I'm really not the Pokémon King

Equation is a Pokémon doctor from the red region who is now over [-] years old.Decades ago, he became world-famous for developing space compression technology and creating the world's first Poké Ball.

Unlike those barkers who like to mess around with their rhythms when they have nothing to do and act like a turtle when something happens, he is a true ancient god recognized by the Pokémon science community.

In the past 30 years, although he has rarely appeared in public, he is still the subject of discussion after dinner. There is a sense of deja vu that "although I am no longer in the world, there is always a legend about me in the world."

But recently, the old man has not been in a good mood because the experimental project he has been studying for more than 30 years has been stuck.

This feeling is like that after the intestines have given birth to Ollie, when you want to go to the bathroom to experience the sourness of excretion, you find that you are constipated.

Suffocated and panicked

In the laboratory, after the assistant left, I felt like Dr. Equation who was having a difficult childbirth. He took out the Navigator as usual and opened the official forum, ready to pick a lucky person and let him feel the love from the Key God.

Not long after, he was angry and clicked on a post titled Shocked that Ghoststone could evolve by eating a certain Pokémon.

The poster was Dayu, a cutting-edge scientist from the Menghuang area. Fang Fang stared at it for a while, almost making his beard fly.

"What the hell is this? Ghost Stone can evolve into Gengar after eating Picoxi and coax ghosts here."

When I saw that the official website had refined this post and pinned it to the top of the page, the comments below were full of compliments like a swarm of praise, and Equation was even more furious.

After briefly moving his wrist, he commented below:

“Absolutely ridiculous”

"At this level, I still want to win this year's equation research award."

"You should go to hell quickly and don't come here to mislead newcomers."

After typing these words, the old gentleman suddenly felt much more energetic.

Not long after, the other party replied below:

"Why are you envious?"

"The current scientific research environment is really bad. Even if you finally make some achievements, you will be targeted by your colleagues and criticized, slandered and slandered before you can do anything."

"I dare to say this, and it must be well-founded."

Then, the person gave several examples below:

Biting a Slowpoke's tail will cause the latter to evolve into a Slowpoke;

When the Iron Cannon Fish is attached to the Small Ball Flying Fish, the latter will evolve into a Giant Winged Flying Fish.

Before long, there were more than 100 replies below this comment.

"I feel sorry for Dr. Dayu."

"It's really not illegal to troll people, otherwise this kind of person should have been sentenced long ago."

"The person who deserves to die should be you."

“worrying quality”

These fools are so stupid. The more I look at the equation, the more angry I feel. Is it possible for him not to know whether Ghoststone can evolve by eating Pippi?

"Hey, Xiaotian, help me invite yesterday's Ghost Stone and Picoxi from the ecological park." Fang Fang picked up the pilot angrily and dialed the assistant's pilot.

On the other side of the navigator, the confused assistant suddenly woke up when he heard Equation's voice: "Yes, doctor, I'll be there right away."

Not long after, the assistant brought Ghoststone and Picosy to the laboratory.

Fang Fang casually turned on the video recording function of the navigator and said to them: "Ghost Stone and Pi Kexi, do me a favor. Someone just said on the forum that Ghost Stone can evolve by swallowing Pippi. I want to make a video to refute it." them."

After hearing this, Picoxi looked disgusted.

The scene of being swallowed and spit out by Ghost Stone yesterday was still vivid in my mind, but it didn't want to.

"Five magical candies."

five

Picosi immediately showed a righteous expression.

In order to prevent mankind from being misled, and in order to prevent other brothers and sisters from falling into the same situation as myself, I fought hard

"Jie Jie"

Ghoststone smiled sadly.

"Five for you too."

Fang Fang was very happy. After all, in his current position, money really didn't matter anymore.

Soon, Picosi and Ghoststone left with the magical candies as they wished, and Fang Fang uploaded the video.

Not long after, the trend in the comments section changed drastically.

Looking at the apologetic comments one after another, Fang Fang smiled knowingly. It was fun to open a trumpet and hardcore troll people.

After leaving behind the sentence "Scientific research is not fantasy, we must imagine boldly and verify carefully", he temporarily put down the navigator in his hand, leaned on his chair and smoked a cigarette.

"One cigarette after pressing the button is better than a living god"

Exhaling a puff of smoke, Equation, whose pressure plummeted, turned his attention to his experimental project.

