Douluo's My Name Naruto
Chapter 97 German Orthopedics
"German Orthopedics" Liu Erlong asked in confusion, "What do you mean?"
"Ahem" Tao Long looked at the eyes of the people in the room attracted by him, and secretly said gossip is indeed human nature, regardless of whether you are a soul master or not.
"This is a poignant love story, do you want to hear it?"
"I want to hear, I want to hear, Xiaolong, tell me quickly" Ma Hongjun Oscar booed
"Stop talking nonsense, I'm not in the mood to listen to you telling bedtime stories right now." Liu Erlong raised an eyebrow. The appearance of the master made her feel sad and happy. She was not in a good mood. Anyway, these little bastards in front of her were... As a disciple of Flanders, she is already considering whether to discipline her boss to convince others with reason.
"The hero and heroine of the story are a brother and sister. What do you think, Teacher Erlong, if you want to listen to it, maybe it can shed some light on you and the master."
"Brothers and sisters" Liu Erlong and Xiao Wu asked at the same time, and then they looked at each other, Xiao Wu covered her rabbit ears and sat back blushing.
"Yes, brothers and sisters." Tao Long nodded and said:
"By the way, a long time ago, in an ordinary small mountain village, there was an ordinary family. There were four people in the family, father, mother, a son and a daughter. The son's name was Xiaotang, and the daughter's name was Xiaotu. They were healthy and happy. growing."
"Why are they called Xiao Tang and Xiao Tu?" Xiao Wu jumped out and asked again. She felt that Brother Xiao Long was going to cause trouble again.
"If the author is willing, I have the final say in my story. Sit down, otherwise I will call you Xiaosan and Xiaowu."
"Humph, wait until the mistress comes back and I'll tell him."
Cut, Tao Long pouted, Xiao Mian, what he said was the same as Tang San could beat me.
"Time flies, the two brothers and sisters grow up quickly, the children of the peasant family are in charge of the family early, and the parents start to worry about their marriage.
But several years have passed, and both brothers and sisters said that they have not found someone they like.Father built a new house for them, one in the east of the village and one in the west of the village, and they were unwilling to move out, saying that they were reluctant to part with their parents. "
"What do you want to say?" Liu Erlong asked loudly
Let me go, this river mother dragon roar, how can this master be able to withstand it in the future, people who have had a good time one day will not want to sleep.
"Don't worry, don't worry, the main event will come soon." Tao Long smiled and comforted Liu Erlong, who was on the verge of rage, and Flender broke into a sweat.
"The brothers and sisters were getting older, and their parents were getting more and more anxious. They were so worried that they couldn't sleep at night. One night, in the middle of the night, the father suddenly heard a strange sound coming from outside the house. He held his breath and concentrated. It seemed to be the voice of his little daughter asking for help. "
Speaking of this, Tao Long squeezed his throat and said: "No, um, no, heh heh heh"
At this time, a small fist smashed on the table in front of Taolong with great power.
Bang looked at the table and it was instantly shattered into pieces. Tao Long smiled calmly.
"The father found out that his son was in his daughter's room. It turned out that he had been secretly in love the whole morning. In anger, the father broke his son's leg. The injury was very serious. The son had to go to Germany, which is famous for the treatment of fractures, to have the broken leg reattached.
Since then, there has been a saying about German orthopedics
Used to refer to siblings,,,,,,, what?"
Talking fast, Taolong took a deep breath after he finished speaking. Fortunately, his lung capacity has increased, otherwise he would not be able to speak so much if he was suffocated.
Liu Erlong was startled, as if he remembered something bad.
Xiao Wu asked timidly: "Brother Xiaolong, brother and sister,...are they all going to have their legs broken?"
Tao Long glanced at her
"You and the mistress are not related by blood, why are you so nervous?"
"You're talking nonsense, I'm not nervous, you, you're slandering" Rabbit, no, Xiao Wu said anxiously
Flanders looked at Liu Erlong, whose eyes were gradually becoming painful. Why did Xiaolong tell such a story? Could it be that he knew what happened between Erlong and Xiaogang and shouldn't have done it? Even if he knew, he was telling this for the sake of What
"So, do you also think that it was wrong for the brother and sister to fall in love with each other?" Liu Erlong came back to his senses, his eyes darkened, and he seemed to have lost all his strength.
"Later, they abandoned their parents, abandoned their village, abandoned the whole world, and eloped."
After Taolong finished speaking, he looked at Liu Erlong who turned around, and said seriously:
"Of course they were wrong. In any case, they shouldn't have left their parents. They were wrong for just this one. But their mistake is only this one."
"Just one" Liu Erlong asked
"Because luckily, their baby is healthy"
"Brother Xiaolong, what are you talking about, you gangster?" Among the three girls, Zhu Zhuqing's expression changed slightly and she turned her head.Xiao Wu shouted directly, and at the same time did not forget to pull Ning Rongrong to encourage herself.Ning Rongrong, however, was no longer in her state, her face was red, and she was still muttering about having a baby, having a baby... I don't know what she was thinking about.
