The Weak Captain in Pirates

Come on, Captain Happy's small theater missile bombing, 500 damage, energy blast cannon, 700 damage, laser laser, 750 damage, 5 million Bailey check burned in front of the enemy, mental critical hit 10000 damage

Stark, who once said such arrogant words, "I'm not a big boss or a leader, I'm just responsible for providing equipment and squandering endless money", was listening carefully to the destructive power test of the weapon reported by the artificial intelligence on Friday. , Happy next to him looked so greedy that he was almost drooling.

A master of money will never be surpassed because he cannot be imitated.

"Captain, you are so bad. You will feel shy when you look at me like this. Although the clothes I am wearing today are more beautiful, my charm is still there, old man." The breeze blew by, and the old master's expression lifted up his hair. Smiling kindly, taking two steps to the side while saying funny words, Happy turned his neck, still looking at him with strange eyes.

“The charm remains”

Faced with such disgusting words, Happy bent down and made a vomiting gesture, and slowly told a cold joke. "Master Tian, ​​aren't you "extreme"? Why do you still have hair?"

"Captain Happy, you are so naughty, naughty and naughty"

The skill of self-cultivation was extremely impressive, and he couldn't help but laugh. After arranging his thick white hair, Lao Tianshi raised his hand to block Badgers' explosive and fierce elbow attack that broke the ground and instantly rushed in front of him.

The narrow streets were instantly struck by the shock wave and turned into a mess.

"Today's young people really don't know how to be considerate of the elderly. They are so harsh on the elderly. It scares the baby to death."

"How is it possible that he was unscathed?"

Badgers said with a shocked face. He withstood his own full blow, and a huge fan-shaped pit was destroyed behind him. This thin old man, whose waist was probably covered with ointment, actually stood still without any damage, and was still taking photos leisurely. I patted the dust on my clothes

"Who said that? The old man has lost quite a few hairs, which is enough for you to blow for a while."

Happy's face was shocked. Just hearing this tune, he thought it was Kizaru. Happy could swear that among all the guys he had seen who could pretend, Lao Tianshi was definitely the most invisible and low-key one.

"Damn, another old monster"

Cursing secretly, he calmed down from the madness of giving it a try. Blackbeard's face was also shocked, and he called Fan Oka to pick him up. He was punched by the Heavenly Master until he couldn't take care of himself, and his chest bones collapsed so hard. Badgers, who fell in front of him, immediately turned around and ran away towards the coast without thinking.

Blackbeard wiped the cold sweat from his forehead. As a hero who endured humiliation and endured heavy burdens, he did not think it was shameful to run away.

He greased the soles of his feet and slid quickly, leaving his friends behind and running at the front. When necessary, he let them cover his strategic changes. This move was not because he was unjust to blackmail someone, but it was actually his responsibility to preserve the spark of hope for a comeback. Bearing great responsibility

A dazzling protective golden light appeared on his body, and the slightly frowning Lao Tianshi burst out with an extremely pure but not strong killing intent. He planned to take aim through the window glass of the street shop, and was about to turn around and sneak a bullet. Fan Oka couldn't help but feel his throat go dry as he hit Happy between the eyebrows. Under the increased pressure, he almost lost his grip on the modified spear.

He immediately put the sickly white horse on his back, vomiting blood crazily, and had a hideous burn and scar on his face, and then ran away.The "frail and sick" poisonous man who was abandoned was walking as fast as running while using his hands to spread thick poisonous mist as a cover.

Holding Stussy in his arms, he looked like a villain who was showing off his power to bully honest people. He waved his hand wildly, "Master, catch up with them and beat them up. I want to see them once. Hit them once”

Feel the terror of the Heavenly Master descending from the mountain to the sea, tremble, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah, wah

After beating Blackbeard's gang to a miserable state, Blackbeard, a fat pig with a beard and a scumbag, looked ferocious and said, "After I succeed in my plan and gain strong partners and strength, your men will die of old age and only the younger ones will die of illness." You fat ball, I will definitely come back and kill you after you are alone." Happy said cruelly, not worrying about their revenge at all, stuffing them all into a barrel, sealing them to death and kicking them into the sea the next day.

"Stand at attention, look to the right, look forward, and rest."

The situation was urgent and Mastangu could no longer rest peacefully in the hospital bed for recuperation. He was forced to leave the hospital with a broken plaster and bandages all over his body. The leader looked at the many comrades who were lined up in a row, heads held high and chests held high, with big hands and arms. With a wave of his hand, he spoke passionately: "Love, that is a man's grave. Now, our dearest Captain Happy actually dated Stussy and Janifa at the same time today. It is enviable to have two feet. Grave of despair, you ask, what shall we do?”

"Save him" everyone said in unison, their faces flushed and their voices loud.

"very good"

"We will do whatever it takes to ruin the date, bring Captain Happy back from the grave, and go through knife-edge and fire."

"By the way, where did that fat ball get the money?" Hashirama looked confused. "I have lost that guy's "wife book". How could he go on a date if he is so poor and has no money? Could it be that he is embezzling public funds?" "

Yasuo raised his hand tremblingly, dumbfounded: "I borrowed it."

"That guy kept stalking and crying for his father and mother for life and death. He said he was so handsome that I even named him "the number one swordsman directly under the "Five Old Stars"" and received so many benefits from Janifa."

Everyone glared, Yasuo sneered and told the truth: "Okay, he told me that if you go out nine times and come back thirteen times, the profits will be high. I'm obsessed."

"This is to support the enemy." Mastangu waved his hand, "Drag him out and beat him."

Then Mastangu clapped his hands and began to issue the highest combat orders. A conspiracy was coming towards Happy.

In a restaurant that specializes in couples' consumption, everything is painted pink and filled with fragrant roses. Three people who have a high rate of turning heads are sitting in a comfortable position by the window.Pedestrians took one look at it and shook their heads one after another, exclaiming that "two flowers were inserted into a large spherical pile of smelly cow dung."

If you look carefully, you can see that they are Happy, Stussy, and Janifa who came here on a date to enhance their relationship. They are all plotting against each other.

Fried rice, seafood, snacks, salads, and fruits fill a large table with dishes, and the aroma is overflowing.

Happy's mouth was already watering just by looking at it. He asked the waiter for a bottle of red wine. He remembered Stark's etiquette for drinking red wine, so he imitated it and stiffly poured a glass of red wine for Stussy and Janifa. .

Happy drank this stuff like a cow or a pig. He didn't care about the taste and drank it all in one gulp.

Thinking of the routine he had prepared with the waiter, he immediately put on a look of enjoyment on his face, pretended to be suspicious, and said thoughtfully: "Well, this smell, this light fragrance, like Stussy and Jiani It's as beautiful as yours, it's intoxicating; in the light sourness, there's an endless aftertaste of spiciness. Well, this red wine must be very expensive. It's most suitable for an elegant man like me. I forgot its name. of red wine.”

"Waiter, what I said is right."

"That's a big mistake, Mr. Fat Ball. This is just a bottle of red wine mixed with water that costs hundreds of dollars on the street." The waiter said expressionlessly while holding the plate, standing tall and straight.

"It's impossible! I spent ten minutes practicing that sentence over the red wine I ordered last night. My movements and expressions were perfect." Happy was so embarrassed. He leaked the details of himself while muttering to himself. He quickly changed his words and smoked. He was talking nonsense and felt something was wrong.

I felt a chill running down my spine as if I was being targeted by a bad person. I glanced at the waiter subconsciously and was startled. I spat out the remaining red wine in my mouth with a pop.

"Damn, Arthur, why are you here?"