The Weak Captain in Pirates

He turned over and struggled to climb onto the huge bubble car. Because Happy was seriously overweight, the bubbles were tragically bent into an "M" shape, pitifully as if they were overwhelmed and about to break at any time.

A kind-hearted uncle was hired as the referee to wave the black and white checkered flag, and with the island marked by mangrove No. 13 as the target, Happy and Riley's bubble car race began.

The pedals were pressed crazily to drive the fan blades behind the bubble car to rotate rapidly to provide strong power. Happy and Reilly drove the bubble car around at the same time, wildly and quickly through the complicated shopping streets.

Other bubble cars often pass by, and they all happily extend their thumbs with interest, then put their hands to their mouths and loudly praise their good driving skills.

"Hahahaha, I didn't expect your skills to be quite good." The wind blew by the roadside. Rayleigh's long silver curly hair was flying back. He picked up the bottle and took a sip, turning his head and laughing at Happy.

"That's right, I'm a huge fan of the game Grand Theft Auto. It's a real fast car game. I don't know what it is. Simply put, it's a game about grabbing cars, racing, crashing, and stealing cars again."

When bragging about himself, Happy was almost frightened to death by Rayleigh's drunk driving and turning his head. He hurriedly pointed his hand forward and shouted: "Damn it, you dare to turn your head at such a fast speed. Do you think you are really Pluto and not afraid of Hell? Look at the road." There is someone in front of you"

After being reminded, Reilly quickly braked, startling the pedestrians who were crossing the street. Several people raised their middle fingers and despised him for not daring to cross the street. He looked left and right. There was no navy on duty, so Reilly breathed a sigh of relief. , wiped the sweat from his forehead, drank the whole bottle of wine, and muttered: "It's so dangerous. If I get caught by the navy on duty like last time, I will be fined. I have no money."

Happy couldn't laugh or cry. Is this the point?

Also, your majestic Pluto actually let a few "traffic policemen" capture him alive. If Roger knew about it, he might not even be able to hold down the coffin board.

Seeing a cool-looking local bubble car, Happy subconsciously felt "thirsty" and his hands trembled. Seeing that he was about to hit it and fuck it, he hurriedly turned back and Happy breathed a sigh of relief. Playing too many games is really harmful to people. If you really want to fight against that local tycoon's version of the bubble car, you have to pay for it with death.

Attracted by the aroma of the food, Happy came to the snack shop and faced the enthusiastic and bearded boss who said "Would you like to try it?", Happy nodded desperately.

With a solemn look on his face, it’s time to show the true power of the balloon fruit.

Happy patted his fat belly, took a deep breath, relaxed, took another deep breath, relaxed again, and sucked hard with his big mouth. Under the strong suction, the bones and flesh of the roast chicken and duck in front of him were incredibly separated, and the meat was torn into pieces. , automatically flew into his mouth.The bones were left behind, the whole bare bones were crying alone with a smooth and cold light.

"Hiccup~ It tastes really good. Don't cry in despair, boss."

After burping, Happy's belly was obviously rounder, and he vowed: "I'm not the shameless person who doesn't buy it after trying it and finding it delicious. I will buy it."

Momo put his hand into his pocket, took out Happy and counted it carefully. There were more than 38 crumpled Baileys. He raised his head and said, "Full wealth."

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The angry boss with a curly beard was so angry that his lungs were about to explode. He picked up the broom and made a few acrobatic gestures, and then chased Happy down several streets as if to beat him up. A certain sloppy old man named Rayleigh, who was unscrupulous, He sneakily sneaked into the snack shop that was unattended at this time. This pile of delicious food was like a windfall for him.

As people on the street knelt down in numbness, a fat Draco wearing something like a spacesuit, an oxygen mask on his head, a strange hairstyle, and snot hanging from his nose was riding a young human slave lying on the ground with scars all over his body. Moving forward slowly.Behind them were several miserable beautiful women with slave collars on their necks, and a team of agents dressed in black who were responsible for protecting the "descendants of the Creator."

"Hmph, father abandoned me, where did he go?" The Tianlong man sniffed, then shook his head, raised his heel and kicked the young slave who was already carrying him, complaining. : "You are such a loser. You crawl as slowly as a turtle. I almost vomited while riding you."

The young slave coughed up a large amount of blood, and his limbs were shaking violently. It was obvious that he could not hold on any longer, but he still lowered his head and allowed the obese Celestial Dragon to beat and scold him without saying a word.

Suddenly, the obese Draco saw an untouchable with a curved beard in front of the street. He ran past angrily while waving a broom, with mucus flowing from his nose. After sniffing, he said with a gloomy face and arrogance: "How dare humans dare to fight in the great world?" Don’t kneel down as you walk by the descendants of the Creator.”

It was useless to beg for mercy and apologize. Being chased and beaten by the angry boss with a curly beard, Happy almost knelt down and called his grandfather when he suddenly heard the piercing sound of a gunshot.

