Konoha's top second generation

Today's breakfast is very rich.

Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama are two thousand-year singles. Oh, no, maybe Senju Tobirama is the only one who has been single for ten thousand years.

They looked at the stick-shaped object in the bowl and fell into deep thought

Could it be that Ling Yu's brain was damaged because he was following him all night and saw too many unsightly things?

Also, where did he get so many great supplements?

Ling Yu is still a child, he naturally doesn't need the nourishment of these things, he is holding a bowl of white porridge on his mobile phone, and he is eating delicious and sweet.

I don’t know when Hei Jue will stop. If he continues to waste it like this, it will be very detrimental to his side.

In the dark cave, a flytrap that looks like a trumpet flower on its head is listening to the report of its subordinate Bai Jue:

"Black Zetsu-sama, Uchiha Madara seems to have countermeasures against our weaknesses. If we continue to use possession, they will easily see through it."

Hei Jue opened his big light green eyes, with a somewhat astonished expression on his face:

“What are the countermeasures for our weaknesses?”

The report from Black Zetsu's opponent, White Zetsu, still feels very strange. After so many thousand years, no one has ever discovered their weaknesses or anything. This is simply unbelievable.

Bai Jue, who came to report, was half sunk in the soil, and sighed helplessly:

"Oh yes, and it is a very obvious weakness."

Now Hei Jue doesn't even understand what's going on with this heavy feeling of frustration under his hands.

"Hey, stop pretending and explain the situation clearly."

Hei Jue's tone began to be bad. If Bai Jue's weakness was known, it would undoubtedly be a blow to him.

Maybe it will also affect his plan to save his mother.

Bai Jue's face, which was sinking in the soil, was slightly tangled for a moment, and then he opened his mouth to complain about everything Ling Yu did in the camp.

After hearing this, Hei Jue froze.

Is it possible to simply tell if they are possessed just by their lack of ability to excrete?

Hei Ze looked up at the moon

Mother, why didn't you squeeze out more when you gave birth to me?

It's fine if you turn me into a puddle of black goo, but why not create those organs for excretion?

Do you know how much I have wanted to experience the feeling of defecation for these years, mother?

It's all Hagoromo and Hamura's fault. It's all because they sealed my mother. That's why I'm like this and can't understand what it's like to have a bowel movement.

However, that young man named Ling Yu is quite smart. Maybe he should know more about it.

"Bai Jue went to collect information about the child named Ling Yu."

"ah ok"

After speaking, Bai Jue sank to the ground and disappeared into the cave.

It is very easy for Bai Jue to collect information, not to mention that Ling Yu's information is not so mysterious in the village.

So Bai Jue came back to report a few hours later, Hei Jue listened to Bai Jue's report, and stroked his chin:

"He turned out to be the illegitimate son of Senju Hashirama and the Uchiha clan. He has strong physical strength, awakened the Sharingan early, and his intelligence is not bad. But his hobby is to herd pigs. It's really interesting."

Hei Absolutely was curious about the existence of Ling Yu, so he decided to go and see for himself:

"Call Bai Jue, I'm going to see the kid named Ling Yu."

Bai Jue, who came to report, nodded, and then went to inform the others.

On the other side, at the camp where Ling Yu is located, they have already had lunch.

The lunch dishes are still those stick-shaped tonics, but with a lot of added cooking methods.

Braised, stir-fried, steamed and fried

Uchiha Madara walked directly into the tent with the meals delivered by his subordinates at noon.

Looking at Madara Uchiha with a black face, Ling Yu felt a little baffled. What's going on? Are you not satisfied with these supplements?

Uchiha Madara put the food in his hands on the table, and then suppressed his anger:

"Tell me why today's dishes are all filled with these things and where did you get so many of these things?"

Ling Yu covered the back of his head with his hands, for fear of being beaten again.

Although his movements were very cowardly, his eyes were not cowardly at all. He took a deep breath, and then said:

"Madara-sama, I won't say anything else. Do you know how weak the ninjas in the village are? They have to get up more than ten times a night, and each time they have to tick for more than five minutes. Is it okay if we don’t give them supplements?”

"Also, these things I took out are all from the rabbits Fugaku and I caught around the village during your absence. They are absolutely pure natural and pollution-free health care products."

With that said, Ling Yu opened his small bag and took out two scrolls from it.

solution

bang bang

White smoke dissipates

Two hills of rabbit sticks instantly filled the tent

Uchiha Madara stared dumbfounded at the two hills that suddenly appeared. How many rabbits must be killed to accumulate so many sticks?

This is too exaggerated.

How miserable will those rabbits without their little penises be?

Although there are many little bastards belonging to the rabbits, fortunately, these are all pickled by Ling Yu, and there is no peculiar smell.

Seeing Uchiha Madara's astonishment, Ling Yu smiled triumphantly, but soon he put on a look of contempt.

I've been out for so long, and I don't know how to leave some money for my young master to spend, so I have to go out to set up a stall to make money. It's true.

Looking at Ling Yu like that, although he didn't know why, Uchiha Madara still felt that he had received contempt.

pop

Ling Yu squatted down again with his head in his hands.

"Don't do any more of these things. Just collect a pile yourself, and then give the other pile to others, and let them pick it up if they need it."

Ling Yu nodded, you are awesome and everything you said is right.

"Madara-sama, today's lunch was made by me personally instructing the logistics. You won't want to try it, right?"

"Um"

Uchiha Madara looked at Ling Yu with wide eyes, as if you were joking, and then walked out with the food.

Seeing this scene Ling Yu shook his head:

"If you don't even try this, your skills will be wasted."

Uchiha Madara walked out of the tent, looked at the food in his hand, and thought about what Ling Yu just said about personal guidance.

After struggling for a long time, I didn’t feel disgusted watching other people eat it.

He simply picked up a small piece with his chopsticks.

嘶

Uchiha Madara's eyes lit up, this, this, this

Gobbling mode is on

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