Humanoid monsters in comics

"It makes me so sad when you say that. We are friends." William looked at Steve with an exaggerated expression, making the latter look helpless.

Steve became even more helpless after seeing the military uniform on William's body.

Although it is outrageous to think so, it is still very sad that even such a person can become a soldier, but he has never been selected due to physical reasons.

"I don't know a friend who would tell me my family name without paying the fare." Steve sighed and looked at William, feeling astonished as he had been when there was a loud knock on the door that day.

"Oh, I just didn't have enough money to pay the fare in advance for some reasons at that time. I want to pay you back this money as a reward for helping me two years ago. Don't refuse, because I already have so much money that I don't know what to do with it." How did you spend it?" William had a flat face and said words that made people want to hit him. Even Bucky on the side wanted to punch William in the face.

Just looking at William's epaulettes, he still had no choice but to resist the urge.

Steve still wanted to refuse, but after Li Xian took out a large bundle of U.S. dollars from his arms like toilet paper, he shrugged and accepted.

And comfort myself in my heart, I can't beat him, and this is what I deserve

"Since you are Steve's friend, you are also my friend." Bucky said with a smile, then the smile disappeared from his face, and he stood at attention very formally and performed a military salute: "Senior James Barnes says hello to you. , sir”

"" Steve was startled by Bucky's standing attention salute. He looked carefully at William's epaulettes and realized that William was actually a lieutenant colonel.

Ah this

"Don't be so formal. My name is William Evans. It's not a formal occasion yet. Don't be so serious in private. Go in. I put on a military uniform to seduce those passionate girls." William did not return the greeting, but He directly patted Bucky on the shoulder and said some unreasonable words.

William today did come partly to appreciate the exotic scenery, but mainly to see the famous scenes of Howard Stark and the process of Dr. Erskine falling in love with Steve.

William's forthright speech also made Bucky have a lot of good impressions. Coupled with Steve's oral impression two years ago, William built a sand sculpture image in his mind.

But he is a great idiot

Steve's eyes became more complicated. They hadn't seen each other for two years, and William was already a lieutenant colonel.

Steve Menqing, who is familiar with various positions in the military, is already a lieutenant colonel, a powerful cadre who can lead 500 people, and William is not wearing a civilian uniform.

Envy was envy, but Steve was still very interested in what William had experienced in the past two years. It was incredible that he could become a lieutenant colonel from an ordinary person in a short period of time.

And he also has a bold idea, that is, can William take him into the army?

He has even done things like falsifying information, so it shouldn't be a problem for William to open a back door and realize his dream, right?

"William, can you tell me what you have done in the past two years? I'm a little curious." Steve suddenly spoke, interrupting the strange conversation between the two old gentlemen.

When William heard this, he smiled generously and said, "Of course we can talk while walking. I don't want to miss the wonderful moments in the venue."

Bucky nodded and quickly found the two girls who were waiting impatiently and entered the venue.

After the two girls joined, William began to tell a few people about his legendary life, from being the first in all subjects in the recruit camp, to sniping and killing a large number of enemy cadres, disabling their command system, to improvising several random things. battle

It was told until Howard Stark's famous scene arrived, and then it ended with the reason that today is to see the future, not a story session.

Steve was a little unsatisfied, and the two girls who joined were about to abandon Bucky and throw themselves into the arms of William, a funny and brave lieutenant colonel.

But William's attention now is not on the two beauties, but on Howard Stark on the stage.

Amidst the soundtrack of pedaling and pedaling, several beauties in black stockings standing in front of a red sports car swung their legs in unison, wearing a straight suit and a polite Howard Stark hat in front of the applause and screams of a group of people. With a cry, he walked out from behind the curtain.

"Oh~ Five beauties couldn't cover up the arrogance on his body." William couldn't help laughing when he saw Howard kissing the girl deeply when he took the microphone.

This feels too deja vu, right?

Tony is definitely his biological child, hahaha

"I absolutely agree with this." Bucky on the side heard this and nodded in agreement. He looked at William and smiled tacitly.

The two beauties who were about to pounce on William were also attracted by Howard Stark's coquettishness, with love in their eyes.

There is also a girl with a voice that makes people laugh boldly: "I~love~you~Howard~"

As for Howard, he was no doubt a veteran of Hua Cong. The expression on his face remained unchanged at all, and he wiped his mouth with a tissue with a calm and evil smile.

"Ha~" William couldn't help laughing when he saw this, and made a trumpet shape with his hands in front of his mouth, shouting the same loudly: "I love you too Howard~"

"Hahahaha" Bucky on the side laughed unkindly, and he smiled extremely happily.

The celebrities around them were not as rude as William and Bucky. Although they tried their best to suppress their laughter, they still did not laugh.

Of course, most of the people holding back their laughter were men, while the women were glaring at William angrily.

Howard Stark still had that charming smile on his face, and he was not angry at William's interruption at all. Instead, he winked at William.

"I love you too, sir. I love everyone in this world and bring convenience to everyone. This is Stark Industries."

He didn't get angry at all in the face of ridicule, but instead helped this episode to promote his own ideas. Geniuses like Howard are indeed much easier to get along with those who only know how to immerse themselves in research. This may be why Howard was able to build such a large Stark Industry. One of the reasons.

"Ladies and gentlemen, what if I told you that in just a few years your car wouldn't even touch the ground~"

The girls, who had obviously discussed it in advance, removed the four wheels of the red sports car, revealing the strange device where the wheels were originally.

"Thank you Mandy for the introduction. With Stark's anti-gravity technology, you can do it."

After these words, everyone, including William, looked at the car with all their attention.

Howard walked to the instrument and started to operate the controller. As a little light came on from the tires, the car slowly levitated without the help of any external force, and finally floated forty or fifty centimeters above the ground.

Everyone around them who saw this magical scene exclaimed in surprise, but before they could be surprised for a long time, several balls of electric sparks exploded from under the floating car, and then fell heavily to the ground.

Mr. Stark said awkwardly: "I said it will take a few years, right?"

When William saw that he had successfully punched in, he turned around and found that Steve was no longer there. He had been attracted by the recruitment advertisement behind him.

"Hey, Bucky, Steve is missing. I'm going to look for him at the recruiting office." William touched Bucky beside him and said to him.

Bucky turned around and saw that Steve was missing. He immediately decided to value friends over sex, and prepared to go find Steve with William.