Douluo's leisurely life
Chapter 3 Squinting is a monster
Ling Feng looked at the narrow-eyed teacher.
According to the second law of nonsense, anyone with narrow eyes is a monster.
Ling Feng firmly believed in this.
This is a theorem that I have watched countless anime and calculated by countless seniors.
Should we kill him first? Ling Feng thought to himself, silently remembering the narrow eyes in his heart.
As expected.
There's something wrong with this guy
He actually opened his mouth to speak
"This is given free of charge by the college. You live in room seven of the dormitory building," he said with narrowed eyes.
He stretched out his hand and handed them two sets of school uniforms.
Ling Feng stared at his hand.
No, there is definitely something wrong with this squinting.
Ling Feng paused time instantly.
"Aba Aba."
Ling Feng looked at his narrowed eyes and slightly opened mouth, as if he was about to say something.Humph, what else do you want to say, you bad old man, you are very bad.
Ling Feng acted like a purifier on the college uniforms, and then added the ability to be immune to negative effects, making the two school uniforms sparkle with gold.
Ling Feng nodded with satisfaction.
After thinking about it, he waved his right hand and directly covered his breath, as if it had never happened. It looked like a plain college uniform.
Time is back.
"Okay, that's it, you go." The man narrowed his eyes and seemed to glance at Tang Shan again.
Ling Feng followed Tang Shan and left as if nothing had happened, but he kept paying attention to this place.
He knew that there was an evil soul master, but that vague gaze couldn't hide from him.
After a while, we were almost in room seven of the dormitory building.
But every move in the office was in Ling Feng's eyes.
I saw the squinting face with red eyes and said to another instructor: "Have you seen that little girl?"
Ling Feng thought to himself, there are indeed no exceptions to this nonsense rule.Just when I was thinking about killing it directly, I heard it.
"As cute as my daughter. I haven't seen my daughter for a long time. I miss her so much." He squinted and scratched his hair.
Another instructor listened, but took it for granted, and handed him a pair of glasses, "Next time you put on your glasses, can you have such a lovely daughter? You are here, made out of nothing, secretly made, and imagined out of thin air."
"Besides, we haven't seen each other for half a day. It sounds like we haven't seen each other for several years. How about exaggerating?"
""
So what did I just do?
Ling Feng scratched his head.
He is actually a daughter-in-law, and he can be considered half a monster.
He shook his head and walked towards Qishe. The door of Qishe opened automatically, as if to welcome Ling Feng and Tang Shan.
Everyone in Room [-] was stunned when they saw Tang Shan, but a classmate in the dormitory just wanted to take action.
Ling Feng slapped him against the wall, then walked towards the human-shaped pit and pulled him down: "You are Wang Sheng, the boss of Qishe. I know you. If nothing happens, don't bother me."
After saying that, he walked inside. Tang Shan looked at it and followed him as he was surprised.
Although Ling Feng slapped him away, Wang Sheng stood up quickly, knowing that Ling Feng had already shown mercy.
"The rule of Qishe is that whoever has the strongest fist is the boss. Thank you for keeping your hand just now. From now on, you will be our boss."
Ling Feng nodded: Why did he feel like he was seeing elementary school students fighting?
"Is this Qishe?" A clear and pleasant voice sounded from the door.
I saw one head wearing rabbit ears and a ponytail. Under the long and slightly curled eyelashes, there are a pair of clear eyes like morning dew. She is wearing a pink dress, with a small bunny backpack on her waist and a pink handheld bag. The little girl with a small bag stood at the door.
Ling Feng turned around and looked, "Hey, isn't this Xiao Wu?" He turned around and looked at Tang Shan. They both seemed to see a pot of lilies.
Several other people in the dormitory were stunned.
Wang Sheng walked up to Ling Feng and said, "Boss, why don't you go and give her a blow?"
Ling Feng curled his lips without raising his head: "You are teaching me how to do things."
Wang Sheng was shocked and immediately stepped aside and stopped talking.
He was well aware of Ling Feng's skills. He didn't know what happened just now when a slap appeared on his face.
Otherwise, according to his character, he would have to continue fighting and compete to determine the position of the boss. Knowing how powerful Ling Feng is, he would also admit that he is the boss.
"This is Qishe. Hello, my name is Ling Feng and her name is Tang Shan." Ling Feng pointed at Tang Shan.
"Hello, my name is Xiao Wu, Dancing Wu." Xiao Wu held her right hand with her left hand and put it behind her back.
Tang Shan looked at Xiao Wu and asked, "What is your martial spirit?" After all, they were the only two girls in the dormitory, so they were particularly close.
