The Weak Captain in Pirates

Fat people, their hearts and kidneys are always strong.

After drawing a circle in a dark corner and cursing the Navy Headquarters, the matter of the wanted order was over.

Happy pushed the Navy Headquarters flat and used his fingers to assess the enemy and our enemies. He immediately showed a harmless smile, "Oh, it's just the words of a young and ignorant person. It can't be taken seriously. It can't be taken seriously."

The sea was calm and the warm sun was shining very comfortably on my body.

Captain Happy, who was wearing a steel helmet and carrying a lifebuoy, flares and other equipment, sat on both sides of the bow with Mastangu, who had always been ambitious and wanted to get the upper hand, fishing leisurely.

Happy yawned listlessly, and after he caught a palm-sized strange fish, the buoy fell into a long period of silence.

Jealousy saw Mastangu shouting every now and then that the fish had taken the bait. The bucket next to him was filled with fish, and there were a few fish that couldn't be put down, jumping around on the deck, unusually vigorous.

"Damn it, Mastangu, take care of your fish. There is too much movement, and all the fish here are scared away."

It's typical to blame the strong wind for wet shoes, but I haven't realized this yet.Happy found out that Mastangu had caught an extra large strange blue fish with an elephant trunk while he was talking, and his heart suddenly became unbalanced.

He muttered that the feng shui here must be bad. He angrily picked up the fishing rod and walked over to drive Mastangu away. He said sanctimoniously: "Let's change places with you. Your performance during this period has been very good. Mastangu, now you will be rewarded." Come and sit in my captain's special seat."

Mastangu was dumbfounded by this kind of banditry. How thick-skinned do you have to be to say such a thing?

Shaking his head vigorously, he firmly refused.

"Then let's fish together and move our position."

You can guess how much Mastangu wanted to hit himself with a look of contempt on his face. Happy touched the helmet on his head and secretly had fun. Well, fortunately, the captain was prepared.

It didn't take long for Mastangu to relieve his anger. He still kept catching fish, but Happy still had no fish to bite.

Being compared again

Losing his patience, Happy angrily threw down his fishing rod and ran to the kitchen to get a huge piece of fresh meat. He replaced the fishing rod with a large hook specially designed for catching big fish and hung the fresh meat on it. He picked it up with difficulty and threw it into the sea.

He put the fishing rod on his shoulder, glared at Mastangu, and said proudly: "People die for money and birds die for food. I can't bear to let my children catch the wolf. I spent a lot of money this time. I don't believe that your fish won't take the bait." "

"Hahaha, this time I want to avenge my shame and catch a shark."

Seeing his stinking look, Mastangu was amused and chuckled sinisterly, "Then I'm afraid it will turn into a shark fishing for you."

"If you really catch a big fish, you are sure to be stronger than it and you might be dragged into the water and swallowed."

Before he finished speaking, Mastangu heard the sound of falling water.

First he laughed happily for a second and a half, and then he was dumbfounded for half a second. Only then did his brain react to save people, and he opened his mouth and shouted in panic: "It's not good, the captain was caught by a shark."

There was another commotion on the boat

This poor shark, which could barely be called Captain Happy's fishing trophy, was directly washed out of the water by the violent currents, and was then cut into sashimi by Yasuo. Happy, who was so happy about this, seemed particularly dissatisfied with this. He gave it up, so one person ate it all

Seeing the captain burping after swallowing, Armstrong couldn't help but shake his head and reminded: "Your Excellency, Captain, if you eat raw food, you will easily get upset. You should add some sterilizing mustard or vinegar."

"I've eaten it all before you say anything."

With a grimace, he poured himself a large glass of vinegar. Under Armstrong's shocked gaze, he raised his head and pinched his nose to finish the drink. He patted his fat belly and said, "Okay, the sterilization in your stomach has been completed after the meal. Burp." ~”

"I have to find a place to lie down for a while, I'm so exhausted"

On the deck of the "Fredham", Olivia was sitting on the railing with her legs crossed, holding a sword. She closed her eyes and felt the sea breeze and warm sunshine. After a while, she looked up at the observation cabin on the mast and asked: "Pakania, haven't you seen the island yet?"