Liu Erlong obviously didn't understand either, but she wasn't in the mood to pursue it further.
"Teacher Erlong, no matter how difficult the relationship between you and the master is, can it be harder than this pair of biological brothers and sisters? If you want to know if you have fallen in love with the wrong person, just think about the price that this love needs to pay. Have you ever felt sorry for your parents?"
Liu Erlong shook his head, he and Yu Xiaogang's family was far from happy, parents' love was a luxury to them.
Similarly, without family affection, naturally there is no harm.
"Have you ever felt sorry for the important people around you?"
This question, before Liu Erlong opened his mouth, Flender answered first:
"No, on the contrary, I will be very happy when they are together."
Tao Long clapped his hands and said:
"So, you haven't sorry to anyone, so why bother yourself and add trouble to yourself in vain?"
But Liu Erlong smiled bitterly:
"There are so many people in this world, some things cannot be decided so simply."
"There are so many people, but what do they have to do with you? You will meet more than 2000 million people in your life. The probability of two people falling in love is only
0, much, much lower than the probability of becoming a soul master and hunting a 000049-year soul ring.
How many people want to win the heart of one person, and the white head will never be separated.You are here to grind and chirp, aren't you afraid of being punished by heaven?"
"You brat, what are you talking about?" Flender's head bounced around Feitaolong.
The beautiful lines of "Wish to win the hearts of one, never leave each other" aroused the infinite reverie of all the women present, which is also the deepest expectation in Liu Erlong's heart.
beautiful woman sigh
"Boy, what you said is right, but I haven't cared about it for a long time. As long as I can be with Xiaogang, I don't care about anything. But, Xiaogang..."
Hehe, Taolong stood up and patted the dust off his clothes
"It's better to act than to be moved. Let's go and meet this stubborn donkey, Master. Don't worry, I will help you get rid of him."
duang
The little monsters stared dumbfounded at the big human-shaped hole in the wall, and Liu Erlong who had just retracted his foot
"I have no respect for you" looked back and glanced around, "Stay here obediently, do you understand?"
Seven people nodded obediently.jpg
"Ahem" Tao Long looked at the eyes of the people in the room attracted by him, and secretly said gossip is indeed human nature, regardless of whether you are a soul master or not.
"This is a poignant love story, do you want to hear it?"
"I want to hear, I want to hear, Xiaolong, tell me quickly" Ma Hongjun Oscar booed
"Stop talking nonsense, I'm not in the mood to listen to you telling bedtime stories right now." Liu Erlong raised an eyebrow. The appearance of the master made her feel sad and happy. She was not in a good mood. Anyway, these little bastards in front of her were... As a disciple of Flanders, she is already considering whether to discipline her boss to convince others with reason.
"The hero and heroine of the story are a brother and sister. What do you think, Teacher Erlong, if you want to listen to it, maybe it can shed some light on you and the master."
"Brothers and sisters" Liu Erlong and Xiao Wu asked at the same time, and then they looked at each other, Xiao Wu covered her rabbit ears and sat back blushing.
"Yes, brothers and sisters." Tao Long nodded and said:
"By the way, a long time ago, in an ordinary small mountain village, there was an ordinary family. There were four people in the family, father, mother, a son and a daughter. The son's name was Xiaotang, and the daughter's name was Xiaotu. They were healthy and happy. growing."
"Why are they called Xiao Tang and Xiao Tu?" Xiao Wu jumped out and asked again. She felt that Brother Xiao Long was going to cause trouble again.
"If the author is willing, I have the final say in my story. Sit down, otherwise I will call you Xiaosan and Xiaowu."
"Humph, wait until the mistress comes back and I'll tell him."
Cut, Tao Long pouted, Xiao Mian, what he said was the same as Tang San could beat me.
"Time flies, the two brothers and sisters grow up quickly, the children of the peasant family are in charge of the family early, and the parents start to worry about their marriage.
But several years have passed, and both brothers and sisters said that they have not found someone they like.Father built a new house for them, one in the east of the village and one in the west of the village, and they were unwilling to move out, saying that they were reluctant to part with their parents. "
"What do you want to say?" Liu Erlong asked loudly
Let me go, this river mother dragon roar, how can this master be able to withstand it in the future, people who have had a good time one day will not want to sleep.
"Don't worry, don't worry, the main event will come soon." Tao Long smiled and comforted Liu Erlong, who was on the verge of rage, and Flender broke into a sweat.
"The brothers and sisters were getting older, and their parents were getting more and more anxious. They were so worried that they couldn't sleep at night. One night, in the middle of the night, the father suddenly heard a strange sound coming from outside the house. He held his breath and concentrated. It seemed to be the voice of his little daughter asking for help. "
Speaking of this, Tao Long squeezed his throat and said: "No, um, no, heh heh heh"
At this time, a small fist smashed on the table in front of Taolong with great power.
Bang looked at the table and it was instantly shattered into pieces. Tao Long smiled calmly.