Xiao Wu thought for a while and pointed to the rabbit ears on her head: "My martial spirit is a rabbit, and yours?"
Tang Shan smiled: "I am Wuhun and I am Lan Yincao. We are really destined."
"You're so funny. Then I just want to restrain you. The rabbit eats grass." Xiao Wu patted Tang Shan on the shoulder.
Tang Shan grabbed Xiao Wu's hand that patted her shoulder: "This is different. They say rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. We are still in the same dormitory, so it doesn't count as restraint."
Xiao Wu said arrogantly: "Humph, it doesn't matter what you say, let's try to learn from each other."
Seeing this, Ling Feng shook his head. If it was really Tang San, Xiao Wu could have taken him by surprise and won.
But Tang Shan is different. Although she doesn't know where the power fluctuations in her body belong, it is definitely several times stronger than this world.
Even though the power is sealed, it has been nourishing Tang Shan's body, agility, strength, mental strength and other aspects.
In other words, her body is always in an enhanced state.
"Okay then." Tang Shan thought about whether to let her go.
Xiao Wu took a lunge and ran over at an extremely fast speed, raising her right foot high and kicking it horizontally.
Tang Shan blocked Xiao Wu's attack with her right hand and tried to grab Xiao Wu's ankle.He wanted to throw Xiao Wu out, but his hand slipped.
Immediately afterwards, Xiaowu Tikong's leg moved horizontally and was already on Tang Shan's shoulder.
The two sides fought back and forth, and Xiao Wu was pushed back to the wall. She stepped on the wall and used the strength to fly over.
Tang Shan threw out a punch, but was caught by Xiao Wu. With a series of smooth movements, he grabbed Tang Shan's hands and spun them downwards, seemingly about to kick Tang Shan in the abdomen.
Tang Shan's eyes narrowed and she stamped her left foot hard on the ground, causing both of them to roll over at the same time.
The two of them struggled in the air, completely forgetting that there was an aisle between them and beds on both sides.
A duang sound
There was sudden silence.
Eighty-nine pairs of eyes were staring at the bed on the right side of the aisle.
This is the rhythm of making things happen.
Seeing Tang Shan grabbing Xiao Wu's hands and pressing them on the bed, she herself was also pressing on Xiao Wu's body.
Ling Feng patted his forehead, and even hit the bed during the fight.
I didn't use prophecy either. Could it be that this is the so-called crow's mouth.
There was an extremely ambiguous atmosphere, and Tang Shan and Xiao Wu blushed.
Tang Shan turned around and said, "I think I won."
"Ah."
Xiao Wu responded with a mosquito-like voice.
Tang Shan stood up quickly.
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
Narrow eyes came in with two quilts.
Although Ling Feng was not as hostile to him as before, he still remained vigilant.
Narrowing his eyes and keeping a straight face, he walked up to Ling Feng and seemed to be looking at him.
At least Ling Feng felt like he was looking at him with narrowed eyes, "This is the quilt that Master asked me to bring you."
Ling Feng inexplicably wondered if he was in this state because he didn't open his eyes on purpose. It was just a crack.
Maybe it’s a genetic problem with small eyes?
Good guy, if this were in Blue Star, it would be a magical skill. How many students dream of it, and they no longer have to worry about being punished for standing.
Ling Feng took the quilt, said a few words with narrowed eyes, hummed, and turned around to leave.
Seeing this, Ling Feng tilted his head
"Brother Feng, why did you just imitate him?" Tang Shan looked at Ling Feng and asked.
"Have you?" Ling Feng blinked.
"Of course. You kept a straight face before he came in, as if you owed him [-] gold soul coins." Tang Shan rolled her eyes.
I said why he kept a straight face when he came in, so that’s what happened.
"Ahem, I'm not trying to learn. I want him to experience what it's like to find a close friend and not have to bear the gossip of others alone." Ling Feng felt very embarrassed.
Tang Shan's face was full of disbelief: "You think I am a three-year-old child?"
Ling Feng was a little speechless. Is there any difference between three and six years old?
Hey, why are the children here so precocious?
You must know that in some parts of the world, children as young as six or seven are still playing with urine and mud.
"Here is a quilt for you."
Ling Feng handed out a quilt and turned to look at Xiao Wu who looked innocent.
He turned around and left, found a bed against the wall, put down his bedding, then lay down on his side with his head in his hands, looking at Tang Shan and the others as if they were watching a good show.
Xiao Wu didn't bring a bedding. She blinked her big eyes and her eyes lit up when she saw Tang Shan, "Tang Shan, let's connect the beds together. How about we build one?"
"Well, that's okay." They are all women, so what does it matter, Tang Shan thought.
