Pirates: I am Luffy
Chapter 29
Luffy smiled and said to Dusky: "Miss Dusky, it's a good thing you didn't do anything, otherwise you wouldn't know where you are now."
Luffy turned to Smoker and said, "Colonel Smoker, is the cigar good for you?"
Smoker said arrogantly to Luffy: "Why do you still want to come here?"
"Hey, that's what I meant, what do you think?" Luffy asked with a smile.
Smoker didn't know what was going on, so he actually took one and threw it to Luffy and said, "Smoke it. After you smoke it, come with me."
Luffy took it and put it in his mouth, lit it, and took a sip, "Ahem~ Damn, what the hell, I haven't tried this thing before. I still feel that cigarettes are good, but I can't enjoy this thing."
"Okay, since you can't stand it, come with me." Smoker said to Luffy with his ten-hand weapon.
Zoro, Sanji and others immediately stood up. Zoro drew his sword, and Usopp pointed the muzzle of Shenge Mietian's gun at Smoker. Luffy stood up and said: "Zoro, Sanji, Usopp And Nami, sit down, everyone, it’s okay.”
Zoro Sanji and the others sat down again. They still believed in Luffy's words. Smoker held a cigarette in his mouth and said, "Straw Hat Boy, your good days are over. Now come with me."
"Don't be stupid, Colonel Smoker, do you really think you can arrest us just by yourself?" Luffy asked.
"Too arrogant." Smoker said and hit Luffy with Juju.
Luffy's arm was directly covered with armed Haki and he punched Smoker out, knocking over several tables and falling to the ground.
Then Luffy stretched out his arms to pull Smoker over, put the Juju on the injured body of Smoker, and Smoker immediately softened.
When Taschi saw Smoker being beaten by Luffy, he immediately pulled out Shigure and wanted to slash him. Smoker stopped him in time: "Taschi, stop."
"But, Colonel Smog" Dasqi gritted her silver teeth angrily.
Luffy smiled and said, "Miss Duski, listen to your colonel and don't do anything."
Smoker looked up at Luffy and said: "Haki, how can you use Haki, who are you?"
"Hey, no, Sir, you don't know who I am?" Luffy looked at Smoker and played with it.
"Colonel Smoker, you arrested me, and you came to ask me who I am, weren't you just trying to make fun of me?"
Smoker looked at Luffy and said: "How can the pirates in the East China Sea use Haki, after all?"
"After all, you haven't mastered the Sea Tower Stone weapon yet, right? Tsk, tsk, tsk." Luffy raised his ten hands and said.
Smoker immediately became hard again without the suppression of Hailoushi, but this time he didn't make a move, so he couldn't beat him.
Luffy threw the Juju to Smoker and said, "Sit down, Colonel Smoker. I don't like fighting, especially with you."
Smoker took the ten hands and sat down again. Still looking arrogant, he said: "At first, the headquarters gave you a reward of 5000 million. I thought you were making a fuss out of a molehill. It seems that 5000 million is too low."
"Yeah, I feel the same way. You clearly look down on me." Luffy said after drinking a glass of beer.
Smoker blew out a puff of smoke and asked, "Did you kill a lot of villagers and also Colonel Rat?"
"Do you think we did those?" Luffy asked with a smile.
Smoker shook his head and said, "I don't know if it's you, but you are pirates, so I have to catch you."
"But it seems like you can't do it on your own, Smoker, Colonel." Luffy's voice deepened on the word "Colonel".
"You're looking down on me."
Luffy smiled and said word by word: "Yes, I really look down on you. Thinking about you Smoker, I feel really sad for you."
Luffy continued: "Listen, let me tell you your story and see if what I say makes sense."
"You Smoker, you have seen the Pirate King Roger being executed in Rogge Town since you were a child, and you vowed to be a just navy, right?" Smoker nodded.
"So you joined the Navy, and you also had a good teacher, former Navy Admiral and current Navy Admiral's teacher Zefa." Smoker asked in surprise: "How do you know?"
Luffy reasoned with him and continued: "To be honest, there is such a relationship. I really don't know how you, Smoker, can be like this. Justice is ridiculous. Smoker, you don't have the strength to talk to me about justice. Do you understand the justice of the three generals now?"
"Destroy all pirates, this is the justice of the generals." Smoker said.
Luffy shook his head and said: "Wrong, let's talk about it one by one, Aokiji, he can be said to be a more righteous one. The navy asked him to catch pirates, he will go, but he has his own judgment. If it is He will also use iron-blooded means to suppress and arrest pirates who commit evil deeds."
