Spirit Master

boss:""

The boss coughed lightly, and with a straight face to show that he was serious, he said: "Actually, you are not the first time I have picked up some messy things at home. When I was very young, I liked to pick up some messy things, and My luck is surprisingly good in this regard. Everything I pick up will be used later. When I grow up, I use a special kind of hunch, which may also be called intuition or sixth sense. Category"

The boss threw the chicken bones into the trash can labeled "kitchen waste" and said, "I have seen a bag of seeds before, but I didn't recognize it. I just really liked the pattern on the bag. When I got home, I put it in I planted the seeds and collected the bag. Unexpectedly, five years later, when I had forgotten the existence of these seeds, it would sprout."

"I was so excited that I climbed up to the roof and jumped down. I jumped three feet high. I watered the seedling, fertilized it, caught insects and loosened the soil, but it didn't grow a centimeter in three years. I would My son has a severe headache and a lot of hair is falling out. But, in the year of my birthday, he grew taller, can you believe it?"

"I don't dare to do it anyway."

"It grew from a small bud that was no taller than my palm to a towering tree. Oh my God, I couldn't believe my eyes. It was so outrageous that there were phantom Pokémon around me joking with me. , the thought that the fantasy Pokémon might make me die on the spot if it finds out about it comes to mind."

"But then I was really shocked. It was such a surprise. Guess what I saw? Sorry, not really asking, just wanted to show off."

Xiao Hong: ""

I didn’t expect that you, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, are also a talkative person.

"I met my first elf." The boss was still talking, but he was smart enough not to reveal his initial elf.Then he started talking about picking up things again.

"When I was five years old, I saw a beautiful bottle cap, and then a little boy with purple hair held a cake and wanted to exchange it with me. I agreed." The boss seemed to miss that time very much, "I was so defensive at the time. Consciousness is really not good”

"That day, I gave the cake to the most beautiful female classmate in the class at that time, who was the monitor. I asked her to help me with math tutoring at the expense of the cake." After speaking, he murmured: "I always feel very good. I'm sorry for her, after all, I don't even know if there is anything wrong with that cake."

"After that, my math scores improved by leaps and bounds. Because of our good relationship, she also helped me with other subjects for free."

"In that final exam, my overall ranking was only lower than hers. After all, she studied seriously for so many years and took every step steadily. It is really a miracle that I, a halfway monk, could reach this level. , but I have the highest probability of being able to take the exam because I didn’t take the exam well in grades 11 to 15. No. 20, No. 12 and No. 33 were transferred to another school. No. [-], No. [-] and No. [-] were ranked among the top three. The condition of the person transferring to another school is not good.”

"Anyway, thanks to that bottle cap, I was indirectly saved from a severe beating if I failed in the exam."

The boss looked excited, and Xiao Hong felt his gratitude deeply.

Xiao Hong: ""

Xiao Hong: "I would like to ask, are you still single?"

"Yeah, what's the matter?" The boss looked calm. He obviously didn't think there was anything wrong with being single after he was over 40, which coincided with Xiao Hong. "Don't think I'm single, but I am also a person with children."

"My baby is very impressive."

Xiao Hong probably understood what the boss meant.

Then I heard the boss say: "Both the eldest child and the second child have gone to the city to develop, and they are living a good life. They come back every year during the holidays, the third child lives in the village, and seems to be engaged in environmental protection, and the fourth child is still in school."

The boss treats the baby as if he were his own. Although he was showing off the whole process, he really didn't reveal any information at all.

Hiro understands this exciting mode of showing off his baby very well, because he felt the same way the first time he tasted the delicious food cooked by the killer dick in the kitchen.

I wish I could advertise to the world.

"By the way, this is Qiqi, also known as Qiwa." The boss held up a black figure, which turned out to be an Ibrahimovic wrapped in black cloth.

"Bahhhhhhhhhhh" the little guy was sleeping soundly.

Xiao Hong nodded, "You continue, you continue." He was now very interested in his boss's past.

Let him know what the life of the protagonist is like.

""

And where they can't see it.

You Mo, who had been silent for a long time, finally spoke again: "Xiao Fang, what do you think?"

Fang Jingyu: "According to what I observed with my eyes, this boss didn't brush his teeth today."

You Mo: ""

Fatty Ni: ""

Geranium: ""

Gengar: ""

Bulbasaur: ""

Marylou: ""

Moon Elf: ""

Geranium and Bulbasaur's Vinewhip are already thirsty.

耿鬼舔舌头倒计时，10、9、8、7、6

Fatty asks to join the team.

Gengar agreed.

Marylou hugged her chubby self tightly, wondering whether the bowling attack would do more damage or the basketball attack would do more damage.

Fatty Ni asked again to join the team.

Marylou agreed.

Unlike those group of people who only dared to be happy inwardly, the moon elves were worthy of being elder-level elves, and they were already roaring.

The roar of the moon elf shook the heavens and the earth.

Youmo had already cleverly covered his ears, and took out the earplugs from his pocket and plugged them into Marylou's ears.

Geranium and Bulbasaur's vine whips work great as earplugs without any problems.

Gengar hid in the space.

Even Fatty Ni knows how to borrow earplugs from You Mo.

I hope Fang Jingyu is okay.

You Mo prayed silently, after all, that was the elf who could make Emrido shout autistic.

Fang Jingyu: "Brother You, I think so too. In fact, as long as you are happy, it depends on your personal wishes whether you have a partner or not."

You Mo: "Do you have a partner? You don't even have a crush, right?"

Unexpectedly, Fang Jingyu's face turned red unconsciously.

You Mo:

Could it be that

"That, that's it, ahem, eh," Fang Jingyu said coyly, in stark contrast to his usual naive manner.

"Okay, no need to say anything, I understand." You Mo immediately rejected Sanlian. He probably knew who this boy's crush was.

The little dream monster who lived near that house also told him that the little girl had a crush on Fang Jingyu but she never dared to confess her love.

He didn't want to eat this hidden dog food at all.

What's even more frightening is that it is said that the Pikachu staying at home may have eyes with the opponent's Raichu.

This world is really mysterious.