"The father found out that his son was in his daughter's room. It turned out that he had been secretly in love the whole morning. In anger, the father broke his son's leg. The injury was very serious. The son had to go to Germany, which is famous for the treatment of fractures, to have the broken leg reattached.
Since then, there has been a saying about German orthopedics
Used to refer to siblings,,,,,,, what?"
Talking fast, Taolong took a deep breath after he finished speaking. Fortunately, his lung capacity has increased, otherwise he would not be able to speak so much if he was suffocated.
Liu Erlong was startled, as if he remembered something bad.
Xiao Wu asked timidly: "Brother Xiaolong, brother and sister,...are they all going to have their legs broken?"
Tao Long glanced at her
"You and the mistress are not related by blood, why are you so nervous?"
"You're talking nonsense, I'm not nervous, you, you're slandering" Rabbit, no, Xiao Wu said anxiously
Flanders looked at Liu Erlong, whose eyes were gradually becoming painful. Why did Xiaolong tell such a story? Could it be that he knew what happened between Erlong and Xiaogang and shouldn't have done it? Even if he knew, he was telling this for the sake of What
"So, do you also think that it was wrong for the brother and sister to fall in love with each other?" Liu Erlong came back to his senses, his eyes darkened, and he seemed to have lost all his strength.
"Later, they abandoned their parents, abandoned their village, abandoned the whole world, and eloped."
After Taolong finished speaking, he looked at Liu Erlong who turned around, and said seriously:
"Of course they were wrong. In any case, they shouldn't have left their parents. They were wrong for just this one. But their mistake is only this one."
"Just one" Liu Erlong asked
"Because luckily, their baby is healthy"
"Brother Xiaolong, what are you talking about, you gangster?" Among the three girls, Zhu Zhuqing's expression changed slightly and she turned her head.Xiao Wu shouted directly, and at the same time did not forget to pull Ning Rongrong to encourage herself.Ning Rongrong, however, was no longer in her state, her face was red, and she was still muttering about having a baby, having a baby... I don't know what she was thinking about.
Liu Erlong obviously didn't understand either, but she wasn't in the mood to pursue it further.
"Teacher Erlong, no matter how difficult the relationship between you and the master is, can it be harder than this pair of biological brothers and sisters? If you want to know if you have fallen in love with the wrong person, just think about the price that this love needs to pay. Have you ever felt sorry for your parents?"
Liu Erlong shook his head, he and Yu Xiaogang's family was far from happy, parents' love was a luxury to them.
Similarly, without family affection, naturally there is no harm.
"Have you ever felt sorry for the important people around you?"
This question, before Liu Erlong opened his mouth, Flender answered first:
"No, on the contrary, I will be very happy when they are together."
Tao Long clapped his hands and said:
"So, you haven't sorry to anyone, so why bother yourself and add trouble to yourself in vain?"
But Liu Erlong smiled bitterly:
"There are so many people in this world, some things cannot be decided so simply."
"There are so many people, but what do they have to do with you? You will meet more than 2000 million people in your life. The probability of two people falling in love is only
0, much, much lower than the probability of becoming a soul master and hunting a 000049-year soul ring.
How many people want to win the heart of one person, and the white head will never be separated.You are here to grind and chirp, aren't you afraid of being punished by heaven?"
"You brat, what are you talking about?" Flender's head bounced around Feitaolong.
The beautiful lines of "Wish to win the hearts of one, never leave each other" aroused the infinite reverie of all the women present, which is also the deepest expectation in Liu Erlong's heart.
beautiful woman sigh
"Boy, what you said is right, but I haven't cared about it for a long time. As long as I can be with Xiaogang, I don't care about anything. But, Xiaogang..."
Hehe, Taolong stood up and patted the dust off his clothes
"It's better to act than to be moved. Let's go and meet this stubborn donkey, Master. Don't worry, I will help you get rid of him."
duang
The little monsters stared dumbfounded at the big human-shaped hole in the wall, and Liu Erlong who had just retracted his foot
"I have no respect for you" looked back and glanced around, "Stay here obediently, do you understand?"
Seven people nodded obediently.jpg
You'll Also Like
-
Hello Chang’an
Chapter 619 8 hours ago -
All the people: True Words Concept God? I will lead the country
Chapter 305 8 hours ago -
Pirates don't deserve justice
Chapter 34 8 hours ago -
Spiritual resurrection: Flirting with the best female ghost at the beginning
Chapter 537 8 hours ago -
One Piece: Wudang White Night, Vice Captain of the Straw Hat Pirates
Chapter 158 8 hours ago -
Others go through hardships to practice martial arts, but you can quickly master advanced martial ar
Chapter 81 8 hours ago -
After severing ties, the biological parents regretted it
Chapter 210 8 hours ago -
I am the ultimate martial arts saint.
Chapter 9 8 hours ago -
Conan: Being a Crazy Traitor in a Winery
Chapter 446 8 hours ago -
I let you be a rich man, not a scumbag.
Chapter 131 8 hours ago