my elf knows martial arts

It was late at night, the sparse moonlight was falling like rain, and stars were dotted in the night.

The cool wind of summer night blows through the woods, carrying Lin Tao.Outside the small wooden house on the top of the mountain, the cowboy uncle sat on the boulder and stared at the sleeping village in the basin in a daze.

The human buildings without lights seem to have returned to the Stone Age, and the village is like a tired ancient elf sleeping soundly in the basin.

The cigarettes were burned out one after another, and the uncle's confused eyes fell into the long river of memories.

The choking smoke enveloped the uncle's gray hair.

Gradually, a rush of footsteps broke the silence of the night.

The uncle looked towards the mountain road, and Xu Tian's embarrassed figure slowly came closer from a distance.

"Humph, another brat who doesn't listen to advice."

The uncle looked at Xu Tian who ran back with cold eyes and snorted disdainfully. The scars on Xu Tian's body already showed what happened.

He took the last drag of his cigarette and threw the cigarette away.

Xu Tian panted and came to the boulder, and the cowboy uncle looked at him condescendingly.

"I told you to stay away from the church. That church is haunted." The uncle shook his head and said regretfully, "But I'm used to it. Many people passing by didn't listen and ended up encountering ghosts and lost their lives." ."

Xu Tian sneered in his heart, this uncle was so serious about lying, it would be unfair not to give him an Oscar.

"Uncle, how much do you know about that church and the ghosts inside?" Xu Tian asked calmly.

The uncle answered without thinking: "I don't know much about it. I just heard that it is haunted, so I stayed here to warn the passing trainers to stay away from the church. Don't look at me with a fierce face, but I am actually a good person who is willing to help others."

However, before the uncle could finish speaking, Xu Tian interrupted him.

"Uncle, how is your Kati dog doing? It may be a wind speed dog now."

The cowboy uncle was about to light a cigarette, but the cigarette fell from his hand.

The elderly uncle looked dazed. He looked at Xu Tian with shock and confusion on his face.

That's like saying, "How did you know I had a dog?"

Xu Tian sighed and took out the photo album he took away from the table in that house.

The youthful smiling faces of the young people and the cheerful figure of the Cady dog ​​are clearly visible in the photo album.

The uncle's voice trembled: "You went to my house."

That turned out to be your home, uncle. Xu Tian apologized silently in his heart. I accidentally tore down the door of your home. Bill and I also collected many useful items.

But I don’t think you care. After all, you say you are a good person who is willing to help others.

"The person in this photo is indeed you. Even after so many years, uncle, you already have a beer belly, but your face has not changed."

As Xu Tian raised the photo album, he frowned and observed the difference between the young man in the photo album and the old man in front of him. He found that in addition to being fatter, uglier, older, with dull eyes, and a little out of shape, he also No difference

They both have one nose and two eyes, um, exactly the same

The uncle leaned on the boulder with a dejected expression. A high-pitched barking came from the distance, and a figure like the wind rushed out from the woods behind the wooden house.

That is a majestic wind speed dog.

The heroic figure with limbs as light as flying out of thin air ran to the uncle. It stuck out its tongue, panted and rubbed its head against the uncle's hand.

"Wang Wang Wang"

The uncle smiled and stroked the wind speed dog's head with his hand.

"Is this the Cady dog ​​in the photo?"

Arriving at Fengsu Gou, Xu Tian handed the photo album in his hand to Fengsu Gou to look at.

Feng Su Gou looked at the situation in the photo, and his originally cheerful expression suddenly became sad. He lowered his head and drooped his ears, whimpering.

The uncle looked at the photo album in Xu Tian's hand and asked, "Can you return the photo to me? This photo has extraordinary meaning to me."

Xu Tian smiled heartily: "Of course I can. I am a new generation of good young people. It is the right thing for things to be returned to their original owners."

Just when the uncle was overjoyed, Xu Tian paused and said slowly:

"A delicious and filling dinner, two large buckets of cold beer, and information about the elf in the church, then this photo is yours, uncle. It's a good deal, right?"

