The Key of Douluo

"Oli," a loud roar came from beside him.

Tang Dongqing, who was walking on the roadside, was clamped by two strong men who were drunk, and a bottle of unknown liquor was poured into his mouth.

"A giao I'm a giaogiao"

When he reacted, a stroller knocked him down. It was a chain reaction, a butterfly effect.

He fell to the ground and hit the sewer manhole cover with his head.

Lost consciousness.

When he woke up, he was already in a gloomy palace.

Above the main hall is an old man with a fierce look.

His eyes widened with anger, as if he wanted to eat Tang Dongqing.

"Why did you come down and why did you die?" The old man is Zhong Kui, the judge of the underworld. All the dead are judged by him and decide whether to live or leave.

"I don't know." Tang Dongqing thought, feeling very dizzy, and said, "I only remember that he came up and gave me an Ollie, and then I don't remember anything. I don't know."

"What?" Zhong Kui slapped the table and stood up, saying, "How can I judge if I feel so aggrieved?"

He paused for a long while, waved his robe and left, angrily saying: "I won't judge anymore, let the Tenth Hall Yama judge"

Just as Tang Dongqing was about to get up, he was taken away by the bull-headed horse face.

This scene seems familiar

"They clamped down on me like this, don't give me Ollie," Tang Dongqing screamed.

At this time, he finally reacted.

"Where is this? Let me go."

Niu Tou next to him said: "I've seen weird people, but I've never seen anyone as weird as you. Your reaction speed has been 800 years slow."

Just as Tang Dongqing was about to speak, Ma Mian took out a smelly sock, kneaded it into a ball, and stuffed it into Tang Dongqing's mouth.

They took Tang Dongqing to a palace, threw him on the ground, and then went out.

A man came down from the main hall and said, "You died 50 years ago."

Tang Dongqing pulled out the smelly socks and took a look.

"Aren't you the one who refused to judge just now?" Tang Dongqing had many questions.

I saw Zhong Kui starting to dance: "How about surprise or surprise? Hey, kid, do you have a lot of question marks? Why are others reading comics, but you are learning to draw?"

As soon as he finished speaking, he became angry again: "Zhong Kui has a day off today. I, King Yama, will follow him and follow him. There are too many people like you who died early." King Yama said, looking to the side Go and open the door. There is a bridge over there.

King Yama took out a picture from his sleeve, opened it, and said: "If you die unexpectedly like you, the underworld will give you ten choices of reincarnation."

"That is, you can choose your life experience, family property, etc., or you can choose to be reborn as a strong person. Of course, there are more people choosing to be reborn as a strong person recently. You can choose ten times, or you are satisfied, Either use it up ten times, do you understand?" King Yama said, not forgetting to take the grapes out of his sleeves and throw them into his mouth.

Tang Dongqing nodded as if he understood.

"Okay, first time, what do you want?" King Yama asked.

"The rich second generation is rich." As soon as Tang Dongqing finished speaking, he was pulled into the space by a pulling force.

When Tang Dongqing opened his eyes, he was already in a luxurious palace, but there was a Kuiba body standing in front of him.

His face is like a knife, he is extremely handsome, he holds a giant ruler, he is majestic, he, he, he is coming, he is coming.

"Xiao Yan Dou Po Cang" Tang Dongqing carefully searched for this person's face in his mind. It seemed like he had seen it in the anime.

"Galeao is over" the man shouted angrily.

Tang Dongqing suddenly

Tang Dongqing opened his eyes again and returned to the underworld. In front of him was the angry-eyed King of Hell.

"Why are you not satisfied with the second time?" King Yama asked.

"I want a strong man to be reborn unstoppable and invincible," Tang Dongqing roared, and was pulled away by the pulling force again.

This time, Tang Dongqing learned the lesson. He closed his eyes and absorbed the memory of this body. He was sure that the owner of this body was very strong. After learning many exercises and skills, he listened to the cheers around him again before calming down. Open your eyes slowly.

I saw a strong man in front of me stopped cheering, grasped the big knife, swung it towards Tang Dongqing's abdomen, and said: "The devil dares to deceive the corpse!"

Tang Dongqing, sudden

Tang Dongqing was angry.

He walked towards King Yama and roared: "Didn't you say you can choose? Didn't you say that no one can defeat you?"

"Hey, I'm not lying to you. You can indeed choose. It's true that a strong man is reborn, but I didn't promise you that you can be invincible. But what was he doing when you were reincarnated? Is he in danger? This is You have no choice, don’t slander others, it’s just your bad luck,” King Yama said with an innocent face.

The third time, Tang Dongqing was reborn into the body of a young man who jumped off a cliff and fell to his death.

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For the fourth time, Tang Dongqing suddenly

The fifth time, Tang Dongqing suddenly

For the sixth time, Tang Dongqing suddenly

The seventh time, Tang Dongqing suddenly

The eighth time, Tang Dongqing suddenly

The ninth time, Tang Dongqing suddenly

"King Yama, you are the master of the underworld after all. Can you be more reliable?" Tang Dongqing roared angrily.

Although he has gained the memory of nine lives, he is now a treasure in himself, but every death goes deep into his soul.

it hurts

"If you exchange your three years of life after reincarnation for a wish, what would you exchange for?" said the King of Hell.

“Can it be repeated?”

"Can"

"I'll trade 20 years of life"

"You are stuck with me because of this bug."

"Okay, tell me, what do you want for the last time?" King Yama said.

Tang Dongqing thought for half an hour, and then said: "I want to go to Douluo Continent, and I want to be Tang San's grandson."

"This won't work. Tang San's grandson, great-grandson, great-great-great-great-grandson are all lined up. It may be your turn in a few thousand years." King Yama spread his hands.

"Then take away his grandson, son," Tang Dongqing said.

King Yama lit a cigarette and said: "Tang San will kill you, and then you will be reincarnated and it will be out of my control."

"Then let's seize the man named Tang. I can fool him so clearly that I can become his godson," Tang Dongqing said.

"Okay, let's go then. Remember, if you go to another world, your reincarnation will no longer be under my control. If you die again, you will be gone." King Yama said and put away the painting.

Tang Dongqing was pulled away again.

When Tang Dongqing was pulled away, King Yama slowly exhaled a puff of smoke and said, "He didn't ask me where I was going to Douluo Continent?"

And Tang Dongqing also let out a lewd laugh in the space tunnel: "I have watched Douluo Continent more than 20 times. To fool Tang San is not to carry a lantern into the manhole to find the messenger hahahahahahahahaha."

Hey, why is this idiom used a bit awkwardly?