Pokémon Decomposition Device

"This" the dwarf looked confused. What kind of trouble is this?

Zhang Yiming looked at the dwarf with a joking face: "Director, we are done, can we go back to sleep?"

"Go, go," the short man said with a grimace.

Zhang Yiming walked towards the dormitory building proudly

"Hey, let me down first." Yun Menghan patted Zhang Yiming hard.

Zhang Yiming showed a proud and obscene smile

The dwarf behind him took out a huge loudspeaker and shouted loudly into the loudspeaker: "Why are the students of this class so rude? Give me 10 minutes to go to the gymnasium and clean the toilets if you haven't arrived."

I am a dividing line, I am very watery, very watery

The next morning, Zhang Yiming yawned and climbed out of bed. Last night, Yun Menghan firmly refused Zhang Yiming's invitation to share the same bed. Zhang Yiming had no choice but to take out his own portable folding bed and sleep all night.

Zhang Yiming hammered his waist and complained to himself: "This bed is so hard, my waist is too hard."

"Stop complaining. I, who sleeps with Sword and Shield, didn't say anything. You still have a bed after all." Bingyu Qi spat out the foam in her mouth and rinsed her mouth.

"Master, when have I ever been treated like this?" Zhang Yiming said angrily.

Yun Menghan also came over and sat on the edge of the bed, rubbing his eyes.

Zhang Yiming immediately took out the eye drops

In fact, I am just a dividing line

After washing up, Zhang Yiming looked down the window and saw a wide aisle and an aisle of other freshmen looking at each other in front of the aisle.

Zhang Yiming was lying on the window: "The supermarket in front of the school has a discount for half price." The aunts slowly raised their heads, and their immersed wolf nature burst out, turning into an afterimage and disappearing.

Zhang Yiming flipped up his hair coquettishly. He couldn't help it. Who made me like to help others?

Zhang Yiming took Yun Menghan and Bing Yuqi downstairs. He couldn't wait to see the expression of the director of the physical education department.

Zhang Yiming came downstairs and found that the director of the physical education department was not there, replaced by a muscular man.

"Who are you?" Zhang Yiming asked.

"I am the spokesperson of Legend Villa, and I am here to recruit students. Our Legend Villa is extremely wealthy, and disciples do not need to pay taxes. If the sect signs in for seven days, they can get a peerless sword to slay the dragon, and as long as they can cut through the steel bars with one sword, they can get 999 sect points. , the elder position is given free of charge, and you can get equipment as long as you complete the sect tasks. By the way, my name is Zha Zhahui." The man showed a wild and uninhibited smile.

Zhang Yiming is very confused, why, you don’t need to recharge when you play the game, you get free VIP, sign in and get dragon slaying, 999 for one sword, all the equipment depends on explosion, hang up to get profit, after that, you still call Zha Zhahui, dare I ask you to be the legendary Silver Moon? It's still a legendary imitation.

Others didn't know about Earth's famous legendary scam, and they all showed excited eyes.

Cha Zhahui seemed to be very satisfied with everyone's expressions and took out a piece of paper: "Our villa is completely legal, please feel free to join."

Zhang Yiming sneered: "What kind of rubbish is Tulong? My fruit knife is better than Tulong."