In the past 30 years, in order to develop the Pokédex, he almost gave up all entertainment and focused solely on recording the data of Pokémon.

Nowadays, the collection of big data has come to an end, but how to classify and organize the huge data has become a problem.

The classification according to regions is very good, but as a Pokémon doctor, he always feels that there is a better classification method waiting for him, so this huge finishing project has not been started for a long time.

In addition, he was worried that his body would not be able to survive the day when the illustrated book came out.

So recently, the old gentleman has been in a anxious and bad mood.

After smoking, I saw Dr. Dayu commenting below that the video was obviously fake and that he ordered Ghost Stone to forcibly suppress the urge to evolve.

He was so anxious, he was so anxious. After reading it, Fang Fang calmly replied: You, Ollie, pulled halfway, and I asked you to stop. Can you stop? Do you think you are playing a game?

After posting, Fang Fang boarded the big account in low spirits, used his seventh-level authority to ban and permanently ban this sensationalist, and then started wandering around the forum again.

After trolling a dozen more guys who had flaws and were pretending to be cool, a very low-profile post attracted Equation’s attention.

On the attributes of Pokémon and their relationship with restraint

Attribute restraint is as shown below.

abridgement

For each attribute, the only king example is:

The only electricity: Pikachu

The only fire: Fire Eevee

The only water: Blastoise

The only fairy: Pixie

Note 1:

1 in the chart represents a normal relationship, 2 in the chart represents a restraint relationship, 12 in the chart represents a resistance relationship, and 0 in the chart represents ineffective damage.

Note 2:

When Pokémon uses this type of skill, it will receive this type of bonus.

Note 3:

Most Pokémon have dual attributes, a few Pokémon have single attributes, and individual Pokémon will reach three attributes with the bonus of attributes.

Note 4:

1. Wrestling Eagle's skill Flying Heavy Pressure has the dual attributes of fighting and flying, and can cause four times the damage to Pokémon such as the cunning Tengu with grass evil attributes.

2. Although freeze-drying is ice-type damage, it can still cause double damage to water-type Pokémon.

ps: If the reward exceeds [-], Ben Pachlitz will immediately update the next issue on how Pokémon evolve.

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After reading it, Fang Fang took a long breath.

To be honest, this post shocked him.

It turns out that when I was doing research, I could try to explain a certain phenomenon that I encountered along this line of thinking.

And he was pretty sure that this was the way he wanted to classify it.

The most urgent task now is to check the authenticity of this post.

However, Equation still patiently read the comments below.

It is forbidden to eat Pokémon in the protected area: a shocking reward of 2 yuan, a strong reminder to add another sentence, note [-] has been confirmed by me, and it is indeed true.

Building in building:

“What the hell, Mobike boss”

"Waiting for the update of the white leather electric mouse"

"Two big guys"

"Fucked with the boss of Baojingmeng"

"Ape God Shengxia didn't expect that he would also notice this post." Looking at the slightly strange ID, Fang Fang was a little surprised.

As the ultimate water monster in the forum, he didn't find it strange that Shengxia would leave comments, but he was really surprised that Shengxia, who had always been stingy, would offer a reward.

Further on, it is also a familiar ID.

Ruolan: After testing, poison-type skills are really ineffective against steel-type Pokémon. I will reward you with two hundred to show your respect.

Building in building:

"Professor, I've been waiting for you for three days. If you don't come back, the laboratory will be sealed."

"Why did Lan Huang's laboratory explode again? When will our unlucky Lan Huang stand up again?"

"See the Mold King"

"See the Mold King"

"Why is it only two hundred?"

Seeing those pitiful three-digit numbers, Equation was ashamed of his old friend.

"However, this guy is really unlucky. The laboratory exploded again. I remember that he hasn't received a penny of salary in three years."

Throughout the entire history of the reserve, basically no one is more unlucky than Ruolan.

He wanted to be cute, but all he encountered were "good-looking" Pokémon like Twin Gas, Dust Mountain, Smelly Mud, Flame Queen, and Deadwood. He didn't know if he offended Creation. God, Arceus.

After reading the comments, I was so excited that I was ready to spend the whole night testing the contents published by the poster named "Electric Mouse Patchlitz" one by one.

If there are no problems, basically, this is the classification framework of the illustrated book.

When the time comes, he will contact the other party and give him 10 points of the revenue from the illustrated book.