Log in to the elf world in advance

After Larulus ate Dark Pokémon Cubes, he became particularly fond of looking at himself in the mirror.

Early in the day, I ran into the bathroom and started looking in the mirror. Then I used a comb to comb my hair, as if I was a sperm.

"Lalu Lalu" On this morning, Lalu Lalu got up very early and went to look in the mirror.This time, Larulas took a very long time to enter the toilet, and from time to time, the sound of Lalulas humming could be heard from the toilet.

"Larulas, what are you doing in the toilet? Can you hurry up?" Gou Cong was anxious to urinate and circled outside the toilet, but Lalulas locked the door and stayed inside the toilet.

"Hey, hey, let me see, you little goblin, what are you doing in the toilet?" Gou Congsheng took the spare key and opened the toilet.

"Ah ghost!" Gou Congsheng opened the toilet and saw a faceless female ghost in white floating in the air. Gou Congsheng was frightened and his legs went weak and hit the wall behind him.

The faceless female ghost "Lalu Lalu" also chose to run away when she saw Gou Congsheng. She covered her face and ran out of the toilet.

"What's going on? Are ghosts afraid of people? It's just right. Let's see if this time the Heavenly Master will accept you, a little female ghost." Gou Congsheng took the broom and dragged the fleeing Larulas, serving him with a series of dog-beating and stick techniques.

The female ghost "Lalu Lalu" was chased into the corner by Gou Congsheng, and then Gou Congsheng swung the broom around.The little female ghost held her head in her hands and squatted in the corner, making miserable screams from time to time.

"Why does this sound sound like my Larulas?"

"Lalu Lalu" When Lalulas saw that Gou Congsheng recognized him, he immediately stood up and looked at him with a pair of scarlet elf eyes. Then he rubbed the big bump on his head with his little paws and gave a fierce look at Gou Congsheng. The cry.

"Auntie, what are you doing, wearing a mask?"

"Lalu Lalu" Lalulas took out Gou Congsheng's mobile phone and handed it to the other party, as if to say: Country bumpkin, have you never seen an elf put on a facial mask?

"Damn it, the elf actually uses a facial mask." Gou Congsheng looked at the instruction page about the elf mask on Taobao and immediately covered his face and said with a sneer.

Game reminder: Your elf charm value is 1

Elf name Larulus

gender: female

Elf attributes: super powers, fairies

Level: 10

Height: 0.43m

Weight: XNUM X kg

Elf ability value: hp4210

Attack: 792

Defense: 46

Special Attack: 32

Special defense: 32

Speed: 60

Favorability: 49 points

New attribute beauty value: 26

Possess equipment: light stone, sharp claws

Possessed skills: brute force, high-speed movement, sonic punch, defense, drunken passive skills, charming

"Is this a goblin training game?" Gou Congsheng said in surprise when he saw Larulas' beauty attribute rapidly increasing to 26.

"What the hell is this? Lalulas, how many things did you buy using my xbao account?" Gou Congsheng opened his Taobao account and immediately saw that the shopping cart was full.He immediately became angry and threw away the phone in his hand. Then he clenched his fists and looked at the arrogant Larulas in front of him with sparks in his eyes.

"Lalu Lalu" Lalu Lalu actually lowered his head, making a coquettish gesture like a girl, and then let out a coquettish chirp.

"Don't think that if you pretend to be pitiful, nothing will happen. Look at all the things you bought. Elf lipstick, elf perfume, elf foundation, and elf suspender skirt. Are you planning to trick me to death and become your daughter to Father Ma?"

After Gou Congsheng read the several pages of items in the shopping cart, he was so angry that he almost died on the spot.

x treasure tip: You have canceled your elf lipstick order

x treasure reminder: You have canceled your elf perfume order

x treasure reminder: You have canceled your elf foundation order

"Lalu Lalu" Gou Congsheng tugged on Lalulas' ears, causing Lalulas to scream in pain.

"Little fairy, show me to lz. Just buy something else. Why did you buy a fairy cup? Do you have one?" Gou Congsheng stared at Larulas' airport chest and said with disdain.

"Lalu Lalu" Lalulas, as a telepathic elf, instantly understood what Gou Congsheng meant. He straightened up his petite chest and shouted at Gou Congsheng with a look of arrogance.

"I'm done with you, little goblin, don't touch your phone anymore, or I'll spank you."

