Connor's Hogwarts

The Defense Against the Dark Arts class every year is always one of the most popular topics at the beginning of the school year.

This year is no exception, or even more so, because this year's new professor is a well-known "big star". There are all young wizards who are curious about this new Defense Against the Dark Arts class, or... are very much looking forward to it. .

Now the Defense Against the Dark Arts classroom has changed another decoration style. Lockhart built a spiral staircase for himself in the classroom. There is a platform in the middle of the staircase, and a huge personal portrait of him is hung on the wall of the platform.

Being able to turn a good podium into a talent show stage, to a certain extent, I really have to admit that Lockhart is a talent...

But no matter how unharmonious this classroom is, it is still better than last year's garlic-smelling classroom.

As cruel as it sounds, the truth is that very few students really miss our poor Professor Quirrell.

"I, Gilderoy Lockhart..."

The little wizards raised their heads and saw two shining teeth.

Lockhart leaned on the wall with one hand, and showed his signature smile to the students in unison with the painting. He began to introduce himself:

"A third-class recipient of the Order of Merlin, an honorary member of the Anti-Dark Arts Alliance, and a five-time winner of the Most Charming Smile Award. Of course, I won't talk about it. After all, I didn't win the friendship of the Tibetan Snowman by smiling."

There were a few sporadic laughs in the classroom, it was a knowing smile from someone who knew that Lockhart had said a line that was almost the same as yesterday.

"Of course, there is another classmate in our class who has achieved achievements that are not inferior to mine." Lockhart smiled and glanced at the students below. He found Connor at a glance and gave him a "sympathizing" smile, and then and continued to brag about his great achievements.

Roger pulled Connor: "Didn't you say that others can't see you?"

"It's just to reduce the sense of presence. It's not really invisible. I'm here. If you search carefully, you will definitely find it." Connor explained in a low voice. In fact, he was also surprised by Lockhart's sensitivity. He immediately realized that this professor was definitely not weak.

Cedric said furtively on the other side: "Connor, Connor... look over there..."

Connor glanced at his side and rear as he said, but there was nothing but two or three beautiful girls.

"What's wrong"

"Emily has been staring at you just now. She has been staring at you since you entered the classroom. Your ring doesn't seem to work on her..." Cedric said with a strange smile.

Ever since Emily performed the feat of publicly reading Connor's "schedule" at a fraternity meeting last semester, she has gained the label of "Connor fan" in the fraternity.

Everyone understands the matter between men and women. Now there are several girls in the fraternity who like Connor openly or semi-openly. Everyone is happy to watch the show. The gossip culture in this so-called elite circle is also the slightest bit. Not weak.

"It's normal. I've said that the ring is not really invisible." Connor replied in a calm tone of stating the facts.

Of course he knew that there were many poor girls who fell in love with their sinful self. They all fell in love with people they shouldn't love.

But it is a pity that in my life, I am no worse than a human being, except paper people.

"Before we officially start class, let's do a little test..."

"Come on, come on, these ten points, I'm determined." Cedric was eager to give it a try. It seemed that he was determined to be a sub-slave.

"..."

Connor looked at the test paper in front of him that was filled with such silly questions and fell into deep thought. Why should I suffer like this because of Harry's stick?

Half an hour later, when the paper was collected, Lockhart commented while flipping through it: "It seems that the students have studied my work very thoroughly. They have basically answered the questions correctly. There are also a few students who seem to have answered the questions correctly. Not bad..."

Cedric puffed up his chest and smiled, and then he saw Lockhart put the test paper away and put it away.

Obviously he wanted to take it back and "correct" it.

"Then let's start class now..."

"..."

Just...that's it. Bonus points. Bonus points. Professor, have you forgotten something? Suddenly there were a few pairs of blank and empty eyes in the classroom.

"So, back to the subject, as your Defense Against Dark Arts professor, my mission is to teach you to resist the most evil and dark creatures in the magic world." Lockhart raised his hands in the air, full of momentum: "Of course, maybe you have also heard that I Pitching Year [-] kids against Cornish elves yesterday..."

There was a burst of laughter in the classroom. Cornish elves are small iron blue magical creatures. They are very naughty and like to do all kinds of mischief, but they are not dangerous at all. They are easy to subdue, but everyone knows that Well, our Professor Lockhart was easily "overpowered" yesterday, and in the end it was the students who cleaned up the mess.

"...But that's just a quiz for second graders. You are fourth graders, so of course I can't use elves to fool you..."

The little wizards stopped smiling. Some had solemn expressions, and some looked expectant. Could it be that the professor was just "letting go" to the second-grade brats yesterday? In fact, he was still the legendary Gilderoy.

Then under the complicated looks of the little wizards, Lockhart took out a Lake magic TV set from under the podium.

Lockhart took out his wand and tapped the small TV, and then the small TV began to flatten, grow bigger and lengthen, and finally became a huge screen hanging on the side wall of the classroom.

Under Connor's dull gaze, Lockhart once again showed his eight dazzling teeth:

"Now, take out our textbooks. Today I will teach you how to deal with evil female ghosts. First, let's watch a video modified based on my personal experience..."

Okay, okay, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, good, fellow, this Lockhart is really a talent.

Connor hadn't been so surprised for a long time, and he never thought that Lockhart could bring him such a surprise.

You know, he came to class with the intention of watching a joke, but he was actually taught a lesson.

Connor hasn't invented the magic computer yet, but Lockhart has already thought so far ahead that he has arranged new media teaching for you, and... isn't this just a movie? It turns out that memory magic can do this to this extent. In the future, wouldn’t wizards be able to make modifications based on imagination and memory alone, and make a movie by themselves?

This...is another way to get rich.

Whoever tells me Lockhart is a loser from now on will be the one I care about. He is a genius.

Connor's eyes suddenly turned red.

Lockhart began to play his adventure memory from the No. 1 perspective, and then sat down to drink tea while humming a song. He also took great pains to complete the task of Dumbledore, the "party A's father", and he had to express himself I still want the students to learn something despite my incompetence. Isn’t this bullying me, an honest person?

Lockhart's original plan was to let these little bastards memorize all his works. After all, although the protagonist of the adventure is not him, at least the story is true. As for how much they can learn, it depends on the nature of the students. Anyway, Deng Breedo, you're going to be so heartbroken, why should I do my best for a bunch of brats?

But then Lockhart had an idea and decided that he might as well try dying.

Although he is destined to die socially after this school year, people are forgetful, and the most unreliable thing in people is memory. Lockhart, who is good at playing with memory, knows this best.

As long as his crimes are not proven, he can find a way to disappear for a few years after this school year. After Dumbledore no longer cares about this little person like him, he can come back to the world and become a good man again.

So Lockhart came up with video teaching, a teaching method that could perfectly complete Dumbledore's tasks without leaving any clues.

All he had to do was stand here and play videos to these little bastards every day, and he could just get paid and goof around without doing anything. For a moment, Lockhart thought it would be good to stay here and be a professor.

Thinking of this, Lockhart shook his legs involuntarily, showing a satisfied smile on his face.

Then he suddenly felt a fiery gaze from a student in the classroom.

He found that the talented junior Connor was not watching the video, but was looking at him with burning eyes, as if he wanted to eat him.

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