Rebirth of the elf of girlfriend's house

After all the dust settled.

Trumpet Bud fled.

Bai Yang grinned after being hit on the head by Wen Ya.

When Wen Ya was about to collapse to the ground, he used his body as a pillow and quickly blocked the left side of her face from the ground, avoiding the possibility of close contact between the two parties.

Otherwise, if it fell straight to the ground, my wife would definitely be disfigured by the jagged stones on the ground.

As for the other parts of the body, sorry, it was too late to stop it, so I could only watch Wen Ya's little butt fall to the earth, stirring up dust all over the sky.

"Ugh"

Bai Yang glanced at the scorching sunlight above his head and let out a long sigh.

He's so silly, really.

He only knew whether the trumpet buds and sleeping powder would be released suddenly, but he never thought that Wen Ya would bear it.

"Why don't you just stand far away and wait for someone to hypnotize you and then hit me with your head?"

Baiyang struggled to get up from under Wen Ya's head, and then held her face with his paws. At the same time, he kicked his hind legs fiercely, and finally managed to straighten his wife who was sleeping on the ground, changing her posture from lying crookedly to He straightened up and leaned on a big rock next to him.

Well, this posture won't be too ugly.

Bai Yang then turned to look at his current physical condition.

The side of the body that was hit by Wen Ya's head was unscathed, with just a little cosmetic powder on its fur.

But the body that came into contact with the mountain was a bit ugly, with bruises and bruises, and even traces of blood oozing out.

The rocks on this shit are quite sharp.

Bai Yang angrily kicked away several pieces of the culprit that had punctured his delicate body.

After reviewing the battle with Trumpet Ya just now, Bai Yang found that the moves he knew now were all close combat, and he urgently needed to learn some long-range moves so that he could attack his opponent from a distance and avoid the embarrassing situation of you chasing me.

If there were any long-range attacks in the previous battle, Trumpet Bud would never have been able to last that long.

Squatting next to the girl who was breathing long, Bai Yang began to think about his next action again.

The current situation was that both Wen Ya and Squirtle were hypnotized and fell asleep. He could only stay in place as a cat and could not hold Wen Ya out of here.

Guarding is not a big deal. Wen Ya was either poisoned or not injured. She was just asleep. When she woke up, she was still a good man.

But this is the wild, and there are three dangers.

One, will the trumpet buds go away and come back?

Will the trumpet bud gather its companions to come and take revenge? Then a lot of trumpet buds will rush over, and all the trumpet mouths combined will look like a black hole. Even the mythical beast Kyogre will inevitably be swallowed up. ah.

Second, will other elves and other humans who come to climb the mountain get interested in him?

In addition to Trumpet Bud, there are other elves of various types around. They must be curious about why there is a human lying here. They all squeeze in to watch the excitement, which is easy to cause trouble. Moreover, lying here all the time is also easy to be attacked by the flightless beast Groudon. Get stepped on.

Although this possibility is not high.

As long as the elves in the wild don't take the initiative to provoke them, they will basically not take the initiative to cause trouble, but humans are different, especially after seeing a white and tender beauty like Wen Ya, a random pervert will just take her away. Okay.

This is not an inaccessible place, there are still people climbing the mountain.

Bai Yang is very worried about this situation.

Third, what should I do if my wife gets tanned because it’s too hot at noon?

It's already three o'clock in the morning, and the sun in August and September is still very hot. There happens to be no shelter in the place where Wen Ya sleeps. The sun shines directly, and Wen Ya's delicate skin becomes rough to the naked eye. There will be no need to take a bath with two buckets of August [-]. I don't think it can even be washed clean.

After thinking about it, Bai Yang decided to try to wake Wen Ya up first.

The hypnotic effect of hypnotic powder is said to be so powerful that even if a nuclear bomb explodes next to your ear, you will not be able to wake up until you wake up.

But still have to give it a try.

What if I wake up?

Bai Yang raised his paw and patted Wen Ya's face, gradually increasing the force.

like water off a duck's back

He tickled her, stuffed her hair into her nose, licked her face, and even used the cat's unique breast-stomping technique, but he still couldn't wake up this sleeping person.

It looked like he wouldn't be able to wake up for a few hours.

