly: "However, this is a question for this year's college entrance examination. Look at the pictures and write an essay."

Barrage:

"Mom hit me again."

"Snap, snap, snap, don't stop."

"Why can you make a voice call upstairs?"

Zhao Gou took out a drawing board with a picture of a girl wearing a big red flower on her head and wearing dark green mid-length sleeves, knee-length waist-sculpting ancient-style women's clothing and said: "Okay, let's get into the theme now and look at the pictures and tell the story.

Wonderful frog flower

Attribute grass, poison

Rich characteristics

Hidden properties chlorophyll

One quiet night, a Bulbasaur named Flower Fairy walked alone in the grass.

Then, a water arrow turtle jumped out of the grass. "

A girl armed with double spears and water cannons, blue twin ponytails, and a blue sailor uniform confronted the flower fairy.

Barrage:

"This girl with two guns and two ponytails is so cool."

"Why does my Blastoise look like a fool?"

Zhao Gou showed the audience what fancy binding is, what the top ten tortures are, and what secrets must be told in the grass.

Barrage:

"I learned it, I learned it. So this is the legendary poison-guarding tactic."

"Mr. Zhao, how many binding methods do you know?"

"Anchor, when you dub, why does your voice have mosaics?"

"Thank you Xiyanglanlanyangmeiyangyang for sending me big words x1000"

"grateful"

"grateful"

Zhao Gou's story was coming to an end. He suddenly took out a rumble rock in the shape of a big man picking at his feet and said: "A rumble rock suddenly jumped out of the grass and used a self-destruction trick. As a result, the three elves died together."

It hits the nail on the head, and the effect is outstanding.

Barrage:

"Ah, my eyes."

"Ah I'm blind."

"Who uses the flash trick"

"What the hell is this? It scared me."

"Mom, I want to report that there is a bad guy who wants to take me to see the horned goldfish."

"The word "angle" is used in a subtle way."

Zhao Gou narrated the ending: "The sun has come out, and a new day has begun. The tree-lined path you yearn for is actually covered with white dew and morning frost every morning."

Barrage:

"God is so white with morning frost."

"Originally, my water-vomiting turtle had to use the water gun trick, but it turned out"

"The water-spitting turtle uses retraction into its shell."

"The turtle that spits water loses its ability to fight."

Zhao Gou saw that the time was almost up and said, "It's time to say goodbye again.

Also, the latest version of the Pokémon Pet Guide is now on the market. If there are students who like my work, they can click and buy it with Mr. Zhao paying for it during my exhibition.

I am a cute and charming anchor, Mr. Zhao. If you like me, you can follow me on the upper right corner of the screen~~"

Barrage:

"Scared me out, unblocked, unblocked."

"Return, return, return, don't pick your feet."

"Can anyone tell me what to do if I spit on the screen? I'll wait online. It's very urgent."

"The guy upstairs is a genius. Please tell me how big your psychological shadow is."

"Same request."

"Same request."

"Same request."

"1"

Zhao Gou ignored the netizen's sand sculpture, went offline, edited the video, and uploaded it.

As a frequent male anchor, Zhao Gou's live broadcast is not as popular as his popularity in the video area.

In the gym next door, Pikachu raised his right hand to look at his biceps. He felt that he was getting stronger again and nodded with satisfaction.