a certain scientific hogwarts

"Full of it, full of it, full of it, full of it, full of it

cycle, followed by five

Of course, when it is full, it is an opportunity to be discarded.

Declare

Your body obeys my orders, and my life is with your sword

Answer the call of the Holy Grail, if you are willing to follow this will and this principle, please respond

swear here

I wish to accomplish all the good deeds in the world

I wish to wipe out all the evil deeds in the world

I am the one who holds its chains

You are the seven heavens entwined with the three great speaking spirits, from the wheel of restraint and the guardian of the scales--"

"Following the will of the Holy Grail, Joan of Arc responded to the call. Are you my master? Hey, hey, hey!? Where is the Holy Grail? Where is this!?"

"Um...it makes sense. With your blond hair, you said you were Joan of Arc. I seem to understand why the Burgundian nobles sold you to the British and burned you. By the way, don't call me master. According to the genealogy, I am probably you. Thirteenth generation nephew."

"Eh???"

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Zhang Han, no, the little baby boy named Hans Zhang Dalke in his previous life was a post-80s flower grower who graduated from a third-rate university and was a loser.

Unfortunately, Hans was not an orphan in either of his two lives. In his last life, his parents were flower growers in a small county town and both worked.In this life, Hans's mother was one of the elite Chinese academics sent by the government to study in the UK in the 70s. She was born in the Zhang family of Longhu Mountain.Although Hans's father's family background was not prominent, at least there was a historical celebrity named Joan of Arc.

But luckily, I was diagnosed with ankylosing spondylitis shortly after graduating from college in my previous life.Although IT practitioners do not have high technical qualifications, they do technical support work for specialized industry systems, and their treatment in the same area is comparable to that of undergraduates from the schools with the lowest 985 rankings in the same major. In 5 years, the salary in a city that is called a second-tier but actually a third-tier city has increased from 4k before tax for fresh graduates to 8k after tax. Every month, I go to the hospital to inject domestic biological agents and take medicines for review, which consumes all my salary. I still have to pay for food, clothing, housing and transportation. Need support from parents.Fortunately, he died early, so his parents in the previous life were able to take a deep breath of relief financially. They only emptied the family's cash savings, not to mention that their parents were still discussing whether to sell the house to support their own treatment.

Both my parents have pensions. If I don't have to carry this burden with me, I will definitely live a more relaxed life.I have caused trouble to you, Mom and Dad. If I have a next life, I will never trouble you again.This was the last thought in Zhang Han's mind at the end of his life, when he sat in front of the computer and stayed up late writing technical documents.

Although my father in this life is French-British, and there is always something wrong with being named Hans, the doting of my grandparents and mother, and the first thing I saw when I opened my eyes to see the world after I was born, is that After seeing the house elf in a pillowcase, Hans felt that nothing was wrong!It’s not me who’s wrong, it’s the world!It's science but it's also magic!In this life, relying on foresight and years of reading the Hogwarts guide from dalao, you will definitely live a happy life!

Hans was born in Whitby, Yorkshire, on October 1980, 10. Although he was more than eight years earlier than in his previous life, he was still born in the 25s.Due to their busy work and studies, his parents left him in the care of his grandparents in Yorkshire, and also left behind the elf Linglong brought by his mother.Every Hans's birthday, Christmas and long holidays, his father who works in London and his mother who goes to school will come back to visit Hans and bring a lot of gifts. What makes Hans happiest is that because his mother is Chinese, the lunar calendar I will also receive a gift on my birthday!

On October 81, 10, 14-month-old Hans celebrated his 12nd lunar birthday. Although his parents did not return to Yorkshire, Linglong placed a birthday gift on Hans' bedside early in the morning.

"Baby! Are you awake?" Grandma Meryl walked into the room and asked softly.

"Whoa~ha, wake up." Hans responded with a yawn.

"Haha, little darling, your father and mother asked Linglong to bring you a lunar birthday gift. Do you want to see it?" As she said that, Grandma Meryl gently picked up Hans and helped him get dressed.

"Think~"

Grandma helped Hans unwrap the gifts. Dad gave him an Atari 2600 and several classic games, and his mother gave him a Walkman and some tapes. "My Yuchuan daddy, are you buying this obsolete electronic waste for me when I'm less than one year old? You want to play with it yourself, big pig's hooves!" Hans said in his heart, "It will only be worth buying when FC comes out in two years." ."

"Oh, this is a game console and a small tape recorder? Well, grandma can use the tape recorder. Wait until your grandpa comes back from work and ask him to study the game console for you. Grandma is not good at operating the latest electronic products, but your grandpa is a professional Yes! Let’s have breakfast first, and after dinner we’ll go to the store to play.” “Yeah~”

Grandma Meryl runs a grocery store in a small town, selling fruits, vegetables, grains and meats produced on her own farm, snacks and specialties, handicrafts, painting supplies and electrical tools.The farm is a family property. Although the ancestors of the Dahlke family returned to farming after immigrating to the UK, after more than ten generations of accumulation, they still saved up a certain amount of wealth and bought a small farm of dozens of acres as the family property. In Si's grandfather's generation, his grandfather's brother Huck ran the grocery store, and the grocery store was his own private property.

"You're here, Aunt Meryl. Are you taking little Hans out for shopping? Hello, little Hans~"

"You howl~" Little Hans responded, and then looked at his grandma.

"Hello, Mike. This is your Uncle Mike, my nephew." Grandma Meryl explained to little Hans.

"Oh, my God, little Hans is not even 12 months old yet? Can he speak so clearly?" Mike exclaimed in surprise.

"Haha, Hans is a smart and sweet baby. He can understand the meaning of many words. I plan to take him to the store frequently in the near future to identify the items in the store and learn more words."

"Yeah, that's great. I was thinking that little Hans's birthday is October 10th. It was the time to prepare for Halloween in previous years. So starting from this year, we will move forward a few days. From now on, the days from 25nd to 22th will be free every year. , prepare a birthday party for little Hans!"

"Okay, go ahead and do your work. Just leave this to me. When you come back, if you see goods that are unpacked and inconvenient to sell, record them as losses."

"Okay, I understand. Just lock the door when you leave, Aunt Meryl. Mary will be back at noon at the latest after going to deliver the goods. I'm leaving now, see you later. Bye, little Hans~"

"Bye, Uncle Mike~"

"Muma~ Honey, you are so smart, you remembered your Uncle Mike so quickly~"

"Ah~ah~, Linglong, tape recorder~"

"I'm here, young master." Linglong appeared, took out the Walkman and the tape and put them on the counter.

"Oh, do you want to listen to music, honey? Grandma will play music for you right now."

“Yesterday, allmytroublessseemedsofaraway

Now it looks as though they're here to stay

Oh, I believe inyesterday…”