Elves' Heavenly Mission

"Hey, wake up, wake up, help me get some advice."

With a burst of shaking, Yun Ning woke up from sleep, after wiping the gum from the corners of his eyes, he skillfully searched for his glasses on the table with both hands.

"Are you going to work so soon?" Yun Ning thought in his mind. "I helped Lao Yang in the warehouse carry goods in the morning, but I was exhausted. I finally got to lie down and rest during my lunch break. I didn't expect that it would be time to go to work so soon. Alright." Just as he was thinking about it, he put on his glasses and focused his eyes, but found that something was not quite right about the environment he was in.

"Why am I not sleeping in the office of the technical department? This place doesn't look like the company's auditorium." Yun Ning found that the surrounding environment was familiar, but for a moment he couldn't remember where it was.An old Mediterranean man was giving a speech on the stage, and his strange Mandarin pronunciation seemed to have been heard somewhere before.Where is it? Yun Ning habitually touched his chin with his left hand. It was very smooth, and it couldn't be shaved by his 200 yuan razor.

"I'm asking you something, silly." The voice that just woke me up sounded again.

He turned around and looked, "I'm going, what the hell?" Yun Ning felt his heart skip a beat for 0.1 seconds, "Isn't this my junior high school classmate Su Zhizhan? Why is he still so young after so many years? Could it be that he ate immortality?" "Medicine" Yun Ning was a little confused, feeling that the whole world was no longer what he was familiar with.

"Why are you so scared? Hurry up and give me some advice," Su Zhizhan said.After saying that, he handed over the mobile phone in his hand. Yun Ning looked down and saw a cute...Ibrahimovic on the mobile phone.

"Why do you think Ibrahimovic looks so cute? He will definitely attract the attention of countless girls when he enters college in the future. This is a magical tool to pick up girls. Coupled with my handsome face, he will definitely be single at the speed of light." He said, Su Zhizhan's eyes sparkled, as if he had already seen a beautiful life in which he would be surrounded by countless girls wanting to hug Ibrahimovic.

"Wait, it's a bit confusing, let me sort it out." Yun Ning felt a little confused. This was Pokémon Su Zhizhan talking to me about Pokémon. When did he like to watch anime? He didn't always like to watch entertainment variety shows. ?

Also, what did he mean by what he said to me? I bought an Ibrahimovic toy and later used it to chase girls when I was in college. Would the girl think he was mentally retarded? His name was Zhizhan. He was originally Just retarded.But if you use an Ibrahimovic doll to chase girls, even if people don't think you are mentally retarded, they will still think it is childish. And chasing girls can only be done with a doll?

Yun Ning expressed some doubts. Thinking about his history of chasing girls over the years, he couldn't help but burst into tears.But what does he mean by "entering university in the future"? Aren't we already graduated at our age? Could it be that he has been admitted to graduate school?

"You mean...Eevee's...doll, you are going to use Eevee's doll to chase girls," Yun Ning asked with some uncertainty.

"What doll? Are you stupid?" Su Zhizhan looked at Yun Ning in surprise, "As soon as I fell asleep during the graduation ceremony, I fell asleep. The principal's Mandarin has such a powerful effect. No wonder our school has been at the bottom for so many years. It doesn't look like it. The students don't work hard, but the principal has a problem." After saying this, Su Zhizhan raised his head at a 45-degree angle and looked up at...the ceiling, with a look of compassion.

"No, I'm a little dizzy now. Can you explain it to me clearly?" Yun Ning pretended to be confused as if he had just woken up from sleep. At this time, he needed to collect more information. Yun Ning could now confirm that what happened to him Some strange things have happened, but you can’t just ask people, “Girl, what year is it now?” like in time-travel novels. Even a fool will find something wrong. Pretending to be dumb is what you should do now. , get some more information and understand the current situation.

"It seems that I really fell asleep." Su Zhizhan touched Yun Ning's forehead with his hand, "We are at the graduation ceremony now. As long as we get the diploma later, we can have our own elf. How about it, aren’t you very happy and excited?”

During the graduation ceremony, Yun Ning suddenly looked up. A banner with the words "Zhenxing High School Graduation Ceremony of 2015" hung on the beam above the podium. Yun Ning was in a trance for a while. Isn't 2015 already 2019? He had just graduated from college. I joined the technical department of a company as a technician. Why did the time return to 2015?

Just as he was thinking about it, the words of the old Mediterranean man on the stage floated into Yun Ning's ears: "Students, you must remember that appearance changes luck."

That's right, he was the principal in my high school period. That's right, there is no one else who can say that knowledge can change one's destiny as beauty can change one's destiny.This unique Mandarin pronunciation is the only one Yun Ning has encountered over the years.