"The climate has been very stable during this period. We should have entered the climate zone of a certain island."

Before she finished speaking, Olivia frowned. She didn't know if it was an illusion, but she seemed to see the God of Death swinging a deadly sickle in front of her.

Subconsciously, he turned his head, and a dark and deadly bullet almost grazed Olivia's golden hair and hit the deck with a thud.

"I can see the outline of the island. It looks like a resort town, but the port is very strange. There are many pirate ships parked openly and openly. Hey, Commander Olivia, what's wrong?" Hearing the movement, he looked at the handkerchief on the hut. Kania said loudly, putting down the telescope.

Olivia, who had been away from death for a while, seemed unfazed. While holding the sword tightly, she glanced coldly at the finger-sized bullet hole on the deck that was smoking hot, and said: "It's a bullet."

"From a shooting point of view, it was fired from the front of the ship, that is, the island. What kind of eyesight, firearms, and shooting skills are needed to achieve a near-fatal blow to me from this distance? It's simply unimaginable"

"It's really unpleasant. I almost got killed by a sniper."

Olivia felt angry at being attacked, but didn't feel anything was wrong.

In her creed of law of the jungle: weak and careless people will die, but strong people can survive. This is the eternal and simplest truth in the world.

If she had been killed just now, it would only prove that she was "nothing more than that".

The "Fredham" slowly sailed into the port and docked at an old dilapidated pier full of coconut trees and palm trees.

A group of soldiers quickly jumped out of the boat, laid out red carpets, laid out wreaths, beat gongs and drums, scattered flower petals, and fired salutes, making the whole thing fly.

According to Captain Happy, in their current "Freedom" pirate group, his great Captain Happy and several other top cadres together are already a big shot with a net worth of 30 billion beli. His appearance must be worthy of this. worth

After greedily breathing the fresh air on the island, and stretching comfortably, Happy walked ashore again with five elements and a beating of ninety-nine pure gold. He learned from an old man who was about to take a boat out to sea for fishing. I knew I had arrived at the Magic Valley Town on the west coast of Gaya Island, a lawless zone where pirates piled up money and was filled with the smell of violence and blood.

Touching his fat and trembling chin, Happy thought for a moment and suddenly realized. "Are they the powerful snipers of Blackbeard's gang in Magic Valley Town on Gaya Island?"

"It actually got on my head."

Happy put away the smile that often hung on his face and cracked his knuckles.

Apart from looking in the mirror, he said that this was the first time he wanted to hit someone so much. He said solemnly: "I know who attacked Olivia. Yasuo, Hashirama, Dumbledore, come with me, we are going to fight." "

"As long as you dare to touch my crew, even if he hides to the end of the sea, there is no place where he can feel safe, and God can't keep him. Captain Happy said wow, where did the banana peel come from?"

One second, looking at Captain Happy's mellow back, who was taking the lead to help his little brother regain his place, everyone thought it was extremely cool, thinking that the captain was super handsome, but the next second they knew that this was all an illusion.

This guy with a big belly accidentally stepped on a banana peel and fell miserably. He was so painful that he cried and cried for his mother and rolled on the ground.

Because of his round body, he rolled very smoothly. He rolled and rolled, and without paying attention, he rolled himself into the sea in a state of laughter and laughter.

Olivia's face was livid, and the veins on her forehead were exposed. She pulled out the knife halfway and gritted her teeth to hold back. "Is this round idiot here to make a joke?"

"Just think that he is here to make fun and liven up the atmosphere. This will make you feel better." Mastangu rubbed his brows and felt tired. With such a leader, he had never been so desperate for his future.

Everyone covered their eyes to express that they couldn't see. This was no longer an eyesore, it was a direct eye-catcher.

After struggling to climb ashore, he spat out the unknown small fish in his mouth, and happily ran back to the front of the team, sensing that something was wrong in the atmosphere. "Hey, what's going on with your despair?"

"No, you are thinking too much"

Taking a deep breath, Mastangu forced a smile and told himself to be strong and hold on. Just get used to it. Just get used to it.

Before he could finish his words of self-comfort, the captain's pig-killing screams came to his ears again.

"Wow, why did I step on this banana peel again?"