The magic bag of the elf world

We have always said that games are not reality and reality is not games. The two cannot be confused.

Generally speaking, this is true, but sometimes the world is so magical, and absurd things that only happen in games can also happen in the real world.

Just when Shock was worried about the trouble that Baby Dragon might cause, Misato on the phone said softly: "You may be wrong, I didn't spend so much money as 2000 million."

After hearing Misato's words, Shock, who was having a headache, said angrily: "Now is not the time to joke. Do you think Baby Dragon is a green caterpillar, a unicorn bug or other cabbages? This is a quasi-god Pokémon. Only a fool who doesn't have 2000 million would do it." sell to you"

"But I really didn't spend 2000 million, I really met a fool"

Looking at Misato who was very serious, Shock laughed and said: "You said you met a fool and bought the Baby Dragon without spending 2000 million. So, how much did you spend to buy the Baby Dragon from that fool? It's tens of millions. Don’t tell me it’s 200 million.”

"Don't worry, it's not 200 million." Misato shook her head and said, "I spent even less. I only spent 20 to buy those two elf eggs."

"Pfft, 20"

If it weren't for the phone screen, Shock would have wanted to spray a mouthful of salt soda directly on Misato's face. She already told her that now was not the time to joke, and she still wanted to joke.

Just wanting to buy an elf egg from a quasi-divine baby dragon for 20 yuan would make me sleepy. This is not the way to daydream.

Not to mention buying an entire elf egg for 20 yuan, it’s more like buying a baby dragon’s fingernail. I really think this is a movie, game novel.

"Misato, you idiot, you disappoint me so much"

Shock tried her best to help Misato solve the baby dragon issue, but she didn't expect that she would even tell a joke about buying the baby dragon elf eggs for 20 yuan. Was he really treating him like a fool?

As the saying goes, Buddha also has three points of fire. Feeling that his personality has been insulted, Shock really wants to give up his job.

Since you like lying so much, just keep talking. When you are arrested for illegally selling quasi-gods, don’t regret saying I won’t help you.

"Everything I said is true, I didn't lie to you."

Seeing Shock's increasingly livid face, Misato immediately realized what he was thinking and shouted: "Everything I said is true, I really only spent 20 to buy those two elf eggs.

If you don’t believe it, you can directly check my bank records. When I travel, I only make a few big purchases, and I can check them all.”

"You really only spent 20."

To be honest, even with Misato's assurance, Shock still didn't quite believe it.

Because you can buy a quasi-divine egg that can be hatched for 20 yuan. This is so unheard of that it is really ridiculous and has to be doubted.

Then in order to dispel the doubts in Shock's mind, Misato recounted the entire incident from beginning to end, not missing a single detail, even a few sentences and words she said at the time.

"Oh my God"

Then after listening to the perfect retelling, Shock couldn't help but cover his forehead, raised his head and sighed.

I don’t know if I don’t hear it, but I’m shocked when I hear it. It turns out that there are really fools in this world who sell quasi-god elf eggs for only 20 yuan.

Oh, no, calling him a fool is a bit too much. He is just a conscientious businessman who accidentally lost his money when doing business.

We know from Miss Joy's performance last night that the situation of the baby dragon's elf eggs before they hatch is very deceptive.

Then the conscientious businessman got the baby dragon elf egg from nowhere. Perhaps because he was eager to sell it, he put it out for sale without doing too much inspection. As a result, he was deceived by the appearance of the baby dragon elf egg.

So much so that the lucky Misato, who was daring enough to go to the black market to buy stolen goods, succeeded in picking it up. She really only spent 20, which is one percent of the price, and bought the precious and rare quasi-god baby dragon elf egg.

This kind of luck is like spending a small amount of money to buy rough stones to gamble on stones in the previous world. Spending 20 to buy an elf egg of a quasi-divine baby dragon. Apart from the factors that violate the laws of the alliance, this behavior is definitely the most bloody in the world. One of the most profitable businesses

Shock didn't know who the conscientious businessman was who sold the baby dragon's elf eggs to Misato, but he knew that if the conscientious businessman knew about this, he would probably vomit blood and die.

The quasi-divine baby dragon's elf eggs worth more than 2000 million were sold for only 20. This is really a huge loss of money.

However, after Misato's later additions, Shock discovered that the conscientious businessman not only lost blood, but even lost his trousers and his buttocks.

It turns out that Shock has been subconsciously ignoring one thing, that is, the 20 yuan is not the price of the baby dragon elf egg alone, but the price added together with the other two.

Not only that, according to Misato's addition, the bulk of the 20 yuan is not on the baby dragon, but on another elf egg that should be a fairy-type Pokémon.

The Fairy-type Pokémon's eggs accounted for the vast majority of the 20, a total of 18. The Baby Dragon's Pokémon eggs were just an added bonus that Misato told her boss to round up.

That's right, the majestic quasi-god Baby Dragon is just an addition to round out the whole number.

In other words, that conscientious businessman sold the quasi-god baby dragon worth more than 2 million to Miri for only 2000 yuan.

If the Pokémon hatched from the Baby Dragon's Elf Egg is indeed the small flying fish that Ms. Joy guessed, the conscientious businessman would not have lost money for 2 yuan, but if it were replaced by the Baby Dragon.

2 million, a direct reduction of ten times.

Shock believes that this is definitely one of the most classic and loss-making deals in the history of the Pokémon world, with the boss crying and fainting in the toilet.

Having said that, selling a quasi-god for 2 yuan is indeed a huge loss for that conscientious businessman.

On the contrary, this is a blood profit for the buyer Misato, and not only a blood profit in the literal sense.

Because according to the laws of the alliance, the conviction of illegal trading of Pokémon is not only based on the rarity of the Pokémon, but also largely determined by the amount of the transaction.

If Misato really spent 2000 million to buy the precious dragon eggs, then she committed a subjective crime and would be sentenced to at least ten years in prison.

But if [-] yuan is used as an extra, her behavior is non-subjective. If she is a little frank, it can even be said to be misguided and coerced. In this case, her punishment will be much less.

If her father, Qian Huaxiu, can work a little bit, Misato, this idiot woman, can at most be educated, pay a fine that is most important to her, and then sit back and think about it for a few weeks, and that will be fine.