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Looking at Future Sasuke, who looked as embarrassed as if he had eaten a bitter apricot, Jiraiya suddenly slapped his head, and an idea came to him, and the next unique skill had already appeared in his mind.

Jiraiya deliberately showed a strange expression that was half-smile but not a smile. After giving Haruno Sakura a look, he pressed Sasuke's shoulder with one hand.It was so hard that Mirai Sasuke felt like he was going to be crushed.

"Although it feels a bit familiar, if you think about it carefully, you will find that you are actually unfamiliar faces. Can you tell me what you said you came to Konoha for? Recently, a wanted ninja has returned to Konoha. "

Haruno Sakura bowed and apologized: "I'm sorry, we didn't deliberately doubt you. In fact, Tsunade-sama has just assumed the position of Hokage, and there are still many things in the village that have not been handled well. This matter must be dealt with seriously."

"Oh, I see... we are doing..." Sasuke's Adam's apple moved up and down. He didn't know what to say to dispel Haruno Sakura's concerns... After an awkward moment, he saw himself standing behind Haruno Sakura. Laiya performed a magic trick, but there was a problem with one of the movements and it failed.

In the future, Sasuke thought to himself, he can do this crappy magic, and he can also use his Tenshou power to spice up the magic.

Future Sasuke immediately said that he was a wandering magician, and Boruto was the child of his friend. He was asked by his friend to travel with him and teach him magic.

Boruto nodded his head with a "hmm", now they won't ask any more questions, right? Uncle Sasuke is really smart, his Tenshou power is not easily noticed by others, and no one can use it to perform magic. .

"Magic? Is it the kind of magical magic? It's obviously not a ninjutsu but it's as magical as a ninjutsu. This will help me start ninjutsu in the future."

Haruno Sakura was doubtful and focused her eyes on Jiraiya behind her.After all, it's just a temporary act. You still have to look at Jiraiya's prompts on how to speak, and you must proceed according to Jiraiya's ideas.

Future Sasuke pointed to the green magic hat, and Jiraiya pretended not to know why and did not hand over the little green hat.

Future Sasuke explained his idea, and Jiraiya handed the little cuckold over after listening.

"Mr. and Miss, be careful. Don't miss every detail of the next second, because you will regret it later. This is what I said."

Future Sasuke lamely imitated the great magician who had just come to Konoha to perform in the future, pretending to be mysterious, holding the green hat upside down in his hand, glanced at Jiraiya and Haruno Sakura, and then suddenly turned it over, It’s a super handsome pigeon

Cuckoo... The super handsome pigeon stuck its head out and made a confused cry... It was eating bread crumbs with other pigeons just now. Why is it now in this dark and green shabby nest?

With fluttering wings, the handsome pigeon flew away from here, but the more it thought about it, the angrier it became. It turned around and hit Boruto with a flying shit bomb precisely on top of his head.

Boruto touched his pineapple head numbly and rubbed it with his fingers. It was sticky and stringy. He couldn't believe the funny trick of fate.

Jiraiya was straightforward, or he wanted the live broadcast effect: "It's pigeon poop, don't touch it, it's disgusting."

With one word, the person in the dream was awakened, not to mention Haruno Sakura, even Future Sasuke showed a look of disgust.

Boruto's entire face turned green. He quickly took out the wet tissue that Hinata's mother had stuffed into his arms before she traveled through time. Sparks and lightning flashed, and a layer of skin was almost worn off on his hands.

He threw the wet paper towel into the trash can, pointed at the sky and cursed, as if he had met his enemy for three lives and three lives: "Just wait for me, you evil dead pigeon, sooner or later I will turn you all into hamburgers." meat pie"

Hey.

The scene that just happened reappeared, and another lump of pigeon shit bombed on Boruto's head.This time the amount was larger, and it had a sputtering effect. The other three people would have been implicated if they hadn't been able to hide far away in time.

In the future, Sasuke helplessly covered his forehead with his hands and asked Boruto to go to the toilet to wash his hair. He also had an inescapable responsibility for Boruto being insulted like this.

This story tells us, never mess with pigeons, otherwise you will end up like Boruto.

Pigeon society

Boruto, let others shave their heads, since they are already dirty anyway and there is no hair left.

Isn’t the head dirty too? Why don’t Boruto take off the head too, so that I don’t see his disgusting face.

It's like a Michelin tire that ate the miraculous corner and kept jumping sideways at the door of the Michelin miraculous house. It's wonderful.

Are you all devils sent by Mickey Mouse?

"The seconds are coming and everyone is screaming." Jiraiya clapped his hands. Future Sasuke's performance was first-rate, a bit like when he was flirting with girls in junior high school.

His eyes slanted to the left, his mouth curled up, and he put on a funny face: "If your magic is so strong, you will definitely get both fame and fortune by holding an exhibition, right? Looking at your dusty appearance, you probably don't have start-up capital. How about this?" I’ll pay you to hold one.”

"No, no, as a magician, I can't risk your money. Forgive me for not obeying your order."

"Okay, what do you say, Sakura?"

"Why not? You even refused this kind of God-given opportunity. Are you pretending to be a magician and planning to come to find out the information about Konoha Village? There is Lord Jiraiya here. He is the legendary Sannin. You can't escape him. I’m not jealous of the one in the palm of your hand.”

Haruno Sakura took a battle-ready stance, and Future Sasuke was confused.

The problem is big

In the future, Sasuke was arranged by Jiraiya in this way. When he went forward, he was the grinning Haruno Sakura, and when he retreated, he was an unprepared large-scale magic show.

There was death before and after, but he couldn't die at the hands of Haruno Sakura. He hesitated and chose the latter, and then stammered in a very reluctant tone: "Then I promise you, you will make preparations later. .”

Future Sasuke replied in his usual tone, that battle was really big, as if he was ordering Jiraiya and the others.

Er Zhuzhu is so good at pretending that he is pretending invisibly.

Is invisible pretense the most deadly? Grandpa Tong secretly entered the live broadcast room.

Is there any big boss who will pay me to let Huo Ge beat up Uchiha Yang Guo? I won’t reward you if I have no money this month.

Have you ever tipped me? I’m on the fan list. What’s the point of saying this every time?

"How can you talk like this? Those who watch the live broadcast are the anchor's relatives, and those who give rewards are the anchor's parents. Everyone is the anchor's relatives."