After reluctantly stepping away from his wife's chest, Bai Yang turned his attention to the pocket of her sweatpants.

Mobile phone

Instead of waiting for Wen Ya to wake up automatically, it is better to find a way to find someone to come to the rescue, so as to completely avoid danger.

just do it

Bai Yang put his paw into Wen Ya's pocket and pulled out her cell phone.

At this time, Bai Yang was both angry and grateful for his current race.

What makes him angry is that if he were a human, he wouldn't have so much to do.

Fortunately, he is now a cat and can still control his mobile phone. If he were reborn as a green caterpillar, he would have to wait for death.

After getting the phone, the first step is to unlock the screen.

Bai Yang didn't know the password to unlock Wen Ya's phone, but it didn't matter. Wen Ya still had her thumb, so she pulled it over and pressed hard on the phone to successfully unlock it.

After the unlocking was successful, Bai Yang did not call the police directly because it was useless. He could only meow and could not accurately inform the police comrades of the reason and location.

After thinking about it, Bai Yang opened the chat software, slid the screen up and down with his pad, and found Father Wen's chat window.

At critical moments, parents are the only ones you can rely on.

Opening the chat window with Dad Wen, Bai Yang first found the location send button and sent the locations of him and Wen Ya. Then he switched to the text input interface. There was no time to enter text one by one, so he directly sent a string of "99999" When the number is passed, the pronunciation is the same as "help, save, save", which means asking for help and resurrection in online games.

However, in case Father Wen couldn't understand, Bai Yang also added "sos", which is an international distress signal, simple and direct.

After sending the message, Dad Wen’s video request was sent immediately.

Bai Yang clicked connect.

Father Wen's old face was ready to appear on the screen.

"Xiaoya, what's wrong with you? What do you mean by what you just posted?"

"Meow meow" Bai Yang put his head close to the camera and looked anxious.

"Yutou, what's going on with Xiaoya?" Father Wen was stunned when he didn't see Wen Ya and asked quickly.

"Meow meow meow" Bai Yang meowed more impatiently.

"Wen Ya is in danger. Just stay where you are. I'll go right away." After seeing Bai Yang nodding his head, Wen's father quickly stood up and ran out without even having time to turn off the video call.

But soon, the video call ended. Dad Wen must have entered the elevator or the underground parking lot, and the signal disappeared.

Bai Yang breathed a sigh of relief.

It would be nice if someone came over, but I don’t know where Dad Wen works. It’s not far from Emerald Mountain. Before Dad Wen comes, you still have to be prepared for danger.

Bai Yang jumped onto the big rock behind Wen Ya, paying careful attention to any unusual movements around him.

Because the weather is relatively hot at noon, there are not many people going up and down the mountain, but occasionally you can still hear the sounds of human beings talking and playing, first getting closer and then getting further away, I don’t know which mountain road it comes from. of.

There were only a few humans, but we encountered quite a few elves active in the mountains and fields.

Bobo hid among the branches and leaves, looking here curiously, and at the same time casually ate a unicorn insect that crawled over to seek its own death.

Little Rattata was hiding in the grass, its front teeth reflecting the sun's light. After Bai Yang glanced over, he quickly ran away.

The gophers were scurrying around the mountain road, playing a little game of whack-a-mole with Bai Yang.

He even encountered a trumpet bud, which made Bai Yang tremble with fear, fearing that it would be followed by millions of buds. Fortunately, this was not the trumpet bud that he had beaten away, but another strange one. , glanced this way, and left indifferently.

During this period, Father Wen made another video call. After confirming that Wen Ya was still safe and sound, he felt a little relieved and revealed the time of his arrival to Bai Yang.

“About 15 minutes”

"There are still 15 long minutes." Bai Yang rested his chin on Wen Ya's forehead from behind and waited boredly.

At the same time, I can’t help but wonder if I need a mobile phone.

Nowadays, many humanoid elves have mobile phones with the help of trainers. It is not too much for a cat-shaped human to have a mobile phone.

And on the mountain road not far away, two pairs of eyes, one person and one elf, suddenly locked firmly on Wen Ya.

"Electric Shock Beast, look in front of you, is it Sister Lin who was given to me by God?"