"However, he feels that this pirate is not evil. He will pretend to let him go. This guy Aokiji rides a bicycle on the sea every day and has nothing to do to sleep. The navy can't say anything to him. Do you know why? Because he is strong. , if he doesn’t have the strength, try again.”
Smoker felt that what Luffy said was indeed somewhat correct, and Aokiji was like that.
Luffy continued: "To put it bluntly, Kizaru, this yellow monkey, comes to the Navy to retire. He gets a salary every day and doesn't work much. He just hangs out and acts in the Navy. Do you think the Navy Marshal doesn't know that?"
"Let's talk about the last one, Red Dog, this idiot, is the guy I hate the most. What he thinks is justice is that everything he does is just. If you dare to say something is wrong, I will kill you. If I really want to say that I will kill innocent people, Man, this red dog is definitely the one with the most, why can these three guys do this?"
Smoker blew out a puff of smoke and said, "Powerful, the three of them are very powerful."
"That's right, Smoker, what about you" Luffy asked.
"You, Smoker, don't have the strength like them, and you still have your own personality. You have done a lot of things to contradict your boss. To be honest, Smoker, with your background, you have a teacher like Zefa and three generals. We are all brothers. You yourself are still a natural devil fruit. How did you end up like this?"
Yes, Smoker was thinking about how he ended up like this after hearing Luffy's words.
When Luffy saw what Smoker was thinking, he could almost guess it. This kid must be doubting life. He added fuel to the fire and said: "Smoger, you know, I met a captain from the headquarters, it seems. It's a guy named Hobbody, he's much better off than you."
Smoker raised his head and looked at Luffy and said, "Have you seen Hobodi?"
"Yes, it's a lot of food, but I take different female companions to play around every day. And look at you, Smoker. It's really ridiculous to be a colonel in a place like this. Even Dasqi is so stupid. Bai Tian follows you and treats you as an idol."
Dusky said: "You are not allowed to insult Colonel Smoker."
"Yes, Smoker, Colonel, haha~" Luffy laughed.
Dasqi drew his sword and wanted to rush forward. Luffy controlled the Overlord's Haki to attack Dasqi. Dasqi shook his body and did not faint. He just felt dizzy and sat on the ground.
"Overlord and domineering." Smoker was shocked.
Luffy smiled and said: "Well, I know a lot. To be honest, Smoker, I really feel that it is a pity for you. You have a natural devil fruit and you are like this."
"Let's do this. I'll give you some suggestions. You can think about it."
Smoker looked at Luffy and motioned for you to tell him.
"[-]. Now go back to the headquarters, find your teacher, find the three generals to transfer you back, then put your tail between your legs and become a human being, practice slowly, and when you become stronger, you can return to yourself. Of course, will you be able to return to yourself by then? It’s hard to say.”
"Two, it's simple. If you continue like this, you may not be able to return to the headquarters one day."
"Third, leave the navy, become a bounty hunter, and carry out the justice in your heart. Of course, you won't choose this. It's just a suggestion."
"Four. Join the revolutionary army. They are very reliable in getting justice and can also help you grow faster."
Luffy thought to himself, "Let's see if we can kill Cheap Daddy Dragon."
"The last one is to be a pirate." Smoker's eyes changed when he heard this.
Luffy said: "Don't look at me like that. Although many pirates are not good people, there are also many who use the name of pirates, but actually do things like adventurers."
"You can fight violence with violence. Those who don't listen to you are handed over to the navy or killed directly. Those who do listen to you are taken under your command and made to listen to you. If they don't do bad things, that's the end of it, right?"
Smoker really hadn't thought about it so much before. After Luffy's trick today, it was a suggestion, and he felt that it did make some sense.
The restaurant owner hid under the table and trembled and thought, "It's over. Colonel Smoker feels a little moved. It would be fine if he could still be a navy. If he really listens to this pirate, he can become a revolutionary army, a bounty hunter or even a pirate." ,That"
Dasqi also hurriedly shouted: "Colonel Smoker, don't listen to this guy's nonsense."
Luffy smiled and said: "Miss Dusky, do you think your colonel is an idiot? He can't think for himself. Do you really want your idol, Colonel Smoker, to stay here all the time? Do you think he will?" Is it worth it here?”
"Smorg, you should really think about what I said. If you want to carry out your justice and become stronger, then my team will welcome you."
Luffy continued: "Whether it's domineering or the development of your fruit ability, I will do my best to help you. I can tell you that I killed Colonel Mouse. It was because he had been colluding with pirates all year round and squeezing the villagers for money. This If you don’t believe me, go and investigate his character.”
Smoker asked in a hoarse voice: "Where are the villagers?"
