Pokémon Decomposition Device

"Crow flies on a plane!" Accompanied by a shout, Zhang Yiming jumped up from the bed: "Little brat, why are you making such a fuss so early in the morning? You interrupted my train of thought."

The kid outside stuck out his tongue and ran away with a smile.

"Oh, it's really a big head." Zhang Yiming scratched his head and scratched it again, and scratched it again. This soft feeling felt like hair.

Zhang Yiming burst out laughing: "I, Zhang Yiming, am no longer a bald donkey."

Zhang Yiming is a cute author living in the 21st century: no readers, no contract, and no royalties. But he does not give up. He believes that he will definitely be able to carve out a world on the thorny road of writing.

So his hair also fell out, and he evolved from three-no to four-no. Because of his bald head, he would be pointed at every time he walked on the street. He could only rely on his insignificant status as a street author to maintain the last bit. Self-esteem, now that he has hair, he can definitely open a new chapter in his life

Wait, didn’t the doctor say that it’s impossible for my hair to grow back? Even if it does grow back, it won’t become so long overnight.

Zhang Yiming suddenly thought of the very common theme of time travel in novels. When he thought about it, he probably wore it. His hair was so long, it was either ancient times or the world of cultivation. He was familiar with time travel. He had written three street novels, one of which was System. Flow, the others are all time-travel themes.

"It seems that I am the fate of the protagonist. There will probably be a system in place soon." He lay down and said, "I'll go back to sleep again."

Before he could fall asleep, a petite "rabbit" jumped directly onto Zhang Yiming from the window sill, squealing in a milky voice.

"This rabbit is very funny." Zhang Yiming opened his eyes and saw the "rabbit" in his arms. He was immediately attracted by the cuteness and started to hug it.

"Ibrahimovic" and the "rabbit" raised their heads, revealing two big eyes.

"Woc, Eevee" Zhang Yiming was immediately confused. He thought that he had traveled to the world of Pokémon, but he knew nothing about the world of Pokémon. He had read all kinds of time-traveling articles on various themes, but... Pokémon fans have only read one book, The Corruption of the Elf, which is still being serialized, but the plot of just over 6 words is not enough.

"Oh, if I had known it, I would have urged the flue gas boss to update it every day." Zhang Yiming sighed.

"Ibrahimovic," little Ibrahimovic heard Zhang Yiming's sigh, raised his head, and blinked, his little face full of doubts.

"It's okay." Zhang Yiming rubbed Ibrahimovic's head: "You go out first, I will be alone for a while."

Although Ibrahimovic was confused, he still walked out obediently.

Zhang Yiming lay down on the bed again, trying to collect his thoughts. When he turned over, a hard object was pressed under him. He reached out and touched it, and it turned out to be a mobile phone.

He stood up, picked up his phone, and pressed the power button. What appeared was not the familiar Huawei boot pattern, but a weird machine.

Although it is just an icon, you can still feel the sense of technology contained in the machine. This is definitely not a product of the earth.

The machine is made of dark gold, and the lines are connected on the machine, forming a twisted beauty. Dozens of mechanical arms hang quietly on the machine, and the densely covered blades prove his extraordinary. Dozens of golden Armor stood around the machine, holding strange weapons, as if they were about to explode and kill people at any time.

Suddenly a line of text popped up on the screen: Welcome to use the Pokémon disassembly device, please choose whether to bind it.

a: Bind b: Select ac: Randomly pick one of the first two

Woc, tell me the difference between these three. Zhang Yiming looked confused.

"If you don't speak, it will be treated as your acquiescence. It is being bound." The mechanical prompt sounded.

This also made Zhang Yiming, who was forced to buy and sell, extremely confused, but there was nothing he could do about it.

"Binding successful" the mechanical prompt sounded again: "Please get the user manual."

Before Zhang Yiming could say anything, a small white book appeared in his hand.

"What kind of evil have I done? I just traveled through time and took out a garbage system. It's true."

"Insulting device, electric shock punishment 1, executed immediately"

Zhang Yiming felt a chill all over his body, and a numb feeling rushed from the soles of his feet to his scalp. He couldn't help but roar hoarsely.

"Woc, it's really electric." Zhang Yiming threw the phone away, but the electric shock did not stop.

After a few minutes, the numbness slowly disappeared, and Zhang Yiming fell back on the bed weakly.

"Please read this immediately, otherwise you will be punished with electric shock." The mechanical prompt sounded again.

Zhang Yiming jumped up and quickly picked up the booklet and started reading. The first page

"Come on, Device, tell me what's going on with these ghost symbols." Zhang Yiming picked up the phone.

"This manual adopts a bilingual mode, and both Elvish and Chinese are reflected in it."

"Where is it?" Zhang Yiming flipped through the booklet from beginning to end, but he didn't see anything in Chinese.

"Cover."

"Oh, the cover." Zhang Yiming turned to the cover, and the seven golden characters of the Pokémon Decomposition Device were neatly placed there.

"What are you going to do with these seven words if you keep joking with me?" Zhang Yiming roared.

"The device has a calculation error and is regenerating the user manual. The original owner's memory is now being transferred."

Minutes passed and nothing happened

"Device, what are you trying to do? Why is there no response?" Zhang Yiming covered his face. These few minutes had already made him understand how unreliable this device was, so he wasn't too anxious.

"Sorry, there was something wrong when the original owner was generated. He started to fall into coma before he could remember, so the memory of the original owner was not generated. Please understand."