The average elf breeder

Shuzhong City.

A residential building in a community near Shu University, with a sunny room on the top floor.

The floor-to-ceiling windows on the balcony were tightly covered by curtains, and only a warm-colored bedside lamp was turned on in the somewhat dim bedroom.

The small sofa and chairs in the bedroom were all covered with casual clothes and underwear. Lying on the bed was a long-haired girl who had overslept during the nap, occasionally making faint snores.

The bedroom door was open, and there was a faint sound of games coming from the living room outside.

After a while, the sound of the game stopped suddenly.

An elf wearing a Lolita skirt and many natural pink diamonds on his head jumped into the bedroom.

Although it has no legs, the elf walking with a cone-shaped raw stone body appears to be very light. He came to the bedside and gently pushed the girl who was still lying in bed with his hand, and whispered:

"Sister Apao."

"Hmm~ Let me sleep for a while." The girl moved her left hand that was pushed, turned over in a daze, and hugged the Pikachu plush doll beside her pillow.

"Tian, ​​go prepare something to eat."

Hearing this, the elf stopped pulling the girl, nodded, put down the phone, turned around and jumped out of the bedroom.

"Go ahead"

The girl responded with her eyes closed, and then her voice paused obviously, and the drowsiness surrounding her head disappeared instantly.

He suddenly jumped up from the bed and pulled back the quilt: "Wait, I'm awake now, An An, please don't go into the kitchen."

There was strong restraint and a trace of fear in his words.

This little elf that she picked up when she was drunk was good in every way, but there was one thing that made her feel terrible just thinking about it.

The kitchen killer, no, I should say the kitchen devil.

The best that other dark cooking masters could do was burn the dishes. Three days ago, this elf fiddled in the kitchen for a few minutes and almost didn't burn herself.

too terrifying

Hearing this, An An stopped at the door of the bedroom.He seemed to know how outstanding his talent in cooking was, and there was a rare blush on his gray face.

I'm so sorry.

The girl rubbed her forehead, quickly arranged her pajamas, stepped on the same electric mouse slippers as her pajamas, and walked to the bathroom.

After washing her face and waking up, she looked up at the sky outside. The girl realized belatedly that she had slept from two o'clock to five o'clock.

"Forget it, let's just cook a small hot pot tonight." The girl muttered, then stretched.

It was because of An An that she took out the new Yuanyang hotpot from the cabinet a few days ago, otherwise she would definitely only eat spicy hotpot.

There are all kinds of hot pot meatballs and lamb and beef rolls in the refrigerator all year round, plus half a handful of Chinese cabbage and a lotus root that were not cooked at noon, and you can have a sumptuous dinner.

"Nice~"

After half an hour.

The girl who had just boiled a piece of beef and was about to eat it, when she heard An An's words, she was so surprised that she shook the meat pieces off the spoon.

"An An, you are going to Shanghai to meet netizens."

"Are you crazy"

The girl stared blankly at the little guy sitting on her right, suddenly feeling that she was somewhat behind the times.

It's this time that has changed

I'm still too conservative

If she wasn't sure that she taught An An how to use a mobile phone and play Elf League after she brought her home, the girl would have thought she was meeting an old game girl.

I’ve only been playing Elf League for a few days.

Just for a teammate to join the black team, I am going to run from Sichuan to Shanghai.

"Shitou, you are great at playing games."

An An rubbed her little hands and looked at the girl expectantly. So far, she was most interested in playing games, not to mention that Shitou, who was in the team together, invited her to go to Shanghai to play, which also met her other purpose.

After coming out of the mountains, there were still many places she had not visited.

That's right.

This pink diamond elf is Stone's teammate and the third princess that Little Diamond Jack Ma left the snow mountain to search for.

tianci

"He's good at playing games, but he's not necessarily a good person. How do you know he's not trying to trick you?"

The girl looked serious and shook her head without thinking: "Besides, Shanghai City is too far away from us. You also said that you are an elf from the mountains. You don't have any identification in our human world. Do you plan to go all the way by yourself?" An'an, you didn't even know the way."

Of course An An knew that she didn't know the road, so she naturally placed her hope on the girl named A Pao: "A Pao, teach me."

"I won't teach you."

The girl angrily stuffed the beef roll into her mouth, chewed it and said, "I'll go online later to see which bastard is trying to trick you into going to Shanghai."

Seeing this, An An raised her face and said, "Tou Shi is Tian's friend."

"I'm not your friend anymore"

"Sister Apao, we are good friends."

"It's almost there."

The girl was very satisfied with the good prefix that Dianxi added to herself, and then served a lot of meatballs to the little guy: "Eat it while it's hot, the taste will change when it's cold."

After finishing the hot pot meal, the girl didn't rush to find the stone in Dian Xi's mouth to settle the score. After cleaning up the kitchen, she got into the bathroom and took Dian Xi for a bath to wash away the smell of hot pot. Lying on his side on the sofa in the living room, he turned on the TV.

Picking up her phone and logging into the game, the girl found the stone Dianxi was talking about.

Not online.

Looking at the account information again, the latest record win rate that can be found is as high as 95%.

"Humph."

"If you play games so well, you must be an elf who doesn't do his job and just has fun every day. How could I let a little princess like An An, who is inexperienced in the world, be tricked into going to Shanghai by such an elf."

"Just dream"

At this moment, the girl Ah Pao had already imagined a picture of a wretched and abandoned house elf deceiving an ignorant girl elf.

Subconsciously, I wanted to delete this stone, but thinking that my friend belonged to Dian Xijia, it would definitely make An An unhappy if I deleted her friend casually without her consent.

Still follow the previous decision and wait for the other party to come online before exposing his conspiracy.

This wait lasts for an hour or two.

It wasn't until 08:30 in the evening that Shitou finally came online.

The girl handed the phone to Dianxi, asked Dianxi to team up with Stone and then turned on the team voice.

"Russer"

The voice of the little fist stone reached the ears of Dian Xi and the girl A Pao through the mobile phone. Dian Xi immediately replied: "Sister won't let me, An An goes to find the stone."

"Rusel, slut, slut~"

The voice of the stone came again, and the girl suddenly frowned and said: "This is An'an, your little Quanshi teammate, what did he say?"

Dian Xi acted as a translator and said, "Shitou asked A Pao why he didn't let him go."

The girl hummed and said: "Why? How could you go out alone at such a young age, and go to a place as far away as Shanghai? We have never seen this little fist stone. Who knows what he is trying to trick you into doing? What if he is I’m going to sell you.”

Dian Xi's face dropped slightly, and she relayed A Pao's words to Shitou.

"Russe~Russe~~"

Xiaoquanshi's words were a little anxious at this time, why did he become a liar?

He obviously invited Dian Xi to come to Shanghai and play games together.