my elf knows martial arts

However, in Bai Lu's live broadcast room, many viewers who were familiar with the language of Ju Dao Xiaobing sent comments to translate Bill's words.

"I may have been injured, but since you didn't mean it, I'll make up for it by treating us to a Haidilao meal in Changqing City. By the way, be sure to order Jigglypuff to sing."

Bai Lu transformed into an emotionless barrage-reading machine and read out the barrage intact.

Hearing this, Bill nodded, crossed his arms over his chest, and looked very pleased.

Yes, this is my condition, accept it quickly, you pretty cute female human being

Xu Tian was almost dying of embarrassment. He saw that Bai Lu was actually an outdoor anchor and probably had many fans.

He had only seen the barrages that crazily swiped the screen in his previous life in the live broadcast room of a certain anchor.

Isn't it equivalent to social death to rip off others in front of so many people?

After thinking about it, Xu Tian hurriedly stepped forward, waved his hand and said, "Don't listen to its nonsense. We are fine. You have already shown your sincerity by apologizing."

Who thought about Bai Lu for a while, narrowed her eyes into crescent moons, and said with a smile: "Haidilao, your elf is such a genius, I want to eat it too, and last time I fell asleep halfway through Jigglypuff's singing It’s such a pity. I must listen to it completely this time.”

After saying that, Bai Lu seemed to feel that she was not determined enough, and added: "He actually fell asleep listening to other people singing. It's very rude for Jigglypuff to think so too."

Xu Tian's eyelids were twitching wildly, someone actually ordered Jigglypuff to sing.

This wave, this wave is the victory of the planning genius

Bill looked at Bai Lu, as if he was sorry to meet him so late. He said with tears in his eyes: "Ju Dao," I didn't expect that you looked a little dull, but you actually understood the righteousness so well and said nothing else. On the way to Changqing City, Uncle Bill will definitely protect you

Bai Lu looked at Xu Tian.

Xu Tian punched Bill with a "dong" sound and said with a serious face: "It said that you can just go to Changqing City and treat us to a cup of coffee. Otherwise, we will protect your safety on the way."

Bai Lu smiled and stretched out her hand: "Are you going to Changqing City too? Then why don't we go together?"

Xu Tian thought for a while and nodded: "Okay, it's my first time traveling far away, so I'm not familiar with some places, so I'll bother you."

After that, he and Bai Lu held hands, and the unique small and soft touch of the girl's palm made Xu Tian's heart skip a beat.

Soft, like a cloud, and like fragrant jelly.

This seems to be the first time I have close contact with a girl other than Natalie.

Xu Tian felt a little relaxed and happy.

Ok

Why does it smell sour?

Could it be that the lunch box in the suitcase is broken?

Xu Tian frowned and smelled it, as if there was a strong sour smell filling the air.

"Damn it, this country bumpkin who came out of nowhere actually shook hands with Miss Bai Lu."

"I also want to travel with the anchor."

"The barrage that reminded the anchor to hit someone just now, get out and die."

There was a lot of wailing in Bailu's live broadcast room, and thousands of dogs howled.

Countless single nobles couldn't sit still when they saw that the innocent Bai Lu believed in this country bumpkin so easily.

The fear that Bai Lu, who is naturally stupid, would be fooled is one thing, but the other reason is the "mutual repulsion of the same sex" between men.

Any male who approaches their goddess will be stared at by countless eyes.

And the most important thing is that this country bumpkin is so handsome.

Starry eyes and white teeth, eyebrows like distant mountains, smile like spring breeze.

Good guy, more than 100 million viewers hugged the lemon tree and gnawed on it.

"Anchors must not be fooled."

"This is a typical trick using little elves to get into trouble, and it's very heart-breaking."

"Just watch, there will definitely be a scene where the hero saves the beauty later. I write novels, this is an old routine."

The barrage of words quickly transformed Xu Tian into a scumbag who specialized in coaxing little girls with sweet words.

Bai Lu looked at the barrage rolling wildly in the live broadcast room, looked back at Xu Tian, ​​and asked in a timid voice: "They say you are a bad person, is it true?"