"We will never bully a villager. We just go to sea for a dream. When you get on the ship, you will find that we are kinder than you think." Luffy thought in his heart, is the word "kind" too disgusting?
Luffy turned to Smoker and said, "Colonel Smoker, is the cigar good for you?"
Smoker said arrogantly to Luffy: "Why do you still want to come here?"
"Hey, that's what I meant, what do you think?" Luffy asked with a smile.
Smoker didn't know what was going on, so he actually took one and threw it to Luffy and said, "Smoke it. After you smoke it, come with me."
Luffy took it and put it in his mouth, lit it, and took a sip, "Ahem~ Damn, what the hell, I haven't tried this thing before. I still feel that cigarettes are good, but I can't enjoy this thing."
"Okay, since you can't stand it, come with me." Smoker said to Luffy with his ten-hand weapon.
Zoro, Sanji and others immediately stood up. Zoro drew his sword, and Usopp pointed the muzzle of Shenge Mietian's gun at Smoker. Luffy stood up and said: "Zoro, Sanji, Usopp And Nami, sit down, everyone, it’s okay.”
Zoro Sanji and the others sat down again. They still believed in Luffy's words. Smoker held a cigarette in his mouth and said, "Straw Hat Boy, your good days are over. Now come with me."
"Don't be stupid, Colonel Smoker, do you really think you can arrest us just by yourself?" Luffy asked.
"Too arrogant." Smoker said and hit Luffy with Juju.
Luffy's arm was directly covered with armed Haki and he punched Smoker out, knocking over several tables and falling to the ground.
Then Luffy stretched out his arms to pull Smoker over, put the Juju on the injured body of Smoker, and Smoker immediately softened.
When Taschi saw Smoker being beaten by Luffy, he immediately pulled out Shigure and wanted to slash him. Smoker stopped him in time: "Taschi, stop."
"But, Colonel Smog" Dasqi gritted her silver teeth angrily.
Luffy smiled and said, "Miss Duski, listen to your colonel and don't do anything."
Smoker looked up at Luffy and said: "Haki, how can you use Haki, who are you?"
"Hey, no, Sir, you don't know who I am?" Luffy looked at Smoker and played with it.
"Colonel Smoker, you arrested me, and you came to ask me who I am, weren't you just trying to make fun of me?"
Smoker looked at Luffy and said: "How can the pirates in the East China Sea use Haki, after all?"
"After all, you haven't mastered the Sea Tower Stone weapon yet, right? Tsk, tsk, tsk." Luffy raised his ten hands and said.
Smoker immediately became hard again without the suppression of Hailoushi, but this time he didn't make a move, so he couldn't beat him.
Luffy threw the Juju to Smoker and said, "Sit down, Colonel Smoker. I don't like fighting, especially with you."
Smoker took the ten hands and sat down again. Still looking arrogant, he said: "At first, the headquarters gave you a reward of 5000 million. I thought you were making a fuss out of a molehill. It seems that 5000 million is too low."
"Yeah, I feel the same way. You clearly look down on me." Luffy said after drinking a glass of beer.
Smoker blew out a puff of smoke and asked, "Did you kill a lot of villagers and also Colonel Rat?"
"Do you think we did those?" Luffy asked with a smile.
Smoker shook his head and said, "I don't know if it's you, but you are pirates, so I have to catch you."
"But it seems like you can't do it on your own, Smoker, Colonel." Luffy's voice deepened on the word "Colonel".
"You're looking down on me."
Luffy smiled and said word by word: "Yes, I really look down on you. Thinking about you Smoker, I feel really sad for you."
Luffy continued: "Listen, let me tell you your story and see if what I say makes sense."
"You Smoker, you have seen the Pirate King Roger being executed in Rogge Town since you were a child, and you vowed to be a just navy, right?" Smoker nodded.
"So you joined the Navy, and you also had a good teacher, former Navy Admiral and current Navy Admiral's teacher Zefa." Smoker asked in surprise: "How do you know?"
Luffy reasoned with him and continued: "To be honest, there is such a relationship. I really don't know how you, Smoker, can be like this. Justice is ridiculous. Smoker, you don't have the strength to talk to me about justice. Do you understand the justice of the three generals now?"
"Destroy all pirates, this is the justice of the generals." Smoker said.
Luffy shook his head and said: "Wrong, let's talk about it one by one, Aokiji, he can be said to be a more righteous one. The navy asked him to catch pirates, he will go, but he has his own judgment. If it is He will also use iron-blooded means to suppress and arrest pirates who commit evil deeds."
"However, he feels that this pirate is not evil. He will pretend to let him go. This guy Aokiji rides a bicycle on the sea every day and has nothing to do to sleep. The navy can't say anything to him. Do you know why? Because he is strong. , if he doesn’t have the strength, try again.”
