The Weak Captain in Pirates

The world-famous Captain Happy, known as the "Sea Man", has a mouth full of fangs, a fat blue whale shark who looks ugly but has a gentle heart. Jinbe, the "Shichibukai", once again encounters injustice in the rich and beautiful seabed. Act chivalrously and act righteously.

After being scolded and taught a lesson about falling in love, he immediately hit the snake and followed it with a stick, adopting a "lightning tactic". After mating, he turned against the female dolphin and immediately irresponsibly planned to run away. After the dolphin was beaten to a head full of betrayal, he saw the female dolphin. The dolphin picked it up and put Captain Happy's wanted notice on his doorstep to ward off evil spirits, and fell into deep thought.

The agouti dolphin passing by leisurely leisurely accidentally saw the majestic and masculine Jinbe, and was immediately shocked.

His heart was pounding across races, and he immediately pouted his mouth and came forward. His cone-shaped body with black spots quickly swelled into a round ball and looked so cute. He stretched out his mouth for a kiss.

This shameless guy was directly blasted away by Jinbei's "The Secret of Fishman Karate, Buraikan" trick he used while shouting.

Jinbe burst into tears in his heart: If you really were a mother, I would recognize you

Without enough time to dodge, Bruno's eyes narrowed as he looked at Arthur, a strong man. His face with a messy beard got bigger and bigger, and finally the two of them stumbled and fell together in embarrassment.

"Well"

"Um"

Unprepared for the beautiful accident, Arthur and Bruno were so close that their lips were tightly pressed together, and their passion was infinite.

The moment the two kissed each other, Arthur and Bruno were both stunned, their minds were buzzing, and they even forgot to push each other away quickly.

In fact, Arthur vaguely saw excitement and flushing on Bruno's face, as well as shyness and embarrassment.

Oh my god, Brother Monkey, there are monsters. Bah, it’s Superman Clark. There are monsters here.

The soles of his feet were cold, and he pushed the opponent away fiercely, and then slapped Bruno away, causing him to fall to the ground and cover his face with his hands, rolling and screaming in pain.Arthur, who felt a chill, pinched his neck, picked at his throat, and vomited wildly.

"Ugh, vomit, vomit, my mouth will rot."

"Bah, bah, bah, this is the first kiss I have cherished for many years. I want to throw you into the stomach of a Neptune who has been constipated for a long time. You disgusting guy, you even stick out your tongue."

This is something that can be engraved on the pillar of shame in life. He was foaming at the mouth due to nausea, rolled his eyes and collapsed on the ground. After a moment of twitching, Arthur recovered, became furious, and jumped up from the ground like a carp. , he was so angry that he obviously wanted to go up and fight Bruno. It was so shameful and humiliating.

At this time, a thick piece of wood happened to be free-falling from the hole in the ceiling. Arthur's head was immediately hit with pain and a big lump formed. He covered his head and squatted down to take a breath.

The pain that came from him made the dazed Arthur calm down a lot. His eyes were dull, and he muttered "This is an accident, this is an accident" to comfort himself, and finally succeeded in convincing himself.

He looked at the poor guy who was using him as a sandbag cushion, and his eyes became softer. He took out a small shark from his crotch and threw it over, treating it as a thank you gift.

Seeing the "Vicious Hidden Weapon" little shark thrown by Arthur, biting Bruno's head with its fangs, Kaku, who was on full alert, hurried over to help.With great force, he pulled the little shark down and threw it aside with a strange sound like a tightly sucked toilet lever being pulled out.

As an absolute heavyweight, when he fell into the soft embrace of Janifa Xiang and crushed her unconscious, in such a short period of time, he was still thinking about the tofu-eating Happy, and shamelessly touched his evil hand on her on her chest

"Oops, I'm sorry, it was an accident. I couldn't help it. Phew, my hand slipped." This bitch with poor acting skills and stiff lines fainted when he saw the beautiful Janifa. He mentally waved his little fork and flapped his incomplete bat wings. The evil little devil showed up again and kept encouraging him to do good deeds: At this time, as a good boy, you should smile innocently, pout your lips and pounce on the fainted beauty to perform cardiopulmonary resuscitation and artificial respiration.

Ignoring the nudges of this bad-tempered bastard, Happy stared blankly at Aspagu, who was covered in blood and groaning. Then he looked up at the good-looking Robin, the slender Robin, and the charming Robin. Bin, I really can’t take my eyes away from Robin who really wants to hug her.