Now Yun Ning is certain that he should have traveled through time, but the time traveling through time was not long, only four years.Yun Ning is trying hard to recall what major events will happen in the past four years to see if he can participate in it and make a fortune. Even if it doesn't work, he must recall the 2019 postgraduate examination questions so that he can successfully pass the exam after graduation. Studying for graduate school at a prestigious university.

"Why are you being stupid again? Is there anything interesting to see in the Mediterranean? Let's discuss our initial elves." Su Zhizhan's voice rang from his ears again.

"If Eevee doesn't work, you can consider Pichu, which is the same cute creature. However, Pichu can't control electricity well, and sometimes he will be shocked too. Then it will be bad for the girl. If that doesn't work, use Pikachu. It's practical. The sex is better than that of Eevee. At least Pikachu can charge the phone when it runs out of battery when going out. It is no problem to use it as a large power bank. Think about it, you meet a girl on the road and her phone runs out of battery. At this time, letting a cute creature like Pikachu come up to strike up a conversation will not only solve the girl's problem, but also attract the girl's attention. In this way, the chance of success will increase."

Su Zhizhan continued to immerse himself in his fantasy and couldn't extricate himself.

A call brought Yun Ning back to reality.

Isn't Eevee Pikachu a creature that only exists in games and anime? According to Su Zhizhan's words, these creatures do exist and can be raised by humans.

Could it be that it's wrong to have traveled to the world of Pokémon? My deskmate is my deskmate in high school, and the principal is the principal of high school.Yun Ning can be sure that he is still on the earth, but time has just changed.Maybe I need to continue to collect more information.

"Just Pikachu, Ibrahimovic is so expensive, can you afford it?" Yun Ning tried with some uncertainty.

This is Yun Ning's previous experience of playing Pokemon. Ibrahimovic basically has no wild ones, and they all need special means to obtain them. However, there are a large number of Pikachu distributed in the Viridian Forest.Moreover, Ibrahimovic's evolutionary type is also better than Pikachu's evolutionary type in terms of race value. Not only is it stronger, but the key is that Ibrahimovic has multiple evolutionary types, which are more flexible and can cope with various situations.

"Eevee is more expensive," Su Zhizhan said with some surprise, "Eevee and Pikachu are about the same price. Which one is more expensive? You don't even know the price of the elf?"

Yun Ning was a little surprised. Eevee is obviously rarer than Pikachu, and its evolved form is also more powerful. How come it is in the same price range as Pikachu? Although Pikachu can carry lightning beads to double its double attack, Pikachu is essentially a fragile Damn it, maybe the old migrant repairman's speed punch can be knocked out instantly.What's more, thunder beads are so easy to find. The difficulty of finding a thunder bead is not much different from the difficulty of getting an Eevee.

"Eevee's evolved form is obviously better than Raichu in terms of racial value. How can it be at the same price as Pikachu?" Yun Ning continued to ask tentatively.

"You... you... Your Majesty, King Yuntian, please accept my humble obeisance." Su Zhizhan's expression was extremely exaggerated. He turned around to face Yun Ning, bowed his hands, and faced Yun Ning. Bowed down. "I didn't expect that there is a person with lofty ideals next to me. It really makes me ashamed." After saying this, he wiped the non-existent sweat on his forehead.

"No, what do you mean?" Yun Ning was a little confused. He just talked about the pros and cons of Eevee and Pikachu. And, as for such a big reaction?

"You do not know"

"What do I know?"

"You really don't know you're not teasing me."

"Nonsense, hurry up, it makes me confused, it's fun, right?"

"No, you are really a weirdo. You are about to receive your first elf. You don't even know the common sense about elf." Su Zhizhan asked doubtfully. In his opinion, Yun Ning should not ask such a question. Just common sense questions.

"It's a common sense question." Yun Ning's heart skipped a beat, wondering if something was wrong with him. He could only pretend to be nonchalant and asked, "You're talking about the common sense written in the textbook."

Yun Ning made up her mind that if the other party said that these common senses were from textbooks, then she would say that she was a scumbag and did not learn well.If these are not the contents of the textbook, then it means that all my thoughts are spent on the textbook and I have no time to pay attention to extracurricular things.

"How could these things be written in the textbook?" Su Zhizhan said, "It seems that your thoughts are all on the textbook. The buying and selling prices of elves will not be written in the textbook. The textbook will only contain the characteristics of the elves. How could things like the evolution of racial values ​​and the sale of elves, which are not on the table, be written into textbooks? You know, the book says that we should use love to influence the elves and make them our partners, ha, say It sounds nice. To put it bluntly, isn't it just to use strength to conquer the elves? But the question is, how can we civilian families have the strength to conquer the elves? Cultivating elves requires a lot of resources. Without resources, the strength of elves is no different from ordinary animals. Little Lada may not be able to defeat ordinary mice without training."

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