It's dinner time.
Qishe and others came to the college cafeteria together.
"It's so big," Xiao Wu said in surprise.
"This cafeteria is large enough to accommodate more than 300 students and teachers in the college to eat together. It is certainly big." Wang Sheng explained.
Ling Feng looked around: It's okay.
Just as he was about to go in to eat, there was a harsh sound from the edge of the second floor.
"Hey, isn't this Wang Sheng's gang of poor people? Poor people are poor people. I'm afraid they will never be able to eat on the second floor."
Yes, here comes an experience baby.
Although Ling Feng and Tang Shan had become rich because of Ling Feng's relationship, they did not sign up as work-study students.
But like several other students from Qishe, he entered Notting City Junior Soul Master Academy as a civilian student.
Everyone raised their heads and looked up. Xiao Wu pointed out the young boy and said back, "Who are you? What's so great about the second floor?"
Wang Sheng explained: "The second floor is a place where you can order and eat alone. We really can't afford it."
"That was before. Do you think I, your boss, am a man who is short of money?" After speaking, Lingfeng raised his right hand. The five gems of different colors on the glove were very conspicuous.
Xiao Wu's eyes lit up: "Then let's go to the second floor for dinner."
"walking"
As soon as everyone went up to the second floor, Xiao Wu looked here and there, "I want this, I want this, and this, and that."
""
"Good guy, he's still a foodie." Ling Feng saw this.
The experienced babies looked at Ling Feng in surprise. They were so focused on the beauty that they didn't notice this handsome young man who seemed to be very rich, and he didn't make any more provocations.
Notting is quieter at night.
The dim moonlight filled the streets.
The master looked at Tang Shan: "Come, release your other martial spirit and let me have a look."
Tang Shan looked at the master and said, "Yes." Then she released her martial spirit.
"Okay, put it away." The master's eyes narrowed slightly: "In the future, do not add a soul ring to this martial soul without my permission."
Tang Shan nodded, her father also said the same.
Seeing that Tang Shan wanted to ask something, Ling Feng had already seen through everything.
"This is for your future plans, just do this." Ling Feng seemed to already know what Tang Shan wanted to ask, his smart eyes full of wisdom.
The master looked at Ling Feng. This kid could actually guess what he was going to say. It was a bit amazing.
Ling Feng didn't say much and directly released his martial spirit.
According to the second law of nonsense, anyone with narrow eyes is a monster.
Ling Feng firmly believed in this.
This is a theorem that I have watched countless anime and calculated by countless seniors.
Should we kill him first? Ling Feng thought to himself, silently remembering the narrow eyes in his heart.
As expected.
There's something wrong with this guy
He actually opened his mouth to speak
"This is given free of charge by the college. You live in room seven of the dormitory building," he said with narrowed eyes.
He stretched out his hand and handed them two sets of school uniforms.
Ling Feng stared at his hand.
No, there is definitely something wrong with this squinting.
Ling Feng paused time instantly.
"Aba Aba."
Ling Feng looked at his narrowed eyes and slightly opened mouth, as if he was about to say something.Humph, what else do you want to say, you bad old man, you are very bad.
Ling Feng acted like a purifier on the college uniforms, and then added the ability to be immune to negative effects, making the two school uniforms sparkle with gold.
Ling Feng nodded with satisfaction.
After thinking about it, he waved his right hand and directly covered his breath, as if it had never happened. It looked like a plain college uniform.
Time is back.
"Okay, that's it, you go." The man narrowed his eyes and seemed to glance at Tang Shan again.
Ling Feng followed Tang Shan and left as if nothing had happened, but he kept paying attention to this place.
He knew that there was an evil soul master, but that vague gaze couldn't hide from him.
After a while, we were almost in room seven of the dormitory building.
But every move in the office was in Ling Feng's eyes.
I saw the squinting face with red eyes and said to another instructor: "Have you seen that little girl?"
Ling Feng thought to himself, there are indeed no exceptions to this nonsense rule.Just when I was thinking about killing it directly, I heard it.
"As cute as my daughter. I haven't seen my daughter for a long time. I miss her so much." He squinted and scratched his hair.
Another instructor listened, but took it for granted, and handed him a pair of glasses, "Next time you put on your glasses, can you have such a lovely daughter? You are here, made out of nothing, secretly made, and imagined out of thin air."
"Besides, we haven't seen each other for half a day. It sounds like we haven't seen each other for several years. How about exaggerating?"
""
So what did I just do?
Ling Feng scratched his head.
He is actually a daughter-in-law, and he can be considered half a monster.
