I don't have golden fingers, I just want to be a salted fish

At seven o'clock in the evening, Zhao Gou created a software called Bogaman.

Bogaman is the instant messaging software with the highest share in the Pokémon world.

Zhao Gou's heart was full of resentment, and he could only complain silently: "I am a great penguin, spanning two time and space, but I still can't get around you."

As an orphan, in order to improve his quality of life, Zhao Gou became a grandma in Pojaman's video.

In fact, Zhao Gou also thought about becoming a cartoonist at the beginning and bringing famous works from his previous life to the world of Pokémon, such as Aqua Samurai, Water Thief King Luffy, the Death God, and so on.

However, reality gave him a hard blow, because people in the Pokémon world seemed to be too deeply affected by Pokémon Battle, and people were not interested in the content of his creations.

If they were magically changed into Pokémon versions, it would be no less than rewriting a comic.

So in order to save this embarrassing situation, Zhao Gou used his mysterious skills from his previous life to transform everything into a girl.

Zhao Gou said that turning a Pokémon into a girl is much easier than turning it into a comic book Pokémon, and I have experience in this kind of thing.

Zhao went to the drawing board and was writing and drawing on it. A shy little lolita wearing orange-red clothes, with the characteristics of a small fire dragon, and teary eyes jumped on the paper.

Zhao Gou opened a software called Mengniang Software, scanned the drawing board with a scanner, and the 3D virtual image of Loli Charmander appeared on the computer.

This software was customized by Zhao Gou using his part-time job money to find seniors at the school.

Because of the advanced technology in the Pokémon world, he could easily master 3D modeling. As long as he designed and colored the image, he could create an avatar at any time.

Then I found a video of Charmander fighting on the Internet and covered its image with Loli Charmander.

Zhao Gou operated the background. When Charmander was hurt, he used a voice changer and a lolita tone, and said in a tantrum:

"No road race, no road race, no road race, horse deer, red deer and deer ヘ#"

When the little fire dragon is on the verge of death, he will say:

"Ah Yami Butterfly Σっ°Д°;っ"

Or said in a horrified tone:

"Perverted, perverted, perverted, perverted, pervert, you big pervert◣д◢"

Just when Zhao Gou was about to save the file, there was a sudden power outage.

"Naruto."

Zhao Gou shouted angrily, knowing that it must be Pikachu who did it.

"Naruto, use the flash skill."

Zhao Gou followed the light source and found Pikachu. At this time, it was leaning against the wall, with its ears folded and standing still, as if I knew I was wrong, please forgive me.

Zhao Gou knocked it on the head, letting it follow him quietly as a flashlight, and then found a tool to restore the circuit.

"Pickup, pickup." It's not my fault, it's just that the quality is so bad.

Pikachu shouted with aggrieved tone.

"Just stand still and use your flash skills until the battery runs out."

Zhao Gou didn't have a good way to deal with Pikachu who persisted despite repeated admonitions.

"Pickup, pickup."

Pikachu stood weakly aside and did not refute Zhao Gou's punishment.

"Ugh."

Helpless Zhao Gou thought to himself, "This is all my fault, all this is the fault of the Will of Fire."

When it was still Pichu, it always looked lost and listless because it was often stunned by itself.

Later, in order to regain its fighting spirit, Zhao Gou began to tell it the story of the Water Light Warrior.

As a result, its behavior became closer and closer to that of Uzumaki Naruto.

In order to skillfully control the energy in the body, I always train myself consciously.

Moreover, its recovery ability is so powerful that other Pikachus look exhausted after training and cannot recover for a long time.

However, it only needs to be charged for a few hours to regain its strength and look lively again.

So whenever its energy is exhausted, it will secretly find a power source to recharge, often causing trips or short circuits.

"Ugh."

Zhao Gou, who was afraid that high-intensity training would damage Pikachu's body, reluctantly took out a bottle of energy drink to help him replenish his physical strength.

Then he massaged it and performed a series of operations to relieve its muscle fatigue.

After working late into the night, Zhao Goosheng turned on his computer helplessly and began to re-produce the video.

The next day.

Zhao Gou and the dean were eating breakfast quietly, but the atmosphere seemed a little strange.

After finishing breakfast, Zhao Gou said: "Dean, I have some things to do at school, and I plan to go back to school later."

Zhao Gou came back this time mainly to visit the dean and thank him for taking care of him over the years.

Also, I can already make money, support orphans, and reduce the burden on the dean.

The dean took out a cigarette and lit it. After taking a puff, he said slowly: "Xiaojiu, I heard it at your door yesterday."

Then he took out a box of balloons and put it on the table, and said seriously: "Stop looking at those things, they are not good for your health.

But when a boy goes out, he must protect himself and don't kill anyone. "

After the dean finished speaking, he patted Zhao Gou on the shoulder, put his hands behind his back, and left calmly.

Zhao Gou looked at the things on the table and was about to cry. Can anyone tell me what the situation is like? Can you tell me if you can speak? Don't just say half of it.

Zhao Gou shouted in his heart, no, I'm not, I didn't, please listen to my explanation.

I'm just dubbing a voice. I don't know any of Sister Zhiling's characters.

At this moment he realized that he was going to become a celebrity.

Because in his previous life, many people who drew books were thrown into the street. As soon as he became famous, everyone would respectfully call him "teacher".

At that time, he can participate in various interviews and say, "I am an orphan family, I accidentally entered the live broadcast, I am not interested in money."

If you don't show your holiness in front of others, you are like a pearl left in the ocean; if you don't return your wealth and honor to your hometown, you are like walking at night in brocade clothes; if you can't pretend to be cool, what's the point of life.

"Pickup, pickup.`"

At this time, Naruto seemed to feel the changes in Zhao Gou, and a fire was burning in his heart.

"Lord, I feel the unyielding will in you. I will definitely make you the best trainer. I, Uzumaki Naruto, Pikachu's Ninja Way will do what I say one by one."

"Naruto."

Zhao Gou looked at Pikachu's determined eyes under Konoha's forehead protector, stretched out his fist and touched Pikachu's fist.

Zhao Gou was deeply moved. As expected of you, Uzumaki Naruto, come on, my dear friend, let us forge ahead on this thorny road.

With the strength of the good wind, send me to the blue sky.

Although Zhao Gou hasn't done it yet, he feels like he's swollen and even walking is floating.

Seeing Zhao Gou's arrogant pace, the dean muttered in his heart: "You didn't drink at all this morning, why are you so drunk?"