Champion of the Elves

The time for indulgence always flies by quickly. After making an appointment with Lu Qixing, who also successfully joined the data analysis and mining team and the panoramic elf battle simulation team, the four people in Jiang Ming's dormitory had a feast in the best cafeteria in the school. Several people who came to celebrate the same dormitory successfully joined the club they wanted to join.

"Ugh, I'm so full."

Fang Yun burped and staggered on the way back to the dormitory. He touched his round belly and felt comfortable.

"Hey, Fang Yun." Jiang Ming on the side did approach quietly and asked in a low voice, "Didn't you say this morning that you have some skills in chatting? How should I speak?"

"Why. I can't help but want to chat at night."

Fang Yun chuckled.

"Don't change the subject."

Jiang Ming blushed and quickly interrupted Fang Yun.

"Okay, okay, it's rare that you take the initiative to ask me, how can I, as your good brother, abandon you and ignore you?" Fang Yun patted his chest confidently, turned to Jin Xing and Lu Qixing and said, "Jiang Ming and I will go for a walk by the lake. Let’s take a walk to eat, you go back first.”

"Okay, let's go back then."

Jin Xing and Lu Qixing seemed to be tired after a busy day, so they waved to Jiang Ming and hurried back to rest.

The two walked around the lake for a while, and then Jiang Ming said, "Okay, let's talk."

"Don't be anxious, don't be anxious." Fang Yun stomped, pretending to be a boss, "Let me ask you a few questions first."

"Don't give a shit."

Jiang Ming's mouth twitched.

"Do you know what is the most taboo thing about chasing girls?"

"what"

"There are three points, please listen carefully." Fang Yun cleared his throat, "First, don't confess your love right away. By the way, do you think that chasing girls starts with confession?"

"I still know this." Jiang Ming recalled the examples he saw in middle school and high school. "I remember that there was a very good-looking girl in the class next door. Aren't there a lot of people in our class who were trying to express their love? In the end, one All of them are meat buns and dogs, and they never come back, and no one succeeds."

"It's good to know. I really don't understand why they are stupid enough to keep killing people when there are so many living examples in front of them. You have to remember that confession is the final sprint and decisive blow, not the clarion call to start the charge. You Although you want her to be your girlfriend, you can't show it all at once, as it will scare people away. Take your time, be friends first, and become intimate step by step. You know, do it step by step. .”

Fang Yun talked eloquently, trying to explain the order issue to Jiang Ming clearly.

"But I always feel like this is too routine."

Jiang Ming frowned.

"Do you really think that girls in real life are like Two-dimensional heroines, who bump into you when you turn a corner and then happen to be exposed." Fang Yun also showed his dead eyes, "Look, what I'm talking about is just chasing girls. method, its function is only to build a bridge of mutual understanding between you and the girl. It allows you to tell her your strengths and sincerity, giving her a channel to fall in love with you. But if there is no such channel , it is very possible that what you are doing is just meaningless self-impression, and she will not be able to accept your message at all, right?"

"It seems to make sense."

Jiang Ming touched his chin and felt that it seemed reasonable.

"Well, teaching you this doesn't make you a scumbag. Whether you are a scumbag or not depends on you. By the way, you won't be the kind of scumbag who will play with women in the future."

As Fang Yun talked, he suddenly showed a vigilant look.

"Do you think I am that kind of person? I am sincere, okay?"

Jiang Ming cursed a little.

"Sincerely, yo yo yo." Fang Yun showed a satisfied expression, "You should have been tricked by me, a sincere and innocent Xiao Ming."

"Okay, why don't you tell me?" Jiang Ming became angry with embarrassment.

"Come on, let me tell you the second point, the most taboo part of chatting." Fang Yun chirped, then continued, "First of all, don't chat endlessly every time, just chat appropriately. Chatting with girls is the most annoying. It's nothing to look for. If you talk about a bunch of things that she's not interested in, it will only lead to the girl taking a shower and sleeping and disappearing from WeChat. Talk about something that you are both interested in, and it is best to experience things together. Don't want me for this Let me teach you. If you don’t know how to chat, you should stay single. Also, be natural and generous when chatting, and don’t make dirty jokes. The most important thing is to drink water good morning and good night. Do not forget to do these. Don’t send it, you know?”

"understood."

Jiang Ming said he understood and kept it in mind.

"The last third point is very important. You have to remember, don't let your mentality jump."

Fang Yun patted Jiang Ming's shoulder as if he had come before.

"aha"

Jiang Ming was confused.

"Don't forget, keep it in your mind, you will know when the time comes. These three points are the "Bible for chasing girls" that I have summarized. It has always been said that men are not passed on to women, but don't forget it. Okay, go back, go back, wash up Go to sleep. You should also be prepared to chat, tsk tsk."

Fang Yun refused to say more, yawned and looked at the sparkling lake, wondering what he was thinking.

......

During the four years of college, most people basically spend their nights in the dormitory.For many students living in other places, the dormitory is their second home.

After Jiang Ming finished chatting with Fang Yun, he went straight back to the dormitory without staying at the lake.After taking a comfortable hot bath with Mu Shumiya, he put it into the elf ball and lay on his back in bed wearing loose pajamas.

I took out the Huawei Elf Edition p40pro, logged into WeChat, and clicked on Su Muyue's profile picture.

It's a Pikachu from the popular Detective Pikachu, wearing a detective suit and holding a magnifying glass.

He had already added friends before, and Jiang Ming also noted the WeChat name of Kitten on the Moon as Su Muyue.Quickly clicking on the chat interface, Jiang Ming had trouble with how to address him.

I called him Student Su in the morning, but that was because the two of them had just met, so I called him a bit more polite, but it would have seemed too distant and formal when chatting on WeChat.But it would be too impolite to call her by name directly.As for her roommate who he accidentally heard calling "Yueyue", well, Jiang Ming felt that Su Muyue didn't know how she felt, and he got goosebumps. He felt that it was too frivolous for someone he had just met. Pass it.

Therefore, there is only one method left.

Jiang Ming thought for a while and decided to send an emoticon directly.

A Cady dog ​​lying on the ground with its legs in the air.

Then he said below: "My roommates and I are very lucky. All three of us successfully joined the fighting club. How is your situation?"

Although it is not yet known whether Su Muyue has entered, judging from Fang Yundu's entry, Su Muyue, who defeated him, has basically successfully joined the battle club, so that the questions asked in the past will not embarrass the other party.

After sending the message, Jiang Ming's heartbeat speeded up unconsciously. Looking at the silent phone, he felt that time had become a bit long.