Connor's Hogwarts

Hogwarts Magic Pattern Laboratory released the scroll magic model, causing a earthquake in the magic research world

The Ministry of Magic publicly awarded the Hogwarts Pattern Laboratory the Order of Merlin, Third Class.

A member of the Wizards Association said: Scroll magic may lead to a new era of magic

The youngest third-year student to receive the Order of Merlin deciphers scroll magic. Is he a genius or does he have a hidden secret?

The shady story of the magic research world, the corruption of the Ministry of Magic, and the academic circle corrupted by Jin Gallon

"Hey, Bob, your eldest son is making headlines again."

In Hogsmeade Village, the branch of Lake Experience Store, everyone in the store has a copy of the Daily Prophet. Everywhere is noisy and full of joy.

Today's newspapers are full of reports about the news that Connor Lake, the eldest son of the Lake family, won the third-class Order of Merlin.

If they didn't believe that the Daily Prophet would not report outrageous fake news, everyone would have thought it was an April Fool's Day show.

After all, it is indeed a bit magical that a little wizard who is in the third grade has won the Order of Merlin, which most people would never dare to imagine.

Bob licked his wine glass and smiled honestly: "Everyone knows Master Connor's strength. Winning the Medal of Merlin is not too much."

"Hahaha, I have a story. It's true. Didn't you read it carefully? It was written in the newspaper. It's very clear how the young master of the Lake family got this medal."

"I understand, I understand. What else don't you understand? Let me see, this Merlin Medal is only worth tens of thousands of gold galleons."

"Hey, this brother is a sensible man. He tells the truth. I love him."

"Ha, do you really think that the young master bought this medal? No, no, no."

"Why do you gamers just hang out at old Lake's house every day? The Lake's family eats your rice. Without the Lake's family, you play with your monster cards."

"Hey, taste carefully. This brother is still a guard. This is all he can wash."

"Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Connor, I will always be my God. Congratulations to the young master for winning, cheers."

"cheers"

I don’t know since when, the customers who frequented the branch of the experience store guarded by Old Bob began to stop speaking human words.

Looking at the blind fools in the store who had learned some yin and yang skills from him, Bob maintained a hearty smile on his face, but his thoughts began to wander.

Why on earth is this happening? We were all good comrades in the beginning, so why are we all starting to act like comrades now? Why on earth?

Forget it, never mind, people who talk in weird ways are more or less suffering from cerebral palsy. It’s really funny.

"Not only are new cards on sale today, but there is also a new version of Facebook. You are welcome to order." Bob smiled honestly, his bald head shining.

“What new features has Facebook updated this time?”

"There are advertisements on the big screen, can't you see them?"

On the huge screen placed obliquely above the big bald head, there is an advertisement with the characteristics of the Lake family:

"Lake's exclusive product is about to be launched. The new world series Facebook will take you to experience a new social experience. Multi-screen integration, no need to turn pages; the size can be adjusted with just one hand. The new text conversation function allows your letters to be conveyed face-to-face and supports multiple people at the same time. Communicate on the same screen, come and create a group chat and chat happily with your family and friends.”

"The brand new version will be released on April 98th. For only [-] silver coins, you can take the new version of Facebook home with you. If you participate in the pre-order now, you will receive exquisite small gifts. It's first come, first served. While stocks last, come and grab it."

"Hey Bob, what's so special about this new Facebook? I didn't understand the ad." An old drunkard asked while sitting at the bar and cracking melon seeds.

"I happen to have a sample here, come and take a look." Bob smiled and took out a palm-sized book and handed it to the old drunkard.

"Why is Facebook so small and smaller than my face? How can you talk?" the old drunkard yelled.

"The new version of Facebook has solidified the enlargement and reduction spells and can automatically adjust the size. This is the smallest state." Bob said with a smile.

"Hey, this is a good feature." The old drunkard took the little Facebook and was about to open it. He was surprised when he said, "Well, why does this Facebook only have one cover and no pages?"

Bob explained with a smile: "Didn't you read the advertisement that it is integrated? All the sub-mirrors can be displayed on the home page. We only need to put other people's mirrors into it and it can be displayed directly on the home page. No need to bother turning pages.”

Bob demonstrated while talking. He turned Facebook to his back, clicked it with his wand, and opened the "back cover" of Facebook. He saw a bunch of small lenses divided into stamp-sized lenses inside. He took out Open another Facebook, repeat the operation, replace the small lens, and then close the back cover of Facebook.

"Look, it's done now, every new Facebook has [-] slots for the little lenses, just swap the little lenses"

Bob turned Facebook over again, revealing the front, and a little fox appeared on the smooth mirror surface. The little fox said, "Master, there is only one contact in your address book, let's make more friends~"

"Number the contact as No. [-], and initiate a communication with No. [-]." Bob said to the little fox.

"Yes, master, No. [-] has been numbered, and Mira is calling No. [-] for you."

Bob threw another Facebook to the enthusiastic drunkard and said with a smile: "That's it, try it."

"Hey, this new Facebook is quite interesting." The drunkard took the Facebook and opened the cover to find a little fox that looked similar to him, baring his teeth and shouting: "Contact No. [-] has sent a communication invitation. Will the owner answer it?"

"Answer."

Then the other's face appeared on their Facebook pages at the same time.

"Cool~ This new Facebook is a lot more convenient, but five gold galleons is too expensive. The Facebook I have now was bought half a year ago." The drunkard shook his head: "I'll try it next time. Buy it, your Lake products are updated too quickly."

Bob smiled: "Don't worry, there are new functions, Mira, switch to the text conversation mode."

Before the old drunkard could react, the Facebook screen in front of him suddenly changed to a parchment page. A white fox appeared in the upper left corner, and a string of text appeared on its long tail:

"This is" before the old drunkard finished speaking, he saw a fox appearing on the lower right side of the fox on the mirror, and text was also displayed on its tail:

Bob smiled broadly: "As you can see, he can turn my voice into text and send it out. Of course, if you don't want to speak with your mouth, you can also write it by hand."

Bob used his hand as a pen to write on the mirror, and then the old drunkard also saw Bob’s ugly handwriting on his Facebook:

"Wow, I have to say, I'm a little excited."

Bob's smile became brighter: "The new version of Facebook also supports multiple people chatting online at the same time."

"Hey, it's only six gold galleons. I bought it."

The drunkard turned around and realized that a large circle of people had surrounded him.

"Bob, I bought this new Facebook. It's six gold galleons."

"This is just a trial product, we are only accepting pre-orders now, and it will be officially released in three days"

"Hey, this is too much. Can I buy this trial product? I don't want to wait for three days."

"Hey, go ahead and book me a copy Bob"

"I want it too, I want it too"

Bob was laughing so hard that he couldn't close his mouth. You guys, you guys, had a great time scolding each other, but in the end, you still had to rush to buy Master Connor's products.

Bob raised his hands and said with a smile: "Don't worry, don't rush, those who want to pre-order line up, come one by one."

Post it first and then revise it, there will probably be another chapter tonight