Meat bomb impact from Naruto

boom

Soon, the wine fermented to a critical point, forming an extremely powerful explosion that shattered the water column and blew Kisame off the water column.

But the one closest to the explosion was the wine barrel. He was blown away by his own explosive barrel, and his whole body fell hard to the land. However,

unscathed

He even bounced it a few times like a rubber ball.

There is no way, the beer belly of the wine barrel is too elastic and hard. Unless it is cut with a knife, the barrel will ignore ordinary collision damage.

Apart from losing some blood, it won't leave any scars at all.

But Kisame's side was not so good.

Not only the five sharks he had just released were completely destroyed by the explosion, but also his whole body was blown up into the sky by the explosion. Like a stupid fish that was blown away by a torpedo, he slid through an arc in the sky and finally fell miserably. On the ground, slapping its tail.

But fortunately, he had also practiced how to adjust his posture when landing from a high altitude. The moment he landed, he switched to landing on his feet.

However, the ninjutsu has been broken and can no longer be maintained.

"Troublesome"

Kisame was starting to get impatient.

He looked at the plumes of water falling suddenly from the water, feeling very agitated.

I originally wanted to fight quickly, but I didn't expect that stupid-looking fat man to be so entangled and refused to be killed by him no matter what.

Holding back the irritation in his heart, Kisame looked at the barrel that had not yet gotten up after landing on the ground. Thinking of a good opportunity, Kisame immediately rushed up with his sword, Samehada.

唰

Kisame suddenly swung his knife, trying to chop the barrel to death.

But at this moment, the wine barrel burped, grabbed the giant sword with one hand, turned his wrist, and blocked it behind his back.

梆

With the strange sound of the meat knife hitting the steel knife, Jiugong stood up, then used his own body as the center of the circle, and swung a sword towards Kisame.

嘣

Kisame suddenly blocked with his sword, and Samehada and the Storm Sword vibrated at the same time, bouncing off each other.

At the same time, Kisame quickly put the tip of the knife towards the neck of the barrel.

He wanted to use Samehada's barbs to kill the barrel and swallow his chakra at the same time.

But Libong was not stupid. From the beginning, he had no intention of letting Kisame's Samehada touch him even once.

So he retreated the giant sword again, stuck it on the ground, held the hilt, and took advantage of the situation to launch a flying kick.

Everything was moving very fast. At this time, Kisame couldn't quickly withdraw Samehada's defense. He could only be kicked in the face by the wine barrel, and he flew backwards and fell to the ground.

Lying on the ground, Kisame felt that his head was buzzing.

He really didn't expect that this fat ninja like a pig could actually treat himself like a little swallow and dexterously use the sword as a fulcrum to give him a tactical flying kick.

You know, people who make such movements are usually quite thin, either girls or children.

However, the wine barrel can completely ignore gravity and easily kick out this unexpected kick.

"did not expect"

Kisame stood up holding on to the ground.

The desire to fight inside was finally ignited.

At this moment, he finally understood that the fat man in front of him should not be ignored casually.

Standing up, Kisame quickly started to form seals, but Shugaku didn't want to give Kisame another chance, so he rushed over with a body bomb and was in front of Kisame in an instant.

"what"

This time the barrel moved so fast that even Kisame was shocked.

But at this point, it’s absolutely too late to dodge.

咔

The wine barrel used his own arms to clamp Kisame's neck, trying to use the force of the impact to press his whole body down.

But Kisame himself only bent his body, then tensed up his whole body, and even grabbed the neck of the barrel, trying to break free.

"Ahhh"

"Ahhh"

Barrel and Kisame shouted almost at the same time.

too painful

Both men are powerful, and their strength is about the same.

The wine barrel caught Kisame's neck, and Kisame grabbed the barrel's neck. The two muscular men were trapped in an endless loop, like a snipe and a clam fighting, with neither one willing to let go first.

It didn't take long for the two of them to be choked so hard that they couldn't breathe. One had a livid human face, and the other had a livid fish face.

And this scene happened to be seen by Itachi and Kai.

They never imagined that two adults could fight like children, fighting each other, not letting anyone go, and they suddenly felt speechless.

It was at this time that Kisame finally couldn't hold on any longer and slowly squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth.

"Let go or we'll die together."

But the wine barrel showed a successful smile, and took out the storm sword that was dragged along the ground from behind.

Sorry, brother, I want your arm

After saying that, he dragged the sword with his other hand and slashed Kisame's arm.

Seeing this, Kisame's eyes turned red and he looked at the large sword Samehada that fell in the distance.

Sameki is very intelligent. When he saw his master in trouble, he immediately pounced on him, opened his bloody mouth, and bit the barrel's head.

"Haha, I won"

Kisame was ecstatic in his heart, having already envisioned the scene of sake barrel being bitten on the head by Samehada.

but

The imagined scene of being so bloody that it would be 404 did not happen. The head of the barrel was indeed bitten by Samehada's fangs, but it was like eating rice cakes. The teeth were glued to it, and no matter how much Samehada struggled, he couldn't pull it out.

Not to mention the headshot, not even a drop of blood came out.

"No way"

Kisame was dumbfounded.

A normal person can survive being bitten on the head by a creature like a shark

At this moment, Kisame felt that his world view collapsed, and his life in the first half of his life was in vain.

And in the next moment, Libong had already waved his sword with one hand, and cut off one of Kisame's arms with one blow.

"Ah ah ah ah ah"

Kisame screamed, catching Itachi and Gai's attention.

After his arm was chopped off, Kisame's control over the barrel was naturally lost.

In order to avoid cutting his hand, Liquor also took his arm away at that moment.

The situation of "snipe and clam fighting" is solved.

Kisame took the opportunity to retreat, but he failed to pull Samehada off the head of the barrel, so he could only temporarily join Itachi.

"I'm sorry, Mr. Itachi, I was careless."

Kisame felt deeply guilty, his broken arm still dripping with blood.

Without Samehada, he would have no way to restore his arm or heal his injuries.

But Itachi felt that it was good if he was alive.

"There is no time to waste any more, Kisame. The crow has already seen Naruto, and he is not far away now. It seems that Orochimaru's attack did not do anything to him."

"Then you retreat first, Mr. Itachi. I will cover your evacuation."

Kisame's tone was low, as if he had been bullied, but he was also very unconvinced. If it weren't for fear of attracting enemies, he would not have given the fat man so many opportunities.

Hearing this, Itachi sighed and looked at the frightened crow in the distance.

The Third Hokage is still there, and he still has the ability to fight, and he can continue to abide by the agreement and protect Sasuke.

This is already good news for him.

As for Kisame, he knew that no matter what he said now, it would be useless, but he couldn't just watch Kisame die in such a ridiculous place.

So, he finally spoke slowly and finally reversed Kisame's attitude.