"It still doesn't work. Let's change the payment password first." Gou Congsheng turned his back to Larulas, and then began to change his X treasure password.

"Hey, hey, now, let me see how you can still shop online," Gou Congsheng said with a treacherous smile.

But what Gou Congsheng didn't see was that Lalulas stood behind Gou Congsheng, covering his mouth with a pair of small paws, and smiled sarcastically: "Lalu Lalu"

Gou Congsheng was sleeping at night, and loud beeps kept coming from his trainer's watch.

System prompt: Your online banking account is in arrears

System prompt: Your online banking account is in arrears

"You little idiot, what are you doing? You're not letting me sleep anymore?" Gou Congsheng covered his head with the quilt and fell asleep again.

Early the next morning, Gou Congsheng got up listlessly with two dark circles under his eyes, then walked into the bathroom like a zombie to wash his face and fix his makeup.

"It's strange, why didn't the little goblin look in the mirror in the bathroom today?" Gou Congsheng walked into the bathroom and looked at the empty dressing table, but found no trace of Larulas, so a bad premonition came to his heart.

Gou Congsheng didn't have time to rinse his mouth, and with toothpaste foam on his mouth, he walked out of the room to look for Larulas.

When he found Larulas, he discovered a strange phenomenon, that is, Lalulas was exceptionally well-behaved today. He actually stood obediently at the door and waved his paws to say hello when he saw Gou Congsheng alive.

"How do I feel about the situation? It feels like the end of the world."

Gou Congsheng, who had a premonition that something bad was going to happen, quickly took out his mobile phone, and then opened the mobile phone page. Numerous text messages of successful transactions popped up on the mobile phone page. Suddenly Gou Congsheng felt as if he had been struck by lightning, and his ears were ringing.

"Ding dong" Just when Gou Congsheng was about to open the x treasure page to check, suddenly there was an anxious doorbell sound outside the door.

"Who is it, this early in the morning?"

"Lalu Lalu" didn't wait for Gou Congsheng to open the door. Lalulas jumped up first and flexibly opened the door handle of the room with his little paws.

"Oh my god, humans can no longer stop the evolution of elves."

"Excuse me, is Mr. Gou Congsheng here?"

"That's me." The door opened, and a courier in blue clothes stood at the door.

"This is your express delivery, please sign for it."

"I didn't buy anything, brother, are you making a mistake?"

"There can be no mistake. Is 888888 the last number of your mobile phone?"

"Yes, but I don't have anything to buy online. Could it be that the goblin did it?" Gou Congsheng woke up immediately and looked towards where Larulas was standing, and saw that Lalulas had already disappeared. .

"Lalu Lalu" Lalulas' figure was hiding behind the door of the room. It stuck its head out and pretended to be cute, winking at Gou Congsheng.

"Just wait for me." Gou Cong was angry and itched his teeth.

"Oh my god, prodigal bitch, how much did you buy?" Gou Congsheng looked at the piles of express packages in the room, and suddenly felt his blood pressure rise.

The packages in Gou Congsheng's room were piled up all over the room. Larulas was seen lying on the mountain of packages excitedly, waving his paws happily.

"What are these?"

"Elf underwear, elf shampoo, elf mascara, elf high heels, my God, who can take this prodigal elf away? I don't want it anymore." Gou Congsheng opened the package and was surprised when he saw the elf items inside. Sitting on the ground, my mind went blank.

Game player Gou Congsheng’s personal account reminder: You now have 1000 Elf Coins left.

"Lalu Lalu, if you have the nerve, stop for me and see if I don't beat you to death." Gou Congsheng picked up his slippers and chased after Lalulas who was running away.

"Lalu Lalu" Lalulas was very flexible, scurrying around the room like a monkey, playing with Gou Congsheng behind him.

"You're a plagued child," Gou Congsheng said breathlessly with his hands on his waist as he panted.

"Lalu Lalu" Lalulas saw that Gou Congsheng couldn't catch up with him, so he stuck out his tongue at Gou Congsheng, made a face and then shouted.

"Auntie, please don't torture me anymore. You've spent all the money. Let's eat dirt together from now on."

"Lalu Lalu" Lalulas suddenly saw Gou Congsheng kneeling in front of him and was stunned. Then he stretched out a small paw to touch Gou Congsheng's face and let out a soft chirp.It seems to be saying: Don't cry, the worst thing is that I will buy less in the future.