Smoker felt that what Luffy said was indeed somewhat correct, and Aokiji was like that.
Luffy continued: "To put it bluntly, Kizaru, this yellow monkey, comes to the Navy to retire. He gets a salary every day and doesn't work much. He just hangs out and acts in the Navy. Do you think the Navy Marshal doesn't know that?"
"Let's talk about the last one, Red Dog, this idiot, is the guy I hate the most. What he thinks is justice is that everything he does is just. If you dare to say something is wrong, I will kill you. If I really want to say that I will kill innocent people, Man, this red dog is definitely the one with the most, why can these three guys do this?"
Smoker blew out a puff of smoke and said, "Powerful, the three of them are very powerful."
"That's right, Smoker, what about you" Luffy asked.
"You, Smoker, don't have the strength like them, and you still have your own personality. You have done a lot of things to contradict your boss. To be honest, Smoker, with your background, you have a teacher like Zefa and three generals. We are all brothers. You yourself are still a natural devil fruit. How did you end up like this?"
Yes, Smoker was thinking about how he ended up like this after hearing Luffy's words.
When Luffy saw what Smoker was thinking, he could almost guess it. This kid must be doubting life. He added fuel to the fire and said: "Smoger, you know, I met a captain from the headquarters, it seems. It's a guy named Hobbody, he's much better off than you."
Smoker raised his head and looked at Luffy and said, "Have you seen Hobodi?"
"Yes, it's a lot of food, but I take different female companions to play around every day. And look at you, Smoker. It's really ridiculous to be a colonel in a place like this. Even Dasqi is so stupid. Bai Tian follows you and treats you as an idol."
Dusky said: "You are not allowed to insult Colonel Smoker."
"Yes, Smoker, Colonel, haha~" Luffy laughed.
Dasqi drew his sword and wanted to rush forward. Luffy controlled the Overlord's Haki to attack Dasqi. Dasqi shook his body and did not faint. He just felt dizzy and sat on the ground.
"Overlord and domineering." Smoker was shocked.
Luffy smiled and said: "Well, I know a lot. To be honest, Smoker, I really feel that it is a pity for you. You have a natural devil fruit and you are like this."
"Let's do this. I'll give you some suggestions. You can think about it."
Smoker looked at Luffy and motioned for you to tell him.
"[-]. Now go back to the headquarters, find your teacher, find the three generals to transfer you back, then put your tail between your legs and become a human being, practice slowly, and when you become stronger, you can return to yourself. Of course, will you be able to return to yourself by then? It’s hard to say.”
"Two, it's simple. If you continue like this, you may not be able to return to the headquarters one day."
"Third, leave the navy, become a bounty hunter, and carry out the justice in your heart. Of course, you won't choose this. It's just a suggestion."
"Four. Join the revolutionary army. They are very reliable in getting justice and can also help you grow faster."
Luffy thought to himself, "Let's see if we can kill Cheap Daddy Dragon."
"The last one is to be a pirate." Smoker's eyes changed when he heard this.
Luffy said: "Don't look at me like that. Although many pirates are not good people, there are also many who use the name of pirates, but actually do things like adventurers."
"You can fight violence with violence. Those who don't listen to you are handed over to the navy or killed directly. Those who do listen to you are taken under your command and made to listen to you. If they don't do bad things, that's the end of it, right?"
Smoker really hadn't thought about it so much before. After Luffy's trick today, it was a suggestion, and he felt that it did make some sense.
The restaurant owner hid under the table and trembled and thought, "It's over. Colonel Smoker feels a little moved. It would be fine if he could still be a navy. If he really listens to this pirate, he can become a revolutionary army, a bounty hunter or even a pirate." ,That"
Dasqi also hurriedly shouted: "Colonel Smoker, don't listen to this guy's nonsense."
Luffy smiled and said: "Miss Dusky, do you think your colonel is an idiot? He can't think for himself. Do you really want your idol, Colonel Smoker, to stay here all the time? Do you think he will?" Is it worth it here?”
"Smorg, you should really think about what I said. If you want to carry out your justice and become stronger, then my team will welcome you."
Luffy continued: "Whether it's domineering or the development of your fruit ability, I will do my best to help you. I can tell you that I killed Colonel Mouse. It was because he had been colluding with pirates all year round and squeezing the villagers for money. This If you don’t believe me, go and investigate his character.”
Smoker asked in a hoarse voice: "Where are the villagers?"
"We will never bully a villager. We just go to sea for a dream. When you get on the ship, you will find that we are kinder than you think." Luffy thought in his heart, is the word "kind" too disgusting?
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