He shook his head and walked towards Qishe. The door of Qishe opened automatically, as if to welcome Ling Feng and Tang Shan.
Everyone in Room [-] was stunned when they saw Tang Shan, but a classmate in the dormitory just wanted to take action.
Ling Feng slapped him against the wall, then walked towards the human-shaped pit and pulled him down: "You are Wang Sheng, the boss of Qishe. I know you. If nothing happens, don't bother me."
After saying that, he walked inside. Tang Shan looked at it and followed him as he was surprised.
Although Ling Feng slapped him away, Wang Sheng stood up quickly, knowing that Ling Feng had already shown mercy.
"The rule of Qishe is that whoever has the strongest fist is the boss. Thank you for keeping your hand just now. From now on, you will be our boss."
Ling Feng nodded: Why did he feel like he was seeing elementary school students fighting?
"Is this Qishe?" A clear and pleasant voice sounded from the door.
I saw one head wearing rabbit ears and a ponytail. Under the long and slightly curled eyelashes, there are a pair of clear eyes like morning dew. She is wearing a pink dress, with a small bunny backpack on her waist and a pink handheld bag. The little girl with a small bag stood at the door.
Ling Feng turned around and looked, "Hey, isn't this Xiao Wu?" He turned around and looked at Tang Shan. They both seemed to see a pot of lilies.
Several other people in the dormitory were stunned.
Wang Sheng walked up to Ling Feng and said, "Boss, why don't you go and give her a blow?"
Ling Feng curled his lips without raising his head: "You are teaching me how to do things."
Wang Sheng was shocked and immediately stepped aside and stopped talking.
He was well aware of Ling Feng's skills. He didn't know what happened just now when a slap appeared on his face.
Otherwise, according to his character, he would have to continue fighting and compete to determine the position of the boss. Knowing how powerful Ling Feng is, he would also admit that he is the boss.
"This is Qishe. Hello, my name is Ling Feng and her name is Tang Shan." Ling Feng pointed at Tang Shan.
"Hello, my name is Xiao Wu, Dancing Wu." Xiao Wu held her right hand with her left hand and put it behind her back.
Tang Shan looked at Xiao Wu and asked, "What is your martial spirit?" After all, they were the only two girls in the dormitory, so they were particularly close.
Xiao Wu thought for a while and pointed to the rabbit ears on her head: "My martial spirit is a rabbit, and yours?"
Tang Shan smiled: "I am Wuhun and I am Lan Yincao. We are really destined."
"You're so funny. Then I just want to restrain you. The rabbit eats grass." Xiao Wu patted Tang Shan on the shoulder.
Tang Shan grabbed Xiao Wu's hand that patted her shoulder: "This is different. They say rabbits don't eat grass beside their nests. We are still in the same dormitory, so it doesn't count as restraint."
Xiao Wu said arrogantly: "Humph, it doesn't matter what you say, let's try to learn from each other."
Seeing this, Ling Feng shook his head. If it was really Tang San, Xiao Wu could have taken him by surprise and won.
But Tang Shan is different. Although she doesn't know where the power fluctuations in her body belong, it is definitely several times stronger than this world.
Even though the power is sealed, it has been nourishing Tang Shan's body, agility, strength, mental strength and other aspects.
In other words, her body is always in an enhanced state.
"Okay then." Tang Shan thought about whether to let her go.
Xiao Wu took a lunge and ran over at an extremely fast speed, raising her right foot high and kicking it horizontally.
Tang Shan blocked Xiao Wu's attack with her right hand and tried to grab Xiao Wu's ankle.He wanted to throw Xiao Wu out, but his hand slipped.
Immediately afterwards, Xiaowu Tikong's leg moved horizontally and was already on Tang Shan's shoulder.
The two sides fought back and forth, and Xiao Wu was pushed back to the wall. She stepped on the wall and used the strength to fly over.
Tang Shan threw out a punch, but was caught by Xiao Wu. With a series of smooth movements, he grabbed Tang Shan's hands and spun them downwards, seemingly about to kick Tang Shan in the abdomen.
Tang Shan's eyes narrowed and she stamped her left foot hard on the ground, causing both of them to roll over at the same time.
The two of them struggled in the air, completely forgetting that there was an aisle between them and beds on both sides.
A duang sound
There was sudden silence.
Eighty-nine pairs of eyes were staring at the bed on the right side of the aisle.
This is the rhythm of making things happen.
Seeing Tang Shan grabbing Xiao Wu's hands and pressing them on the bed, she herself was also pressing on Xiao Wu's body.
Ling Feng patted his forehead, and even hit the bed during the fight.
I didn't use prophecy either. Could it be that this is the so-called crow's mouth.