Xu Tian’s head is getting bigger

How can a girl like this survive alone outside?

If you ask someone so straightforwardly, what bad person would admit it?

Of course Xu Tian replied bluntly: "No, I am a good person."

This time the barrage couldn't sit still anymore.

"Look, which bad guy will admit that he is a bad guy"

"The anchors should stay away from each other and give them some money to clear up the relationship."

Bai Lu was in a dilemma. Until yesterday, Xiao Ju'er's manager had accompanied her and sent her to stay at a nearby trainer's hotel.

But something suddenly happened at Xiao Ju'er's side, so the manager had no choice but to fly to Changqing City overnight. Before leaving, he specifically told Bai Lu to be careful. If it didn't work, he would ask a flaming horse to give him a lift.

But Bai Lu was finally able to take risks freely on her own, how could she be obedient?

So I prepared to secretly walk to Changqing City.

She was so distressed by the barrage that she simply didn't believe anyone and said based on her intuition: "I believe you are a good person, but we have nothing to do with each other in Changqing City."

Xu Tian was also happy and shrugged his shoulders to show that it didn't matter.

He had never come into contact with this kind of anchor, so it would be better to break off the relationship until Bill's wish was fulfilled.

So the next trip that originally belonged to Xu Tian and Bill was interrupted by a young lady who was running a live broadcast.

Along the way, Bai Lu held up the illustrated book and wandered around like a cheerful bird. Whenever there were flowers blooming on the roadside, she would excitedly run over and take selfies.

Although there were many single nobles in the live broadcast room who couldn't stand Xu Tian, ​​they all quickly accepted this fact and immersed themselves in Miss Bai Lu's enthusiasm.

Xu Tian followed her with his luggage on his back, while Bill regained his previous vitality and jumped next to Xu Tian.

"Judao" hehe, you are not quick to shovel shit. Thank you, master. I got a hearty Haidilao meal for you.

Xu Tian sighed helplessly: "Thank you, Uncle Bill. Thanks to you, I was inexplicably cast aside by hundreds of thousands of people I don't know. And, it's just because you want to eat it, okay?"

However, being able to walk with the youthful and energetic Bai Lu alleviated Xu Tian's boredom to a certain extent.

After all, it is definitely a pleasure to watch a girl talking, laughing and occasionally singing in front of him.

This is why so many viewers in Bailu's live broadcast room are eager to eat Xu Tian.

Jealousy envy hate ah

Xu Tian just followed slowly, thinking over and over again in his mind about the Shaolin stick technique Liuhe he had just obtained. After all, he could only teach Sean this stick technique if he had learned it himself.

Fortunately, Xu Tian was one of the best among the younger generation of martial arts in his previous life. He mastered the basics of what he had learned and quickly mastered the essentials of this set of Shaolin stick techniques.

The spear picks a line and the stick sweeps across the area. The stick method is wide open and close, focusing on large-scale destruction. The most taboo is to be caught in a close fight.

Although stick techniques cannot cause fatal injuries like sharp weapons, they are one of the few practical techniques among blunt weapons.

The way of the stick is easy to learn but difficult to master, so there is a saying that "boxing is afraid of young men, and sticks are afraid of old men".

From the looks of it, we have to get Sean to start practicing this stick technique as soon as possible.

I don’t know what Sean’s daily tasks will be. Judging from experience, there should also be a daily practice of stick skills.

While thinking about it, Xu Tian opened his daily task panel.

Looking at the tasks above, Xu Tian sighed heavily.

push-ups120120

Sit-ups120120

Squat 0120

Twelve kilometers long run 912

It feels like my intensity is even more exaggerated than Saitama's.

Maybe the difference between me and the "strong painting style" is not turning on the air conditioner in summer?

Xu Tian groped his chin and thought.

Should I trade my hair for strength?

Suddenly, his many years of martial arts experience gave him a sense of murderous intent.

Bai Lu, who was squatting on the roadside, didn't notice at all that in the small woods in front of her, an Arbor snake was hanging on a branch.

The Arbor snake spit out its core and looked at the "prey" carefully.