This round fat boy is no stranger to evil deeds. He found that he had been ignored. Lucci, the Devil Fruit user with the "Cat Fruit Leopard Form", seemed to be facing a powerful enemy. His body began to expand rapidly and transformed into a huge and powerful man. In the shape of a spotted leopard orc, he stared at Happy with his cold beast eyes full of murderous madness. He suppressed the carnivore's innate urge to swallow the fat and said coldly: "You are going to stop us. The fat Captain Happy, that guy over there, is the villain who attacked the fleet escorting the Celestial Dragons and caused a team of elite CP0s and the inviolable Dracos to disappear into the sea, right? King Arthur of the Sea."

Happy was probably confident about what was going on now, and he couldn't lose in terms of momentum, so he glared back at Lu Qi like a fool.

"Should I say that it is indeed a crime that has shocked the world so far? The moment Aspaku opened the scroll, he appeared in front of him to help him."

It turned out that Lu Qi was overthinking

Ignoring this guy who was talking word by word, he was covered in yellow, like a toad standing up. Because he was such a shameless Harpy, he couldn't help but blush at this time, secretly feeling annoyed, thinking about the guy. I'd give my past self a beating if I wasn't kind enough.

Because it was opened by Asbagu at this time, and the scroll filled with messy sealing techniques began to slowly emit a large cloud of smoke, condensing into a big mouth with sausage lips, and slowly used a happy voice, He said kindly and politely: "After the short 10-minute commercial time, a signal will be conveyed to you to the handsome Captain Happy. Please stay where you are and don't move. It can be as little as three to five days or as long as a year and a half. Haha." Captain Pi will definitely come. If the situation is extremely dangerous and urgent, please leave a message and the advertising time will be shortened by 1 minute."

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This efficiency, not to mention coolness, has grass growing on the graves.

The astonished Aspagu looked at him with eyes filled with infinite resentment. Happy angrily kicked away the thick smoke that embarrassed him, pretending to be innocent and had no idea what it was talking about. .

"Hahaha, no matter if it's an accident or not, I didn't just appear in an instant and be on call. The ending is good."

Happy laughed and laughed, then trotted over to Asbagu, who was obviously taking in less air and outgoing more air, pinched his neck, shook his body hard, and shouted loudly: "Asbagu, you have to hold on, you You can't die. If you die, I won't have to pay you back the 100 million Baileys I owe you. You kick your legs. Your Carrera company and inheritance can only be owned by your brother. I, reluctantly inherited it.”

Mentally, Happy's past self is kicking his present self hard now. You are even less kind now than before.

"Ahem!" Aspagu, who was tortured by this bastard and almost burped in anger at his words, coughed violently and vomited blood. He told himself in his heart that he couldn't just die like this. He couldn't take advantage of this bitch. He must survive. I must give this damn fat guy a good beating before his eyesight goes black and he faints.

"Damn it, you guys, you actually hurt my brother Aspagu, leaving him with only his last breath." The good brother ended up like this. Happy became more and more heartbroken and jumped in anger.

Faced with the huge scapegoat thrown by the fat guy, Kaku resolutely refused to accept it. His long square nose was twisted with anger. He couldn't help but raise his middle finger and retort with his fangs, "The most we can do is let him get seriously injured. He is so frequent." He is in a dead state because he is obviously angry with you."

Happy, who accidentally revealed his true and unscrupulous thoughts, turned black, scratched his cheek with a finger, and said harshly: "Nonsense, I was kindly trying to stimulate his desire to live and let him You must be strong and survive.”

After saying that, he affirmed himself.

After calling Arthur and asking him to carry Aspagu up, Happy rarely put on a serious face and said calmly to Lu Qi: "No more nonsense, you can go before I get angry."

"Or do you want to all stay here, kitty?"

The atmosphere instantly became extremely tense, and even the air seemed to be filled with the smell of gunpowder. Even though Happy's face was quite calm, arrogant, and threatening, trying to calm Lu Qi down, in fact, he was panicking in his heart. no

Arthur, this guy, can only bluff people after leaving the ocean. Fighting depends entirely on those messy things in his crotch. His personal strength is rubbish, and he is also a rubbish. Bah, what Happy means is, really If they were to fight, they would be two weak scum being hung up and beaten.

Happy's heart was pounding with abacus, and he was roaring crazily: Why don't you leave yet? I've already created an excuse to help you run away. Leave quickly. Why are you still here? You really want to fight, don't. Come on, take Robin away quickly, the further away the better. Wait until I move all the horses here. Even if you lock Robin in the conference room of Mary Joa's "Five Old Stars", then I will Can we join forces with them to get Robin back?