When he turned around and looked over, the crooked-bearded boss was hit by a bullet. He screamed and his chest was stained red with blood. He staggered and fell in a pool of blood.

Happy's pupils shrank, following the sound of the gunfire, he looked at the fat pig with a gun in his hand and smoke coming out of the gun.

"Is the world's noble Celestial Dragon?"

Happy trampled on precious lives so casually. Knowing how rubbish these guys were, Happy was furious. He put away the cute and handsome smile that always appeared on his face. He didn't know where the courage came from, and walked directly to the middle of the street with his eyes. Staring solemnly and deeply at the fat Celestial Dragon.

"Logically speaking, when a fat boy sees a fat pig, he should feel inexplicably friendly, but you fat pig really makes me feel sick. Do you feel like you are sitting upright in the sky? Don't laugh to death, you are the descendant of those filthy garbage "

"How dare you, a pariah, be rude to me and stand in front of me."

Seeing this fat ball who didn't take him seriously at all, the screaming fat pig Tianlong raised his gun in anger.Even though he was about to be shot through the heart by a bullet, Happy was very confident this time and did not give in. Instead of skillfully raising his hands and shouting "Sir, spare my life", Happy glared angrily.

At the critical moment when the fat Draco's finger touched the trigger, his wrist was caught by Kong Wu's powerful hand as the gravel came with the dull sound of thunder and a blue electric arc danced.

"What do you want to do to my captain, fat pig?" Ruishi said in a deep voice.

Although they pretended not to care, and even yelled at Happy, cursing him to fall into the manure pit, during this period of separation, everyone in the "Freedom" pirate group was really worried about their captain, and they were so worried that they almost couldn't eat. I can’t swallow my bowl with chopsticks

Thinking of the gravel that would cause an accident to the captain a little later, he was frightened for a while, and when he was angry, he exerted a little force on his hand. In an instant, the crisp sound of the entire arm bone of the obese Tianlong being completely shattered was heard, and he let out a scream like a lung-breaking scream.

"Yes, someone attacked the Tianlong people"

"Run quickly, the admiral and the warship are coming."

The crowd who had been kneeling silently around them started to commotion violently, stood up in fear and dispersed in a crowd.

Hashirama appeared among the sparse green leaves falling, smiling lightly and blocking Happy behind him.

The black-clothed agents responsible for protecting the Tianlong people stared blankly at Yasuo, who was coming in the wind and had already drawn his sword out of its sheath. They didn't dare to breathe. They were trembling and they already felt it. As long as they moved a little, as a result of

"Captain, is it fun to be blown away by a tornado? Look, your belly is actually bulging again. You are still in the mood to eat and drink to gain weight?" Hashirama looked back at Happy, grinning and saying with a teasing smile.

Happy tried his best to suck up his belly to refute the fact that Hashirama said he was fat.

But I didn't succeed, my belly is still round.

Olivia, who hurried over in a hurry, saw the idiot captain standing there stupidly patting his belly, and was immediately furious. However, she was about to yell, "You useless fat ball, can anyone save me some peace of mind?" When they were walking, they suddenly saw Happy turning to greet them. His eyes were more serious than ever before. What he wanted to say was instantly suppressed in his stomach. He frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"

"Armstrong, take the injured gentleman to the hospital quickly."

"As you command, Sir Captain"

Captain Happy's calm and unquestionable tone of voice made Armstrong straighten his back immediately, gently hold the curt-bearded boss, who was still breathing, in his arms, and quickly walk to the hospital.

Reaching out to greet Mastangu, Happy took out the pistol from his waist, loaded it and walked up to the fat Celestial Dragon with an expressionless expression, and pointed the muzzle at his head.

As if he smelled the breath of death, the obese Tianlong was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder split. His eyes seemed to bulge out as he looked at Happy, filled with fear that penetrated his bones. "What do you want to do? I am a Celestial Dragon, a descendant of the noble and great Creator."

Rushing over urgently, the naval admiral guarding the Chambord Islands, wearing the cloak of naval justice, was shocked. He tried desperately to rush over for rescue, but Olivia grabbed his head and smashed it to the ground.

"Stop, no"

Before he finished speaking, Happy pulled the trigger and blew the fat Draco's head to pieces.

The splattered blood had a pungent smell of blood, and the scene was like an exploding watermelon. He resisted the urge to vomit. Happy looked down with a solemn expression, gritted his teeth and wanted to raise his head, but Olivia's hand was like It is a mountain that makes it difficult for him to shake the admiral.

"You go back and tell Warring States, and ask him to tell the five old dogs: Remember to tell the ring-eyed trash holding the dog leash, don't let the descendants of those disgusting trash who deceive the world and steal their reputation come out and be embarrassed."

"From now on, the Chambord Islands are the territory of the "Freedom" Pirates, that is, Captain Happy. If you don't accept it, then destroy the entire navy and start a war."