my elf knows martial arts

By the time the leading Fiery Monkey was defeated, there were not many monkey monsters left standing behind it.

Bill may have been hit on the head, but even though his body was scarred, he still had high fighting spirit, holding up the curled blade and shouting.

"Koma Dao", you bunch of hungry monkey monsters, come on, stand up and try to see if you can snatch the lunch from my hand.

"Judao", who do you think you are, you dare to block the road and rob me?

"Judao", are you just going out with your brains to show off your height? I can't even beat the shit shoveler in my house if they dare to stop me.

Seeing that Bill wanted to continue talking trash, Xu Tian stepped forward, held Bill in his arms, and said softly:

"Okay, okay, you've done a good job, drink the medicine, and when you go to Changqing City to find Natalie, you can't be so dirty, it will make her worry."

Bill took the wound medicine with some hesitation: "Judao" is very expensive, but you don't need it. I just need to find some herbs and apply it on myself. It's like this in the wild.

"That was in the wild, and now you are my elf. Besides, when I meet Liz, you will look like this, with a gray face and a herbal smell."

Xu Tian said with a smile on his face, "I didn't make it up, Vulpix has a very good nose."

Bill glanced at him, snorted, turned away with a red face, and drank the medicine in one gulp.

Suddenly a burst of green light enveloped Bill, and the wounds on his body bitten by the monkey monster healed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Wow, the God of God actually has such a gentle side."

"It's so sour. In my next life, I want to be a Vulpix and be reincarnated into the family of Xu Shenren."

Bai Lu initially hid behind the rocks outside the woods and held up a selfie stick to live broadcast. Seeing that Xu Tian had already taken care of everything, she jumped out and trotted to his side.

It doesn't matter if he can't help, at least Bai Lu knows that he can't be held back and used as a vase.

Besides, I have to be a war reporter to spread Xu Shenren’s glorious deeds.

Bai Lu comforted herself in her heart.

Xu Tian pointed his long stick at the fiery monkey who fell to the ground, and asked condescendingly and indifferently: "You lost, do you admit it?"

The Fiery Monkey gasped and covered the bruises on his body. He looked askance at the younger brothers around him who had lost the ability to fight, and lowered his head in despair.

"Zhizhi" the fiery monkey called out unwillingly.

Xu Tian frowned, then shook his head slightly.

"squeaky"

Seeing Xu Tian's refusal, the Fiery Monkey was a little anxious. It added a few more words with a calm expression.

Bai Lu turned into a curious baby again. She poked Xu Tian and shoved the illustrated book in his face. She said pitifully: "Everyone wants to know what the hot monkey said, so you can kindly translate it."

Xu Tian rolled his eyes.

He is not blind. The comments in the live broadcast room are all "It's obvious that the host doesn't understand, so don't frame others."

Or something like "The illiterate anchor is convinced. These two sentences are common sentences in the hot monkey language. The first sentence represents surrender and surrender, and the second sentence"

Xu Tian looked at Bai Lu's tearful eyes and sighed, and replied: "It said it would admit defeat and was willing to surrender to me. Seeing that I didn't agree, he also said that if it wanted to do something, just do it to itself. Please beg me. Spare its tribe."

"I didn't expect this to be an elf who only values ​​love and justice," Bai Lu said with some regret.

Although she felt a little sympathy for the fiery monkey, it was Xu Tian who defeated the fiery monkey, and it was Xu Tian who had the final say on how to deal with the fiery monkey.

She can be a holy mother, but she cannot be a holy mother whore.

So with just this sentence, Bai Lu stopped talking and returned the power of disposal to Xu Tian.

"It's the Fiery Monkey that you Xu Shenren defeated. Of course you have to listen to him on how to deal with the Fiery Monkey. The anchor is being cute and begging for understanding."

Bai Lu made faces while comforting the rhythmic barrage in the live broadcast room, relieving Xu Tian's pressure.

After all, there are 200 million people watching.

To be honest, Xu Tian's original plan was to teach the fiery monkey a lesson and beat it up in front of the entire tribe to scare the monkeys.

As for public opinion

Xu Tian has never been the kind of person who would let strangers or morality influence him.

In all fairness to martial artists, as long as they have a clear conscience.

In life, what you want is for your heart and actions to be as clear as a mirror, and everything you do is righteous.

He wanted to seek justice for the passers-by who had been robbed.

But when he was about to take action, he saw Bill's eyes.

There was a trace of memory and confusion in his eyes.

The keen Xu Tian immediately noticed Bill's emotional fluctuations. He knelt down and looked at Bill, and asked softly: "What's wrong? Your face doesn't look good."

Bill sighed and turned his head away: "Judao" is fine, you can do what you want to do.

Xu Tian understood what Bill was thinking as soon as his thoughts changed. This guy who had his emotions written all over his face was so understandable.

"I miss your tribe."

Bill's face turned pale after hearing this, and he pursed his lips and replied: "Koma Dao" misses the commander. If it is beaten in front of our eyes, we will definitely be sad to death.

Xu Tian thought quietly.

It is true that the hot monkey does this so that his subordinates can have enough to eat, and there has never been any incident of the hot monkey hurting people. Most of them are robbing food, and will not let them through the woods if they are not given.

He is not a heinous bandit and can be educated.

So Xu Tian, ​​the psychological policeman, temporarily came online, pulled the fiery monkey's little paw and dragged it behind a stone aside, and started friendly education.

This is "True Friendship Education". Xu Tian followed the instructions and used force to force the fiery monkey to listen carefully, and then taught it the eight honors and eight shames to the core socialist values.

After all, Xu Tian was also a good young man from a Young Pioneer to a member of the Communist Youth League in his previous life. He also participated in psychological counseling and was a certified person.

Good guy, Hot Monkey's eyes widened even more when he heard this. He almost cried on the spot and took out the paper to write the party application form.

When Xu Tian came out with Hot Monkey, Hot Monkey seemed to be a different person. He sincerely apologized to the audience in Bailu's live broadcast room and promised not to commit robbery again in the future.

Xu Tian was very pleased. He patted the fiery monkey on the shoulder and said to the audience in the live broadcast room: "I have made an agreement with it. If anyone passes by here in the future and needs bodyguards, they can come to the forest oasis to hire these monkey monsters. Just some food as a reward."

Finally, Xu Tian looked at the fiery monkey seriously and said: "Now you swear in the name of Arceus that from today on, you will not do anything like blocking the road again. If I find out, no matter where I am, I will fly back and beat you again." You deserve a meal”

The fiery monkey swears sincerely at this screen.

From the look in the fiery monkey's eyes, Xu Tian knew that it was truly ready to start a new life from the bottom of its heart.

amount

No, be a monkey again.

When everything was settled, Xu Tian and Bill were ready to hit the road again.

As soon as he glanced at it, the system panel suddenly appeared in front of him.

After such a long period of fighting, Bill has reached level 13, and Sean has also been promoted to level 31.

Xu Tian looked towards the suburbs of Changqing City where he could already see the horizon, feeling more confident.

If nothing else, considering Bill and Sean's fighting skills, they are considered to be the best at the same level.

It shouldn't be a problem to get a consolation prize. When the time comes to find a place to set up a stall to sell auspicious egg related items, Xu Tian has already had the illusion that his bank card balance has skyrocketed.

However, the immediate priority is to quickly upgrade your rank to the "Golden Rank of Entry Trainer".

Otherwise, you won’t even be qualified to sign up for the Professional Trainer League.

This makes Xu Tian worried. Where can he find so many enemies to fight with him as trainers? And he has no money to pay the lottery to seduce people who need money to fight with him.

Because I am the poor one

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