my elf knows martial arts

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But Morty couldn't care less, since Xu Tian let him drink it, there was a reason for him to drink it.

So Moty took the beer bottle from Xu Tian's hand, raised his head and started to drink.

But it was probably because it was the first time he drank. Riolu Morty choked on the sudden spicy feeling. He coughed twice and spilled the wine on the floor.

Xu Tian looked at Moty's embarrassed look, smiled and shook his head and said, "Don't think of drinking water. If it's your first time drinking, hold your nose and drink in small sips."

Morty wiped the wine stain from the corner of his mouth, feeling a little embarrassed.

It scratched its head and looked at the wine bottle in its hand, gritted its teeth, and began to drink in small sips as Xu Tian taught.

Xu Tian walked up to it and gently touched Riolu's chest with his hand, "Don't use the power of the waveguide to resolve the drunkenness, what you want is the hazy drunkenness."

Xu Tian was teaching Morty in a deep voice while looking at the system panel floating in front of him, thinking about how to teach Riolu, a very unique martial art among Chinese treasures.

Riolu's exclusive Drunken Master cheats x1

What is suspended on the system panel is the reward given after conquering Riolu. Because the city has been blocked by heavy snow these days, Xu Tian has no time and energy to deal with this matter.

But as time goes by, Xu Tian has accepted the status quo of "doing everything and doing everything according to fate", so he wants to teach Riolu this unique martial art before the start of the Urban League.

People who have never drank alcohol will quickly get drunk for the first time. In the same way, Riolu, who has never drank alcohol before, only drank two bottles of Curtain Beer without the power of the waveguide to break down the alcohol. It started to wobble.

Xu Tian also took a big gulp of wine, looked at Riolu's eyes that were getting hazy, and shouted: "Stand still."

Hearing Xu Tian's shouting, Riolu immediately became more energetic. The entire elf quickly stopped shaking and stood still.

But due to the force majeure of alcohol, Riolu, who stood tall and tall like a military man, only lasted for a few seconds before he began to shake uncontrollably.

well

Xu Tian's eyes lit up, and he knew that Riolu had now reached the optimal artistic conception of Drunken Boxing of "being drunk physically but not mentally drunk".

In fact, Xu Tian also dabbled in Drunken Boxing in his previous life, but because this martial art is fundamentally different from the traditional way, Xu Tian is not very proficient.

Because Drunken Boxing has many knockdown moves, it is considered to be a branch of "Lying Boxing" by martial arts families in some areas. However, in fact, Drunken Boxing only absorbed some of the essence of "Lying Boxing" during its development process, and finally formed Its own unique faction.

As a reward for Xu Tian after conquering Riolu, Riolu's special Drunken Master secret book records many differences between Riolu and the human body. The book breaks down the training experience of Drunken Master in detail and corrects the regular Drunken Master. There are some small details that don't apply to Riolu.

Xu Tian recalled the experience of drunken fist in his previous life and the details in the secret book, and began to teach Moti the secrets of this martial art.

"The Earth Dragon True Scripture is good at attacking from the bottom. Lying down with your whole body on the ground is strong and shrewd. Pay attention to my posture to defeat me."

Xu Tian took a virtual step and raised his hands, shouted loudly, and fell backwards as if he had been punched.

Morty blinked his eyes sharply to wake himself up. It felt like Xu Tian was like a stinky mud that fell to the ground and stuck to the ground.

Xu Tian's move "Lying Buddha Facing West" looked at Riolu, hooked his hand, "Try to attack me"

Riolu gritted his teeth, suppressing the dizziness and punching Xu Tian who was lying on the ground.

"Leo" senior, please be careful

Even though Riolu was shaking now, his attacks were still fierce. Even from half a meter away, Xu Tian could feel the strong wind brought by Riolu's fist.

"Drunken boxing pays most attention to the coordination of steps and body shape. The core concept is to be drunk in form but not in mind. It simulates the posture of a drunkard and makes the boxing steps erratic."

The moment Riolu punched him in front of him, Xu Tian kicked out the "broken rock" that interrupted Riolu from the side, and then his body shot up in a weird way, like a Thomas spin, arching his body. In two steps he came to Riolu and turned sideways.

His palms turned into claws, he grabbed Riolu's wrist, punched Riolu on the waist, and then threw him to the ground.

"This calls Taibai to get drunk, get up and continue"

Xu Tian staggered on the "cat walk" around Riolu, but the figure that seemed to be knocked over by the wind actually swayed and stabilized, and the stability revealed something strange.

Riolu Morty was sober for three and a half minutes after being knocked down. He shook his head, got up and continued to attack Xu Tian.

But no matter how Riolu attacks, let alone causing substantial damage to Xu Tian, ​​even touching Xu Tian becomes a luxury.

Riolu's moves were either easily blocked by Xu Tian, ​​or they were dodged by Xu Tian with various weird steps and movements.

At midnight, Riolu woke up completely. He was sweating profusely and looked at Xu Tian who was holding a wine bottle and filling the wine. He stood up straight and bowed respectfully.

"Senior Leo", I have personally understood the unique charm of your fighting skills. Please teach me.

Xu Tianzui's eyes were blurry and he burped. He raised his head and drank the last sip of wine. He circulated three-thirds of his energy and his whole body was shaken to dissipate the alcohol smell.

Then Xu Tian's eyes suddenly became clear. With a smile on his face, he threw the empty bottle in his hand into the trash can and spread his hands:

"This is what I want to teach you, but Drunken Master cannot be learned overnight. It depends on accumulation. I can only teach you how to master the essentials quickly."

"This is probably what the master means when you come in and cultivate yourself personally."

Xu Tian smiled and touched Riolu's head. He looked at the remaining unopened box of Curtain Beer, pointed at it, and said: "Your task tonight is to get drunk without using the power of the waveguide, and then follow I’ll walk through the Drunken Master and we’ll finish it tonight.”

Riolu's eyes were full of fire, and he nodded vigorously, gaining motivation.

An hour later, Xu Tian collected the empty bottles on the floor, glanced at the drunk Riolu lying on the ground, put it on his shoulder with a wry smile, and walked towards the hotel.

It was already late at night when Xu Tian returned to the hotel. Bill had gone to bed early. The little guy was lying on the sofa and sleeping soundly, while Sean was sitting in the living room watching TV and drinking coffee.

When Xu Tian pushed the door open, Sean was startled, especially when he saw Riolu on Xu Tian's back.

"Gala" Morty What happened to it?

"It's nothing, I'm just drunk." Xu Tian put Riolu into the inner room, washed his face, covered him with a quilt, and quietly left.

"Gala" let's have something to eat.

Sean trotted out and took out a bowl of noodles from the kitchen and handed it to Xu Tian.

Xu Tian felt warm in his heart when he looked at the steaming noodles.

Sean must have not known when he would come back, so he had been waiting for him with hot midnight snacks.

Bill and Sean, two elves with completely different personalities, share the same love for themselves, but express it in different ways.

This feeling of happiness made Xu Tian feel that this life was really worthwhile. Being able to be reborn in the elf world probably saved the galaxy.

"Isn't the ashes coming from the big screw tree yet?"

Xu Tian pulled the noodles and said vaguely.

Sean was reminded by Xu Tianyi and seemed to have remembered something. He suddenly realized and said: "Gala!" The uncle came back but then left. He asked us to have breakfast tomorrow and go to the suburbs to find him. He will send you his location by then.

Xu Tian was busy picking up the rice. Could it be that the uncle has already found a way to return to the Kanto area?

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