Pokémon Decomposition Device

Zhang Yiming couldn't help showing a lewd smile as he looked at the beautiful scene of him and his two beauties reaching the pinnacle of life.

Zhang Yulian saw the smile on Zhang Yiming's face and silently held his forehead.

Zhang Yulian: "Why do I have such a younger brother? Pretty boy sighs"

call me dividing line

Zhang Yiming held a black and gold card in his hand, with long and short textures engraved on it.

Zhang Yiming looked at the card in his hand, with a look of disgust on his face: "It's just a door-to-door card for this miniature carving handicraft."

The white-haired little loli behind him looked at the black card in Zhang Yiming's hand, and nodded: "That's right, I have the nerve to take out such a password recording card with no technical content. I can break it in minutes."

Yun Menghan hung behind the two of them, saying nothing, just smiling.

Zhang Yiming secretly took out his mobile phone and secretly admired Yun Menghan's face in the reflection of the screen.

"Indeed." Zhang Yiming looked at that pleasing and pretty face and couldn't help but reveal a lewd smile again.

Bingyu Qi rolled her eyes at Zhang Yiming: "What are you thinking about? You are smiling so obscenely. Are you thinking that this girl will marry you?"

"Who cares about you? Young master, I like campus-style lolita. Stand aside for a young lady like you." Zhang Yiming put away the smile on his face and started bickering with Bing Yuqi again.

"Do you like my sister Menghan?" Bingyuqi thought of something and showed an expression of sudden realization.

"Don't talk nonsense, donotbb." Zhang Yiming's expression remained unchanged. He was an old man who had been living in the city for several years with a bald head. He couldn't do anything else. He was the most shameless in the world. Don't talk about such a small problem, even if it's psychology. Even the experts couldn't break his shamelessness.

Bingyu Qi glanced at Zhang Yiming suspiciously, only to see Zhang Yiming's old face.

"Here we are." Zhang Yiming swiped the card on the door and heard a "ding". The door opened in response. This was a three-bedroom apartment. The three of them walked into the first bedroom and saw the extremely luxurious velvet bed and I can’t help but admire the pear wood table.

Then there is the second bedroom, only the bed in the bedroom

"Woc, where's the bed?" Zhang Yiming couldn't help but curse.

I saw that the house was empty, not even a hair on it.

Third room

"Still not." Zhang Yiming wanted to scold her angrily. He thought the school in the Pokémon world would be different. It had all the luxurious decorations and luxurious beds, but this seemed to be the same as the school on Earth. You still have to shake three times to eat a potato. Shake or something

"Fortunately, there is a sofa woc, where is the sofa?"

There were only three solid wood chairs in the living room, not to mention the sofa, not even a coffee table.

"How are we going to sleep?" Yun Menghan asked weakly.

Zhang Yiming's bones are so tender, his voice is so sweet

"Wipe your saliva. I know that I'm good-looking, but you can't drool in broad daylight." Bing Yuqi patted Zhang Yiming's shoulder.

"I still don't know what you look like." Zhang Yiming wiped the saliva that accidentally spilled out and retorted.

"My beautiful face is beautiful, but the moon is shy of the flowers." Bingyu Qi took out a mirror and said, "Well, this girl is still so perfect."

Zhang Yiming ignored the narcissistic person, but glanced at Yun Menghan and began to think deeply.

"I didn't expect you to be quite handsome when you think seriously." Bingyu Qi stretched out her hand and waved it in front of Zhang Yiming's eyes.

In fact, Zhang Yiming was thinking whether to go to bed directly or take it step by step.

Device: "What crooked things are in your head, little boy?"

The dividing line is even

After 30 seconds of careful consideration, Zhang Yiming decided to go to bed and sleep together.

He squatted down pretending to be deep, touched the floor, and then frowned: "It's too cold to sleep on the ground."

Then he pretended to look around: "It seems we can only sleep together."

"Yeah." Yun Menghan was already thin-skinned. After hearing Zhang Yiming's words, a blush suddenly flew onto her cheeks.

Zhang Yiming walked up to Bingyu Qi and winked at her, Bingyu Qi understood.

"I don't want to sleep with you guys. Give me the quilt and I'll sleep on the floor." Bing Yuqi shook her head.

Zhang Yiming forced out an exaggerated expression: "The ground is very cold."

Bingyuqi took out the elf ball, released the sword and shield, then pressed the sword and shield to the ground, spread out the quilt and lay down.

"Look, the portable elf bed." Bingyu Qi proudly pointed to the sword and shield under her body.

Zhang Yiming gave a thumbs up: "Awesome"

Bing Yuqi jumped up from Jiandun, held Zhang Yiming's shoulders, and whispered: "Alas, I'm done, as for the reward."

"I know, I know." Zhang Yiming took out two golden coins.

Bingyuqi suddenly smiled brightly and patted Zhang Yiming's head: "Good brother!"

In this way, these two bastards reached a consensus, and their target was staring at the big bed with a frown.

Zhang Yiming jumped up and landed in the middle of the big bed.

"It's so uncomfortable. It's so hard. It makes me panic." He jumped up immediately.

"It means you are used to pampering. It's okay for me to lie on Jiandun." Bingyuqi lay on Jiandun, took out a beef stick from her pocket, stuffed it into her mouth and started chewing.

Yun Menghan, on the other hand, stood beside the bed with her face flushed, rubbing her hands nervously.

Zhang Yiming suddenly came up with a plan and waved to Yun Menghan and Bingyu Qi: "Come on, let me tell you a ghost story."

Bingyu Qi immediately jumped up: "Speak quickly, speak quickly"

Zhang Yiming leaned closer to Bingyuqi and lowered his voice and said: "By the way, lights out at 21 o'clock, right?"

Bing Yuqi was stunned for a moment, understanding what Zhang Yiming meant, and nodded slightly.

Zhang Yiming took out his mobile phone and looked at the time, 20:54.

Zhang Yiming cleared his throat: "Ahem, it's a lonely night, the moon can't be seen, and a man is walking on the street." He was spitting.

In a blink of an eye, it was 20:59. He nodded and it was time to get down to business.

"At this moment, a shrill ghost cry mixed with roars sounded behind him, the lights suddenly went out, and a female ghost in white appeared in front of him." Zhang Yiming held the phone in his hand and touched the flashlight. switch.

At 21 o'clock, the lights suddenly went dark. Zhang Yiming turned on his flashlight and shined a light on Bingyu Qi's face.

The frightened Yun Menghan screamed and got into Zhang Yiming's arms.

Zhang Yiming felt the warmth in his arms and couldn't help but said: It smells so good