Xu Tian said the word "Guan Seng" very seriously, and the emphasis was full of meaning.

He looked down at the album, rubbed the glass frame with his fingers and said, "If my guess is right, the elf pretending to be a ghost is in this photo."

The uncle looked at Xu Tian's smiling face like a bandit, and smiled helplessly: "Well, I still have some bacon at home, maybe you and your friends will like it."

"boom"

Bill exploded out of the elf ball. He was originally resting, but he couldn't sit still after hearing that Xu Tianbai had a dinner.

"Judao" is full of shit, you finally did something human affairs

After Bill landed, he patted the uncle's thigh with a mature look and walked towards the cabin.

It said meaningfully as it walked: "Judao" I saw in the morning that you are a good person, uncle. At that time, I was just testing you. By the way, is the bacon delicious?

Although the cowboy uncle couldn't understand what Bill was talking about, it was obvious that Bill's expression was even more shameless than Xu Tian's.

This caused the uncle to roll his eyes and ignore Bill.

The rich aroma of food wafted from the small wooden house on the top of the mountain, and a very sumptuous dinner was placed in front of Xu Tian and Bill.

The armored warrior and the wind speed dog swallowed their saliva as they looked at the master and servant who were as ferocious as beasts.

"Ji Jia" why do they look so hungry? Their eyes staring at the bacon are so scary.

"Woof woof" is probably some kind of spiritual practice. You should be full of fighting spirit even when eating.

Two elves who have never been hungry communicated like this.

Bill didn't think so much. He was just thinking about how to snatch more meat from Xu Tian's chopsticks later so that he could starve to death.

Xu Tian took a sip of cold beer and looked refreshed. He looked at the uncle who was still smoking and asked:

"Uncle, you have been in church before"

Uncle Cowboy leaned back on the backrest and took a long breath and replied: "How did you know? I don't think Sean will tell you this. He didn't even talk to you before attacking you."

"It has lost its mind and gone crazy."

The uncle suddenly remembered something and continued: "Sean is the name of that elf. It was not like that before."

Xu Tian nodded: "I know that Caracalla's character is quite docile and will not take the initiative to attack humans. But if it evolves into Gala Gala in the Alola region, it's hard to say what kind of stimulation it received."

After saying that, Xu Tian took out the photo that was torn off the church signboard from his pocket and put it on the table. The uncle looked at the photo and understood why Xu Tian said that.

"I thought you were just a trainer who had just finished the college entrance examination, and you looked fearless. After all, there are many young trainers who came out of Zhenxin Town who had this confident look on your face, but in the end they were so frustrated that they cried. Just run home."

"In recent years, there have been fewer of them. I heard that they all took Kuailong flights. Gee, I have to say that the Quartz Alliance is really wealthy."

The uncle stood up and bowed solemnly to Xu Tian: "I apologize for my rudeness. You can figure out the ins and outs without having any clue. You are already a very good trainer."

Listening to the uncle's compliments, Bill, who was devouring his food, rolled his eyes at Xu Tian and said angrily: "Ju Dao," what an excellent trainer, he can't even flirt with a young lady. In my opinion, he is a loser.

"Boom"

Bill choked back the remaining half of the word, covering his head and pouting in aggrieved tone.

Why do I feel like my strength to shovel shit is getting stronger and stronger?

My head hurts so much

Forget it, let’s eat bacon. Bacon is so delicious.

Xu Tian waved his hand and motioned for the uncle to sit down. He chuckled and said, "Uncle, you are serious. I was just lucky. I happened to walk into your home and saw this photo in the church."

Xu Tian tapped his finger on the photo on the table to signal.

The photo shows an old godfather preaching to a young man wearing missionary attire. The colorful light shines on the two of them through the flower window. The sacred scene is very much like the depiction of Jesus in Xu Tian’s impression. those oil paintings.

At their feet a cadilla and a caracara looked with equal piety at the old godfather.

It is self-evident as to what attacked the passing trainer and caused Xu Tian and Bill a lot of suffering.