There was an extremely ambiguous atmosphere, and Tang Shan and Xiao Wu blushed.
Tang Shan turned around and said, "I think I won."
"Ah."
Xiao Wu responded with a mosquito-like voice.
Tang Shan stood up quickly.
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
Narrow eyes came in with two quilts.
Although Ling Feng was not as hostile to him as before, he still remained vigilant.
Narrowing his eyes and keeping a straight face, he walked up to Ling Feng and seemed to be looking at him.
At least Ling Feng felt like he was looking at him with narrowed eyes, "This is the quilt that Master asked me to bring you."
Ling Feng inexplicably wondered if he was in this state because he didn't open his eyes on purpose. It was just a crack.
Maybe it’s a genetic problem with small eyes?
Good guy, if this were in Blue Star, it would be a magical skill. How many students dream of it, and they no longer have to worry about being punished for standing.
Ling Feng took the quilt, said a few words with narrowed eyes, hummed, and turned around to leave.
Seeing this, Ling Feng tilted his head
"Brother Feng, why did you just imitate him?" Tang Shan looked at Ling Feng and asked.
"Have you?" Ling Feng blinked.
"Of course. You kept a straight face before he came in, as if you owed him [-] gold soul coins." Tang Shan rolled her eyes.
I said why he kept a straight face when he came in, so that’s what happened.
"Ahem, I'm not trying to learn. I want him to experience what it's like to find a close friend and not have to bear the gossip of others alone." Ling Feng felt very embarrassed.
Tang Shan's face was full of disbelief: "You think I am a three-year-old child?"
Ling Feng was a little speechless. Is there any difference between three and six years old?
Hey, why are the children here so precocious?
You must know that in some parts of the world, children as young as six or seven are still playing with urine and mud.
"Here is a quilt for you."
Ling Feng handed out a quilt and turned to look at Xiao Wu who looked innocent.
He turned around and left, found a bed against the wall, put down his bedding, then lay down on his side with his head in his hands, looking at Tang Shan and the others as if they were watching a good show.
Xiao Wu didn't bring a bedding. She blinked her big eyes and her eyes lit up when she saw Tang Shan, "Tang Shan, let's connect the beds together. How about we build one?"
"Well, that's okay." They are all women, so what does it matter, Tang Shan thought.
It's dinner time.
Qishe and others came to the college cafeteria together.
"It's so big," Xiao Wu said in surprise.
"This cafeteria is large enough to accommodate more than 300 students and teachers in the college to eat together. It is certainly big." Wang Sheng explained.
Ling Feng looked around: It's okay.
Just as he was about to go in to eat, there was a harsh sound from the edge of the second floor.
"Hey, isn't this Wang Sheng's gang of poor people? Poor people are poor people. I'm afraid they will never be able to eat on the second floor."
Yes, here comes an experience baby.
Although Ling Feng and Tang Shan had become rich because of Ling Feng's relationship, they did not sign up as work-study students.
But like several other students from Qishe, he entered Notting City Junior Soul Master Academy as a civilian student.
Everyone raised their heads and looked up. Xiao Wu pointed out the young boy and said back, "Who are you? What's so great about the second floor?"
Wang Sheng explained: "The second floor is a place where you can order and eat alone. We really can't afford it."
"That was before. Do you think I, your boss, am a man who is short of money?" After speaking, Lingfeng raised his right hand. The five gems of different colors on the glove were very conspicuous.
Xiao Wu's eyes lit up: "Then let's go to the second floor for dinner."
"walking"
As soon as everyone went up to the second floor, Xiao Wu looked here and there, "I want this, I want this, and this, and that."
""
"Good guy, he's still a foodie." Ling Feng saw this.
The experienced babies looked at Ling Feng in surprise. They were so focused on the beauty that they didn't notice this handsome young man who seemed to be very rich, and he didn't make any more provocations.
Notting is quieter at night.
The dim moonlight filled the streets.
The master looked at Tang Shan: "Come, release your other martial spirit and let me have a look."
Tang Shan looked at the master and said, "Yes." Then she released her martial spirit.
"Okay, put it away." The master's eyes narrowed slightly: "In the future, do not add a soul ring to this martial soul without my permission."
Tang Shan nodded, her father also said the same.
Seeing that Tang Shan wanted to ask something, Ling Feng had already seen through everything.
"This is for your future plans, just do this." Ling Feng seemed to already know what Tang Shan wanted to ask, his smart eyes full of wisdom.
The master looked at Ling Feng. This kid could actually guess what he was going to say. It was a bit amazing.
Ling Feng didn't say much and directly released his martial spirit.
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